Describe Your WORST DATE

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

My worst dates were with smelly guys! Gross!

 

[kmp1191]

Hey, I remember you! So, what have you been up to? Are you seeing anyone? Want to go out again?





Sorry, I couldn't resist...

OMG!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

too funny!!! (i actually twisted my ankle jumping out of the car, but i didn't stop til i was safely in the house!!!)

 

[princess pooh]

My friends are still laughing about this one!

It was a blind date and the guy asked me to meet him at a Starbucks type place. I get there and he's sitting at a table wearing sweatpants. SWEATPANTS! Not a tracksuit but an old pair of gray sweatpants, a t-shirt, and old sneakers. Sweatpants . If he cared that little, he should have just canceled

He had already gotten his coffee so I waited in line by myself to get my own. Then we talk for a few minutes about how he hates his life and wants to move to Florida. When he finishes his coffee he stands up and says "I think we're done here" and walks out!

He wasn't much of a gentleman.

 

[EEYOREMAMA]

What do you say about a guy who shows up at your door looking like the last guy in the world you would want to be seen with. Yes it was a blind date

He looked like a cross between Mr. Toad and Marvin the Martian. Yes he was green. At least he looked that way to me. He was immediately smitten with me and I wanted to run for the nearest bathroom. It gets worse. I'll have to come back and share later.

<----- Much cuter!!!!!!

 

[NewJersey]

It was last year. I was set up by a friend (never do those!!) and I was simply being nice...he wanted to see 'Rent' the movie. The whole time he was flailing his arms and singing along with it (EVERY SONG). It was so annoying. After that he wanted to eat, so we went to Fridays where he talked about his problems with "his friend down there." Oh, then he talked about how much he loves his insect collection, and went into details about all different types of bugs.

I dropped him off at his house (when he proceeded to stick out his tongue and go in for a kiss; I pushed him away and told him to get out of the car).

I then called my friend and yelled at her!!

Thank goodness, I don't have to deal with dates anymore...I found my future partner.

 

[Princess Mindy]

Ok here goes..my WORST DATE (I think)
First date with this guy who was a little older than me (in high school that makes a big difference) so I really wanted to make a good impression. I am fairly short (ok really short-5'1") so I decided to try and make myself taller by wearing high heels. I'm not used to wearing high heels. We go to a movie. Well I'm walking to the theatre and I trip over my own feet and land face first into the carpet. Somehow I managed to scuff up my face pretty good, so it now looks terrible. THe movie theatre staff run over and make a fuss and want me to sign stuff so I won't sue them, all I want to do is run to the bathroom and hide until everyone goes away. Well I finally get convinced to sit out the movie-its dark after all. But I hear my date chuckling under his breath for much of the movie. Apparently he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I just wanted to smack him over the head with my high heel. At least some good would come from that stupid shoe.

 

[Pig Pen]

My worst date....I was about 17 and met this guy at the beach and agreed to go out with him. I don't know why because he wasn't even really cute or anything.

He picked me up in a souped up hot rod, revving the engine and beeping the horn as he pulled into the driveway. I managed to introduce him to my parents (this was in the early 70s...think Brady Bunch) and get the heck out of there.

Well, he decides to lay rubber all the way down our street. My neighbor yelled something (his little kids were playing in the front yard and were sprayed by gravel) and my date squealed on the brakes, backed up, and starts to pick a fight. Well, my neighbor was an ordained minister and my date said some not nice words to him. I was absolutely mortified, but by this time I was also terrified! I managed to survive until we got to the McDonald's drive thru (big spender...) and then pretended I was sick and asked to go home. Well he refused! I then insisted that he had to take me home...and he said no.

So, I went to the McDonald's bathroom and locked the door...after awhile he just left. Then I called daddy to come get me and cried all the way home.

The next morning I apologized to my neighbor for his behavior. The guy is probably on death row by now...

I met my DH a few months later and we have been together ever since!

 

[L107ANGEL]

THe very worst for me? When I was arrested!

 

[kmp1191]

THe very worst for me? When I was arrested!

explain please...

 

[L107ANGEL]

explain please...

Short version. Loser takes me to the drive in. The movie was an X. I get out of car to get away, walk to snack shack, find older man, beg for help ( who knew he was undercover?) , he gets mad, tries to help, loser had drugs in the car , blah blah blah!
Charges were dropped with me.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I was friends with this guy for a couple of years before we started dating. Anyway, after we had been dating for 3 months, we were on our way to the movies. Suddenly, he pulled the car over and said he had to come clean about something. It turns out that he was a convicted pedophile and on probation. He wasn't even allowed in my state (I live on a border town), because that's where it had occurred. I freaked out and made him take me home. Haven't seen him since. My dd was about 3 at the time and I kept wracking my brain, trying to remember if he was ever alone with her. Luckily he never was. But still...can you imagine??? I took a looooong break from dating after that experience!

 

[trappednabox]

I was friends with this guy for a couple of years before we started dating. Anyway, after we had been dating for 3 months, we were on our way to the movies. Suddenly, he pulled the car over and said he had to come clean about something. It turns out that he was a convicted pedophile and on probation. He wasn't even allowed in my state (I live on a border town), because that's where it had occurred. I freaked out and made him take me home. Haven't seen him since. My dd was about 3 at the time and I kept wracking my brain, trying to remember if he was ever alone with her. Luckily he never was. But still...can you imagine??? I took a looooong break from dating after that experience!

that's crazy Mel!!

