"Did Pluto Just Give You A Lap Dance?" 10 days of Naughty & Nice!

DAWN!! Ive missed this TR!

Glad you got caught up!:goodvibes

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Now, niceness over - crack on with an update to make me laugh so loud my neighbour ignores me for another 6 months! :lmao:

Is it wrong I was imagining it was Simon LeBon cracking the whip at me in his sexy accent vs a womans English lilt? :lmao:
 
To get married at Epcot when we looked into it was to have a Fairy Tale wedding at the starting price of $12,000 which did not include hotels rooms, tickets or tips and tax so we were wondering what the heck could we do to blow that much with a small crowd.

I invisioned myself like Mrs. Claus telling the guests to, "Eat, Eat , Eat.";)

hmmm...rethinking the Epcot wedding..... thanks for busting my bubble! GOSH!!! :lmao: :laughing:

Oh and the baker's name is Thomas.... the cream cheese supposedly comes from Philadelphia...but don't quote me on that lol
 
hmmm...rethinking the Epcot wedding..... thanks for busting my bubble! GOSH!!! :lmao: :laughing:
I am not busting your bubble. I am encircling you in the glory of reality so you do not show up to a meeting with your wedding planner and when he states, "It's twelve." you don't say, "dollars?" :lmao:

You can do an "elopement" wedding but that is all planned out and I wanted some of my own ideas in it ya know. I am getting excited to plan all this stuff. :scared1:

Oh and the baker's name is Thomas.... the cream cheese supposedly comes from Philadelphia...but don't quote me on that lol

Never trust a man named Thomas. Their either hot or cold. Never anything in between. :lmao:
 

I'm still having trouble seeing through the tears. :rotfl2::rotfl2:

Thanks for the update! DH is sitting here with me and apparently doesn't understand the humor of the borrowed photos. Love your tan :lmao:

laugh, cry, laugh, cry, laugh, -make up my mind!

I am moving out of lurkerville for good.

Ok. back to the show

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Sure result to reverse psychology. Now it's my fault if you are forcedto turn to food because 778,965,342 other posts are not enough to keep you entertained. :rotfl2:

The pressure of a writer. I know how Stephen King must feel.;)

I'm still having trouble seeing through the tears. :rotfl2::rotfl2:
Were my pictures that bad?
Thanks for the update! DH is sitting here with me and apparently doesn't understand the humor of the borrowed photos. Love your tan :lmao:
Is his name Thomas?
If you do not get the reference :confused: look back a few quotes! :thumbsup2

laugh, cry, laugh, cry, laugh, -make up my mind!
If I had to make up your mind I would have a burger and fries.

Oh.

This is akward.

You weren't talking about food were you.

Color of nail polish?

Fly or drive?

Tub or shower?

I have such ADD I do not even remember what I was responding to.

Wait.

Who are you.

Why are you following me?

Step back.

I speak whale.:lmao:

I am moving out of lurkerville for good.
How is Lurkerville anyway? Favorite shops? Restaurants perhaps? :confused3 Do tell as I love to travel!
Ok. back to the show

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The show will have to wait till morning because I hit something and whamo...deleted what I had done on Word. :scared1: Which is God's way of telling me I can do better. :littleangel:

Or I suck and you all would be impaling yourselves in the eyes with chopsticks if I had submitted it. :upsidedow

I will let you pick since I chose a burger with fries. :cool2:
 
I too have been lurking and axiously awaiting the next installment.
Your TR has kept me in the Disney spirit until we go back in January.
How funny that this year has FLOWN by but has now come to a standstill now that we have another trip planned.
Keep up the great work!
 
I too have been lurking and axiously awaiting the next installment.
Your TR has kept me in the Disney spirit until we go back in January.
How funny that this year has FLOWN by but has now come to a standstill now that we have another trip planned.
Keep up the great work!

Where are you staying at? How long are you there for? Details... details!

I am TRYING to get to this today. It is just crazy here. :scared1:
 
Where are you staying at? How long are you there for? Details... details!
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We're going January 10th -16th. Staying at Boardwalk Villas getting 6 day hopper and the basic meal plan.

I'm going crazy not being able to really plan until I get my ADR in...which I can't do for another month and 8 days. This is so AGONIZING!
 
Where are you staying at? How long are you there for? Details... details!
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We're going January 10th -16th. Staying at Boardwalk Villas getting 6 day hopper and the basic meal plan.

I'm going crazy not being able to really plan until I get my ADR in...which I can't do for another month and 8 days. This is so AGONIZING!

