Describe Your WORST DATE

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

Have you ever been on a bad date when you were younger, and kept thinking "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

Did your date have food in their teeth, didn't talk, etc.?!?

I'd love to hear 'em!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

I've had a few: stinky guys, really BORING guys. But I"d have to say my worst date was when a guy wanted me to go with him to the strip club!! I was SO OUTTA THERE!!

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

I've had a few: stinky guys, really BORING guys. But I"d have to say my worst date was when a guy wanted me to go with him to the strip club!! I was SO OUTTA THERE!!

I'd be outta there in a heartbeat!

 

[mommiepoppins]

ok my friend set me up with this loser and he brought me to his parents house and we did not even talk he was 30 and i was 18 and i just thought that he was a loser. mind you it was last min date and i ran out the door with my moms size 9 shoes on when i use a 8

any way he told my friend that i was boring and had big feet

 

[jennyl772003]

OK, here is my worst "date"

Earlier in the summer, I had gone out with a co worker. He seemed nice and he was seperated from his wife. She had moved out.

We went to a local music festival. He was so "hands on" with me, I could hardly push the stroller my son was in. Just constantly grabbing at me. When he finally went in for a kiss, he cracked our teeth together. It wasn't good.

Fast forward to the end of summer. He asks me to go to the state fair with him. Remembering the earlier fiasco, I say no. He begs and says we will only be going as friends. I finally relent and away we go.

Again he is all gropey. I am just trying to get through it so I can go home, when a lady approaches me.

"Oh, this must be Bailey!" she says. I think she must know my sis (she babysat for me) or something.

Oh, no. She was "Dates" wife! Apparently they weren't seperated anymore, and when he went in to work dressed nicer than usual, she smelled a rat. She had been prowling the fair all night looking for him.

She starts screaming at me, and I'm like, "No! You have it all wrong! You can HAVE him, I don't WANT him!"

Eventually, He went home and she came over to my house and I explained the whole mess to her.

Last I heard, they were still together and had had another child (#4).

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

ok my friend set me up with this loser and he brought me to his parents house and we did not even talk he was 30 and i was 18 and i just thought that he was a loser. mind you it was last min date and i ran out the door with my moms size 9 shoes on when i use a 8

any way he told my friend that i was boring and had big feet

That sounds HORRIBLE! I would have been like "See ya dude!"

 

[kmp1191]

OMG...this brings back some memories!!

Met a guy at a party...(a little alcohol was involved)...he called a few days later and asked me out. I didn't remember him being that bad, so I said ok.
He comes to get me, took me through the drive through at McDonalds and then to the Drive-in theater, where upon he tried groping and fondling me the entire time. It was a double feature and I told him I wasn't feeling good 1/2 way through the first one. He wouldn't leave until it was over. THEN, he wanted to know if I wanted to go to his buddy's house and hang out. I said no, I don't feel good, I need to go home. (I lived in the country, and had a circle driveway). He pulls in the driveway, and while the car was still moving, I opened the door and jumped out!!! Talk about not getting out of there fast enough!! He actually called a couple more times....I never answered the phone!!

 

[mommiepoppins]

OK, here is my worst "date"

Earlier in the summer, I had gone out with a co worker. He seemed nice and he was seperated from his wife. She had moved out.

We went to a local music festival. He was so "hands on" with me, I could hardly push the stroller my son was in. Just constantly grabbing at me. When he finally went in for a kiss, he cracked our teeth together. It wasn't good.

Fast forward to the end of summer. He asks me to go to the state fair with him. Remembering the earlier fiasco, I say no. He begs and says we will only be going as friends. I finally relent and away we go.

Again he is all gropey. I am just trying to get through it so I can go home, when a lady approaches me.

"Oh, this must be Bailey!" she says. I think she must know my sis (she babysat for me) or something.

Oh, no. She was "Dates" wife! Apparently they weren't seperated anymore, and when he went in to work dressed nicer than usual, she smelled a rat. She had been prowling the fair all night looking for him.

She starts screaming at me, and I'm like, "No! You have it all wrong! You can HAVE him, I don't WANT him!"

Eventually, He went home and she came over to my house and I explained the whole mess to her.

Last I heard, they were still together and had had another child (#4).

that poor wife

 

[ChrisnSteph]

It was my third date with "Joe". He came over to my place, cooked me a wonderful Italian meal, candlelight, the whole deal. I was impressed, until halfway through dinner I get a call from a woman asking for him. Turns out it was his WIFE. "Joe" took off in a flash, promising a good explanation later. I never heard from him again, which was just as well!

 

[Scutapipig]

Not the WORST by any means, but one that sticks out in my mind from many years back....