 

[monkeyboy]

the night I went to pick up Fawn Liebowitz

 

[jackskellingtonsgirl]

Right after high school a friend and I rented an apartment. I was dating a guy I absolutely ADORED, but he broke up with me. There were these guys who lived a few apartments down - all really hot, muscular guys who used to jump over the wall of the property to go to the gym on the other side. One night my roommate and I were sitting outside and one of the guys came over and asked me out. Great!

Well, the guy decides to make dinner for me. He had this enormous slab of meat in the oven on "Broil" and he had some canned green beans BOILING on the stove. It was absolutely inedible. And at some point it came out that he was actually on house arrest (YIKES!) so he couldn't take me out anywhere. I think he was violating his deal when he went to the gym, but whatever!

I left a soon as I could. I went back to my apt. and I was telling my roommate how bizarre it was while I ate a huge bowl of ice cream. Then the guy came to our door!! I wasn't expecting him so I answered the door with my ice cream. It was all quite awkward. I can't remember now why he came to the door.

My second worst date was going to the State Fair with this guy in horrible, freezing drizzle. I was miserable the whole time. Then he invited me back to his place for dinner. I declined, but he insisted. He made spaghetti with jar sauce and hot tea. He didn't drain the pasta well and the sauce got all watery, and the tea was weak. That night could not end fast enough. He called and called after that but I would never answer his calls.

 

[Laurajean1014]

There I was sitting in the restaurant and he pulls a hair out of my head and starts flossing his teeth at the table. (When Harry Met Sally)

 

[Disney Doll]

His family was fairly well-to-do. He, I found out later, was a snob. We went to a Superbowl party in a town about 45 minutes from where I lived. I knew one other couple at this party besides my date. It was our 3rd (and may I add, last) date.

So, said date disappears...for quite a while. I start sort of meandering around looking for him, since I am sitting in a room full of people I do not know. I notice him outside on the deck, doing lines of coke with a group of people. I was not and am not, in any way, into drugs. I also decide that this coked-up guy isn't going to be driving me home 45 minutes over icy New England winter roads. I try to call my parents...they are not home. So I call a cab. The cab arrives, the driver asks me where I am going, I tell him the name of my hometown, he looks at me incredulously and asks if I know how much the cab ride is going to be to take me there, I tell him it doesn't matter because my slimy date is all coked-up and I am not getting into a car with him. The cab driver was a nice father-aged man, and he told me how smart I was and we actually had a nice drive to my house, Mr.Cabbie and I. I had left "date" at the party.

I get home, the guy charges me $60 for a cab ride, which I do not have so I have to get it from my parents who are now home. They too tell me that I used good judgement. The loser calls the next day to apologize and cry about how sad he is that I don't want to see him anymore because he thinks I am "the one".

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

Ok here goes..my WORST DATE (I think)
First date with this guy who was a little older than me (in high school that makes a big difference) so I really wanted to make a good impression. I am fairly short (ok really short-5'1") so I decided to try and make myself taller by wearing high heels. I'm not used to wearing high heels. We go to a movie. Well I'm walking to the theatre and I trip over my own feet and land face first into the carpet. Somehow I managed to scuff up my face pretty good, so it now looks terrible. THe movie theatre staff run over and make a fuss and want me to sign stuff so I won't sue them, all I want to do is run to the bathroom and hide until everyone goes away. Well I finally get convinced to sit out the movie-its dark after all. But I hear my date chuckling under his breath for much of the movie. Apparently he thought it was the funniest thing ever. I just wanted to smack him over the head with my high heel. At least some good would come from that stupid shoe.

Oh goodness, Mindy! Thanks for posting!

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

Thanks for posting, everyone! I've really enjoyed reading these! Keep 'em coming!

 

[Conservative Hippie]

I only actually dated four guys before DH, so my "worst" date is nothing like you guys'! This one is from HS:

I was a junior, and he was a relatively popular senior. We were supposed to go to a movie "in town" (we lived in the country, about thirty minutes away from the city). First, he showed up about forty-five minutes late. He claimed he took a nap, turned off his alarm clock and phone, and overslept. He still wanted to go to the same movie, so we showed up about halfway through it. Then after, he said he was sorry for being late and wanted to make it up to me with dinner. His idea of dinner was Taco Bell. Even for a high school date, Taco Bell is NOT dinner!

 

[NAB]

Well I had just lost my first husband and couldn't do the bar scene anymore so I tried video dating. The people at this service told to me to try this one guy they thought was so nice. So I thought what do I have to lose.

Date at resturant at dinner time. We start talking and laughing and the guys says that I have a great personality but....I could lose a little weight. I should have left then but I went to the restroom and came back and he ordered dinner for himself. Didn't know this until it came. Never asked if I wanted anything....guess I was to lose that weight then.

Second one was a friend set me up after this one. Party at her house meet this great guy. Well lets say he was drunk and stripped down to well....That time I was out of there fast.

Needless to say I just went to single dance from this video thing and meant the man of my dreams and have been married 12 years now.