Describe Your WORST DATE

[Stacerita]

Worst date? Where do I start. I have so many. I will just list a few of them though.

1) My brother was stationed about 2 hours away so he had been wanting to set me up with a friend of his. I agree. I was down there for a party my brother had and met up with the guy. Totatlly cute, very nice, and exactly my type. Everything was great and fine. That is till his wife came to pick him up. Opps, brother didn't mention that.

2) Another one my brother hooked me up with. I was down visiting and the guy he wanted me meet happened to need a ride back to the base by my house. My brother offered him me to give him a ride. Brother thought it would be a great way to get to know him. 2 hours in the car to chat you know. Well, the boy didn't say a word for about one hour and 55 minutes. I asked him stuff, and it was just "yeah" "no" and shoulder shrug. UGH!! The only reason he finally opened his mouth was to tell me his exit was coming up. The silence was so bad that I almost wanted to jump out of the moving car. And heck, I was driving.

3) Went out with a guy who on the date I found out he was married, and was looking for someone to hook up with his wife and him. Ewwww. And that would be bad enough. But it got worst. I had a gay friend of mine meet me to try to make the date less creepy. My date ended up hooking up with my gay friend. Now that was a sucky date. My friend did ask me first if I was ok with it. I knew I didn't like my date and wasn't planning on seeing him again so I was ok with it. But still a sucky date.

4) Took a date to church with me. Everything was great and fine, till he told me he was Jewish. After dinner and a movie he took me home. He just kinda coasted up to the center of my street and stopped the car. Yeah, he was going to drop me off in the middle of the street. Then he had the nerve to ask why no good night kiss.

5) Once had a guy take me to Target on a date. Thats it, nothing before Target, nothing after Target. Just Target.

Ok, those are just a few. I might post some others later.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

So, said date disappears...for quite a while. I start sort of meandering around looking for him, since I am sitting in a room full of people I do not know. I notice him outside on the deck, doing lines of coke with a group of people. I was not and am not, in any way, into drugs. I also decide that this coked-up guy isn't going to be driving me home 45 minutes over icy New England winter roads. I try to call my parents...they are not home. So I call a cab. The cab arrives, the driver asks me where I am going, I tell him the name of my hometown, he looks at me incredulously and asks if I know how much the cab ride is going to be to take me there, I tell him it doesn't matter because my slimy date is all coked-up and I am not getting into a car with him. The cab driver was a nice father-aged man, and he told me how smart I was and we actually had a nice drive to my house, Mr.Cabbie and I. I had left "date" at the party.

I get home, the guy charges me $60 for a cab ride, which I do not have so I have to get it from my parents who are now home. They too tell me that I used good judgement. The loser calls the next day to apologize and cry about how sad he is that I don't want to see him anymore because he thinks I am "the one".

Good riddance to bad rubbish!

This was my story! But without the ice and cab. It was a blind date that my dad insisted I go on. The guy was one of his best friend's sons. This guy was nuts. He called me constantly afterward and kept wanting to go out again! But another little twist to mine is that the guy came out of the closet a couple of years later.

 

[Disney1fan2002]

If I told you, you would believe me!

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

My sister set me up this "great guy" she worked with. He picked me up and took me to my sisters house for dinner with her and my BIL. After dinner we play trivial pursuit - me and my date as a team vs. my sister and BIL as a team. My date answered all of the questions without ever consulting me. Many of them I knew the answers - and told him - but he would just ignore me and guess wrong. Then when he left, he was too tired to drive me all the way home (15 minutes away) so he left me at my sister's without a car. I ended up sleeping on their couch. Then the idiot called and left messages for me for two weeks and asked my sister why I wouldn't return his calls. I've since heard that's he some sort of chemical engineering bigwig. I don't care.

 

[Ladybugsy]

My story is sorta different. I actually feel sorry for my date. In high school, I dated my current husband who is 10 years older than me. We had broken up and I started to become interested in a boy in my Western Civ class. He was VERY shy, but so cute. (Teenage girls can be fickle...lol). He asked me out and on the night of our date he was late. I waited and waited, and about 30 minutes after he was supposed to be there, he knocks on the door so out of breath he can hardly stand. See, I lived on a dirt road and he had gotten his little mustang stuck and had been trying to dig it out himself...lol. So, I get in my truck and go down and pull him out...we're on our way. We get to the restaurant and order dinner. An old friend of mine, a guy I knew from a previous job, who was a tad older than me, saw us there and came over to chat. He told my date that he had secretly had a crush on me, but I never knew it. And this guy, being about 6'tall and 250 pounds, sort of intimidated my date. So we go to leave the restaurant and when my date goes to pay, we find out that said friend had paid our bill without us knowing it. Off to the movies. We get to the movie and my old boy friend's big brother, another huge guy, whom I have known since I was 8, sees me from across the lobby and comes running over to me, yelling, (rebel yell comes to mind) picks me up, swings me around and kisses me smack on the mouth, (you just have to know them good 'ol boys). Needless to say, although a complete gentleman, this poor boy was stripped of his manhood 3 different times in front of me and he never asked me out again. Although I did get a kiss at the end of the night. I felt so sorry for him. The next day, I had strep throat and was out of school for over a week. When I came back, he was into someone new. Poor guy. But a few months later, my future dh and I had made up, and we're still together 17 years later, so I guess it was all for the best.