The gentleman (he really was a gentleman) who told me we would go out for a nice dinner. I expected a more upscale table service restaurant and dressed appropriately in a casual, but nice dress.

We went to Arby's....and he used coupons.

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

Not the WORST by any means, but one that sticks out in my mind from many years back....

The gentleman (he really was a gentleman) who told me we would go out for a nice dinner. I expected a more upscale table service restaurant and dressed appropriately in a casual, but nice dress.

We went to Arby's....and he used coupons.

Oh goodness...

 

[liamsaunt]

The date that never was:

The seemingly sensitive poet-type guy in college that invited me to his house for a drink...but when I walked into his living room it was decorated with centerfolds from an adult magazine. Needless to say I walked right back out.

The date that should not have been:

The guy who invited me to his home for a "nice home-cooked lunch," and served me a barely toasted english muffin spread with cheese from a can. He only made one for me. His lunch consisted of a "special cigarette." See ya!

The last date:

The guy who on our third date asked me to perform an inappropriate act in a movie theater. Walked out of that one too.

Thank goodness I eventually found my DH!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Denise, you never told us about your worst date!

 

[epfootballcutie04]

ok, so i was a junior in highschool and all my friends were asked to the prom, and i hadn't been asked yet, so i was feeling kinda low. Well this guy who i had just recently become friends with asked me to go, and i knew i wasnt going to get asked by anyone else since it was 2 weeks before prom, so i said i would go.

My mom and i go dress shopping the night i was asked and i found this dress that was decent... i didnt find one i LOVED, but it was alright.

m date tells me that it's just going to be him and i in the limo (i believe it's cuz he's a nut job and no one cares for him)... and that we would meet friends there (which we met a couple, but they did nothing but get in a huge fight and leave not more than an hour into it.)....

So... he calls me the night before prom at 10:30 to tell me that the limo backed out on us last minute. Real cool, ya know? SO we spend til around midnight calling limo places seeing if they had even a town car we could use. I had no luck and decided to go to bed. The next morning i went to get my hair done, and my date calls me and tells me he got a limo and it would be at his house at 2:00 and it would drive us around before prom *which doors opened at 5*... so we are at my dates house taking pictures and the limo guy calls us and says hes REALLY lost... he arrives abot an hour late and then we get in and just drive around... the whole time there was that "awkward silence" and my date put on the radio and made me listen to the baseball game....

so we get to prom, and the waitor FORGETS to bring us our food, and when my date finally mentioned it, he brought it to us, as the other people are finishing up and it was COLD.

The dancing part of prom eventually starts and my date was a horrible dancer, my feet were killing me, no one wanted to hang out with us cuz they couldnt stand my date, and i had had enough. I told my date that i wasnt feeling well, so he went back to our table with me to sit down, and got me some water.... about 10 minutes later he asked how i was feeling and i said "not well, i'd like to go home".... so he called the limo to get us, but he said he had a question for me so we couldn't go straight home cuz he wanted to bring me to the sculpture gardens.....

the limo driver barely spoke english and had no idea what the sculptre gardens even was and i told my date to just ask me the question anyways.

he said he would when we got home. So on the way home guess what he made me listen to? Another baseball game. We eventually get home and he asks me to be his girlfriend. I am shocked (although sort of saw it coming by the way he was acting) and said "i dont think so"....

he never once even said i looked nice...

I'd say the best part of my junior prom was seeing the guy i had liked for EIGHT years there, dancing with his prom-queen-type girlfriend.

yikes.

(sorry it was so long, i've pretty much kept that all in since junior year *4 years ago*)

 

[disneymom3]

OK, here is my worst "date"

Earlier in the summer, I had gone out with a co worker. He seemed nice and he was seperated from his wife. She had moved out.

We went to a local music festival. He was so "hands on" with me, I could hardly push the stroller my son was in. Just constantly grabbing at me. When he finally went in for a kiss, he cracked our teeth together. It wasn't good.

Fast forward to the end of summer. He asks me to go to the state fair with him. Remembering the earlier fiasco, I say no. He begs and says we will only be going as friends. I finally relent and away we go.

Again he is all gropey. I am just trying to get through it so I can go home, when a lady approaches me.

"Oh, this must be Bailey!" she says. I think she must know my sis (she babysat for me) or something.

Oh, no. She was "Dates" wife! Apparently they weren't seperated anymore, and when he went in to work dressed nicer than usual, she smelled a rat. She had been prowling the fair all night looking for him.

She starts screaming at me, and I'm like, "No! You have it all wrong! You can HAVE him, I don't WANT him!"