Love Boardwalk Villas. We are DVC members so we have had the privelege of being there before. With the huge specials for free dining we have been staying through the main reservations rather than dvc.
 
Love Boardwalk Villas. We are DVC members so we have had the privelege of being there before. With the huge specials for free dining we have been staying through the main reservations rather than dvc.

We're staying DVC courtesy of my parents. We stayed there in September 2007 and loved it. Boardwalk area is nice, conveinent to Studios and Epcot, and the bonus of not having 5 gajillion little kids running around. The clown pool was pretty much deserted.

God, I hate that creepy clown slide.
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We're staying DVC courtesy of my parents. We stayed there in September 2007 and loved it. Boardwalk area is nice, conveinent to Studios and Epcot, and the bonus of not having 5 gajillion little kids running around. The clown pool was pretty much deserted.

God, I hate that creepy clown slide.
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My kids love staying here for the clown slide. Not to go down it but rather to break the rules and climb up it at night when closed. The funniest thing in the world is hearing their feet squeeking up that slide trying to hold still and not move when security walks by - and then once at the top - they ring out water from a towel they hoisted up to try and get the slide wet enough to slide down.

The best memory of that was once, Treyner (13 approx.) went first and the other two followed in rapid succession and Treyner had stopped sliding due to the fact his suit was not wet enough with no water on the slide.

The other two barrelled into him and he got slide burn on his upper thighs trying to hike up his long board shorts to get wet skin on theslide to move.

In his boxers he looked like he had gotten huge hickies on the back of both his legs by some sort of a huge, sexy bovine with an attitude. :rotfl2:

He said a nice mom would feel bad for him.

I told him, "Yes she would but you have me.":lmao:
 
So who was the lookout for the security guard at the clown pool while they were all climbing up the slide? Since you could hear the squeaking feet, I'm guessing it was you ;)

I wish I had a mom like that! :cool1:

My DS is a Thomas (not a baker) and I do shop a lot in lurkerville. *thinking you are a witch or maybe a superhero*
 
So who was the lookout for the security guard at the clown pool while they were all climbing up the slide? Since you could hear the squeaking feet, I'm guessing it was you ;)
Totally was and I admit to laughing as hard as they were. Hearing them shush each other and trying to wedge their feet on the sides so they did not fall was glorious. I am all into good clean fun as long as no0body gets hurt. If the biggest rule breaking they do is climbing up a closed water slide backwards - I have a victory!
I wish I had a mom like that! :cool1:
My mom was not a fun mom. She was not allowed a fun childhood and thus I do not think she had a prayer. I am always thinking of the worse case scenario and in this situation - worse case would have been getting scolded by security. They were not climbing off the side or anything dangerous - just rule breaking.

You should see what they do on the family raft ride at BB! It involves hanging off the back and sometimes changing rafts. That I am not in favor of. Once I stop laughing I tell them to knock it off in my sternest voice.:3dglasses

Our friends from Ireland started that one with Kenny tossing Treyner out the raft when Treyner was 12. Treyner would hang behind the raft and body surf and then pull himself in.

This past June we drove to Florida because our friends were there again from Ireland and knees were skinned up more than before from the cement holding the creases of the slide together. We had two rafts going - kids and adults. Treyner - jumped out of his raft - stayed up on the side of the slide and then we came around the corner and he jumped into ours. :scared1: I can't believe he doesn't get caught with that one.

A kid about 13 who was by himself because his family did not do big rides, had rode with the kids that time and after we all got out - he was laughing and laughing so hard. He said,
"Man you white people are crazy. Can I hang out with you the rest of the day?"
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My DS is a Thomas (not a baker) and I do shop a lot in lurkerville. *thinking you are a witch or maybe a superhero*
Can I be a superhero witch?

Able to shove a broom faster than a speeding bullet up the kazoo of evil doers everywhere!

I am afraid though that SuperWitch sounds very close to another ending that I could get called!:rotfl2:
 
Day 3 - "Fear is not a Factor"

Okay – this is the 5th time today I have wrote this. I am not happy and I am going to try and be funny. My computer just takes a digger and shuts off the internet and everything I type is gone. I am typing it on Word now and it better save. The hard part is inputting the pics. I am stealing and having to re-look it up. UGH!!!!!