Eventually, He went home and she came over to my house and I explained the whole mess to her.

Last I heard, they were still together and had had another child (#4).

So far you win!!!

My worst date was a loooong time ago. A friend of mine had put in an ad in one of those singles type things. She got too many calls so I said I would go meet a few of them. Yeah, the one guy I don't remember too well just that he was way into bodybuilding and talked about himself all night. Then there was the date I didn't exactly go on. I walked into the restaurant to meet this guy and figured out who he was. Yeah, he was the one in the yellow polyester leisure suit and very wide tie with the greasiest hair and thickest glasses you have ever seen. It was like a date you see in the movies.

Other than that was the stellar one where I was double dating with another friend. Her dates friend was my date. Got that? Okay, so they drive up to my house to pick us up and she says, "Just so you know I really like....."whatever my date's name was. Huh???? WTH I am going out with him then? THAT's a little awkward. Then, the guy creeped me out and all I could think about was WHY does she like him???? Plus, I am sure I came off as a total dork cause I hardly talked to him thinking it would really be a problem if he DID like me. What a mess.

 

[suzannen]

It was actually a second date with a guy I'll call "Tom." The first date had been completely uneventful, with absolutely no sparks, so when he called for a second date, I told him I really thought we should just be friends and not date. He said his fraternity was having a really important party and couldn't I come with him just to this one party. He begged so much, I finally said "okay." We arrive at a restaurant beforehand for dinner and his father is unexpectedly (to me) sitting there and hugs me and says "I'm so excited to meet Tom's fiance." Everytime I tried to tell his father I was not his fiance, Tom would interrupt me. When his father excused himself, Tom begged me to be quiet until the end of the evening and then he would tell him the truth. I was so young (18) that I agreed as long as he told him by the end of the evening or else I would. When we arrived at his fraternity, my photo from the college yearbook had been blown up and put on fireplace mantel. Everyone in his fraternity congratulated me on my "engagement." I walked right out and went home and he spent the next 2 hours throwing rocks at my sorority house window screaming he was going to kill himself if I didn't tell him I loved him. For the next few weeks, lots of folks were congratulating me on my engagement. Of course, my mom had met him once and thought he was "adorable" and why didn't I go out with him anymore.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Met a guy at a party...(a little alcohol was involved)...he called a few days later and asked me out. I didn't remember him being that bad, so I said ok.
He comes to get me, took me through the drive through at McDonalds and then to the Drive-in theater, where upon he tried groping and fondling me the entire time. It was a double feature and I told him I wasn't feeling good 1/2 way through the first one. He wouldn't leave until it was over. THEN, he wanted to know if I wanted to go to his buddy's house and hang out. I said no, I don't feel good, I need to go home. (I lived in the country, and had a circle driveway). He pulls in the driveway, and while the car was still moving, I opened the door and jumped out!!! Talk about not getting out of there fast enough!! He actually called a couple more times....I never answered the phone!!

Hey, I remember you! So, what have you been up to? Are you seeing anyone? Want to go out again?





Sorry, I couldn't resist...

 

[RadioNate]

I've had a few: stinky guys, really BORING guys. But I"d have to say my worst date was when a guy wanted me to go with him to the strip club!! I was SO OUTTA THERE!!

lol

I had one once where we were going to this "really great" restaurant downtown. It was Hooters. And we ended up meeting another couple there, he drove and it was about 45 minutes away so I couldn't just leave.

Nice 1st date. Of course after that he totally wouldn't leave me alone. One night he showed up as I was getting off of work so I felt bad and went to a movie with him. Several months later he asked one of my best male friends how his girlfriend was. My friend had to ask him who his girlfriend was and then told him I was dating someone else!

 

[pearlieq]

I went out with this guy in college. We went to a play on campus, and everything seemed to be going well. Then we went out for dessert after the show. Out of nowhere he starts telling me about his favorite strip clubs and begins to regale me with tales from the "private dance" room and tell me all about his favorite girls.

Check, please!!!

 

[Evil Genius]

My father came home from work and told me that he was showing my picture to some of the guys at work and one guy wanted to take me out. So I tell dear old dad no way, not interested. Dad comes home a few days later to tell me that me and my closest friend have dates on Saturday night!! I tell dad to call him and tell him I'm not going. Seems dad doesn't have the number. So on Saturday night my best friend and I are at my house, and up pulls a van and two of the most awful looking guys get out. Now this is the 70's so there was a lot of polyester involved. My mom is furious that they brought a van. We made it as far as going out for pizza. Turns out these guys were a whole LOT older (dad supposedly didn't know) and all they wanted to talk about was getting drunk. My best friend and I walked home.