So when we last saw our metamorhisizing family, they were leaving the Amityville docks in search of something that did not smell of burnt sushi!
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Or at least did not singe the hairs out of your nostrils and then fling it on your neighbor. :duck:

They wanted to be scared and scream until they had the taste of of bile in their throats. Like when you walk in on your grandma neked after showering and you wonder if you too in the future will have to step over what once was firm ta-ta's as a young woman. :sad:

They wanted to have pride in the human race and hope for the future of all things disturbing to the eye. Wave the American flag at a male thong contest for retirement home residents if ya will. :crowded:

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This was the event I was really looking forward to of the day. :thumbsup2 Fun and since I loved the TV show – I hoped worth the hype. It did not disappoint. Obviously not everything was duplicable from the show but it gave it a great attempt.

First Up was…”The Muffin Top Hang of Doom”
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*My name for it – don’t rip it off.
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This is your basic – hang from a bar and hope you do not drop first event while being secured to guide wires with a jumbo nut cup.

A woman dropped in 7 seconds and I got my WWF mode on. pirate: I booed, threw popcorn popcorn::, called her a vag queen, tore of my shirt and threw it in circles above my head in disgust and then noticed the silence of the audience.

Okay – not really but come on people – this is not a feel good Easter Bunny moment. This is a competition and if someone stinks at an event – do not golf clap for them. :sad2:

That is what Ivana used to do for “The Donald”
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when he was underperforming in the boudoir :headache: and ya know what it gother? :confused3

A divorce and some lips that look like she just ate a puffer fish. :fish: That’s what.
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So I quietly whispered in Dan’s ear, “I could do better than that and I weigh more than Bullwinkle.” I felt better and she felt better not being ridiculed in public. :chat: Because of course her walk of shame was enough humiliation. It was a win/win for everyone. I am a giver. That is what I do.

Next up was a team event where squid was tossed into a bucket. It was okay but no squid in the face and I think they could make it a bit messier. ;) Like year old squid that fell apart when you grabbed it so your whole hand had to grip it for all it’s worth!

Then they pulled a few audience members to participate in an eating extravaganza.
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Super gross and fabulous! There were fermented things, blood and parts of animals you should not lick, let alone drink a puree of. :stir: I would hurl at this but I love watching others! :cool2:

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They also had a part where someone from the audience put their head in a tank and they filled it with whatever bug/snake they spun on a wheel!
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They did this stunt where they had to climb to the top of a building and get flags off from weird angles as fast as they could. It was not my favorite of them.


Last up was the finale which involved a car hanging in the air and people having to unbuckle, crawl out and remove flags in the fastest time. This was pretty awesome athleticism and we all were impressed with what they could come up with in a studio to replicate some stunts.

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Treyner swears he is up for doing it next year. I will video the whole thing and if he falls in 7 seconds from the Nut Cup O' Death - I will have Dan take off his shirt and whip it around with the words "Redneck" shaved into his chest hair!



Have to end here because I need to run but wanted to get at least this done – will write the end of the day tonight and post – sorry for the computer issues – I have had it where you time out when posting on the Dis but not where the internet shuts off!
 
Great update! I have been having trouble with my internet too...the connection always get "interrupted" and I have to "reconnect." Only since I installed the wireless router...which I think I failed at. :confused3
 
Great update! I have been having trouble with my internet too...the connection always get "interrupted" and I have to "reconnect." Only since I installed the wireless router...which I think I failed at. :confused3

So frusterating on the amount of time wasted! Argh!
 
In 6th grade I tried to get away with having the teacher call me Domica (pronounced dough-me-ca.) Because I thought it was so glamerous!

I'm laughing about the above, cause that's almost my name!

I'm a new reader to your TR, and yes I read the PTR first and did laugh so hard about the water slide story that tears were streaming down my face and it took 10 minutes until I could tell DH why the heck I was laughing. It did occur to me though how easily you could have been seriously injured when that happened, so I'm very glad that it is just a funny story for you now.

I was so upset when I read what happened to Baylor. What a blessing it was that he had the presence of mind to jump in that pool. He seems to be a very brave, smart kid, and I'm so glad that he is recovering well. I'm also glad that your family is healing too. It sounds like you are a close and loving family, so I'm sure that has helped. You know, when I read someone's TR, I end up feeling like I know them and their families, even if I've never said a word to them, so I really am heartfeltly (made up a word) very glad that Baylor is doing all right, and that you as a family found that camp and have been able to talk through what happened.

Now as for your TR, you are a hysterically funny person, and a great storyteller, so I can't wait to hear more as you are able to write it. I'm along for the ride.
 




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