 

[mimif1]

My very first date ever... Oh so long ago...

We were too young to drive so my big sister drove us to the movies. The whole time she sang love songs to us. So This Is Love, Someday My Prince will Come and the like. My poor date was so embarrassed he couldn't even look at me. On the way home, his sister picked us up. She was my sister's best friend and had called and told her how much fun she had on the way to the movies. So we go an encore. When we got to my house, he walked me to my door and was going to give me a quick kiss (my first). When who should appear...my mother walks out of the back of the house in only her bra and panties. He turned around and fled.

Or worse, the guy who for our first date took me to a bar and proceeded to point out the different women there that he had slept with. Then, he informed me how lucky I was that I was the one who would get that honor that night. Uuhhh, don't think so! He was quite shocked that I would even consider turning him down.

It makes me laugh to think of my dating days!

 

[Dakota_Lynn]

Both my first dates were terrible. I went out with two different guys (not at the same time) in highschool. I was still trying to convince people that I was heterosexual. Eeek! All the girls in my school kept telling me how "hot" they were but I just didn't get it and when they kissed me I about barfed.

They tried to stick their tongues down my throat.

What is up with that? I never had a girl do that to me before, thank God! People actually tell me that I "choose" to be gay. But I'll tell you what, if somebody made me marry a guy I think I'd spend my life nauseated. I just do not get the attraction to the male gender. They are great as friends, but no fun at all on dates. Girls laugh more and talk more and omg, they are such better kissers and cuddlers.

Sorry, it's just that the memories this thread brought back were brutal!

It was traumatizing for me to date guys! But I am sure that any straight person would feel the same if they had to go out with somebody of the same sex.

Thank God those "gotta play straight" days are over.

 

[flaps]

I didn't date much, but my worst date was my very first one. I only agreed to it to appease my parents, and I hated every minute of it. Blech. 'Nuff said.

 

[wdw4us]

Don't think it was my first date with this guy but pretty close. Of course I've been married 32 years so things get a bit foggy now and then.

Mike was his name. We went to a Jack & Jill for a friend of his. We doubled with his sister and her bf because he had lost his license for DWI (big hint there). At the Jack and Jill all is family came up to me and seem so happy that he had found someone "nice". At the time I didn't drink at all - heck I was only 17. I think he was 20 at the time but the drinking age was 18 (only for a short time here in NH). We had a nice enough time but he was drinking at the party - so I thought well it is legal for him so no big deal. Turns out he was pretty much wasted early in the night.

His sister and bf want to go out to get a bite. I wasn't thrilled but I wasn't driving that night. Off we go to a family type restaurant, he becomes loud, continues to drink and pretty much passes out in his seat. This is a guy who has had a serious drinking problem (I found out later) and he passes out? How much stuff had he to drink???? I get up and walk out of the restaurant and proceed to start to walk home. The sister comes running after me wanting to know what;s wrong? Oh ya I couldn't wait to get rid of that whole family. Well they drop me off at home and he wants to "talk" to me and explain. I told him sure. On the steps of my house I gave him what for and told him to never call me again. Pretty much screaming in the neighborhood at midnight.

Later I learned that his sister and mother were hoping I was going to be the one to "save" their son from his drinking problem. Ya at 17!?

Years later I saw him still walking because he still hadn't cleaned up or stopped drinking.

I was dating my future husband at the time along with another guy. I dropped the 2 and took the best - Mark. At 17 I found the love of my life and we're still together and blissfully happy.

denise

 

[barkley]

let's see-there was the guy who asked me to go out for a date knowing it was the night before i was going to report for work at a kid's summer sleep away camp out in the middle of 'no-where' and took me to the drive-in to see the opening night premier of "friday the 13th" (he'd seen an advance preview and thought it would be a "fun send-off")

i went through a phase while in college when it seemed that every guy that asked me out ended up being VERY 'born again' or 'saved' (think the 80's and lots of tele-evangelisim on late nite t.v.). not that i have anything against someone being religious, but after about the 5th guy turned an invitation of 'dinner and a movie' into going to either his parent's or married sib's house with conversation regarding the virtues of marrying young and immediatly starting a family ("to add to the fold") followed by a young adult's movie session at their church (if i EVER have to see "super christian" again-it will be far too soon! )...i should add my mother complained for years about the 'watch-tower' magazine subscription that came in my name to her address for years (a gift from one guy) and the mormon missionaries that continued to knock on her door and ask for me by name (another date-he sent in my name for an engraved copy of "the book of mormons" ).

i think i was likely someone's 'worst date ever'. i dated a realy egotistical guy and one night while dating with some other couples someone suggested going to a local gay bar (very 'trendy' at the time). my date made all these protestations about not wanting to be 'hit on'-that 'gay men come on to me all the time'...we go to the place and he's gets not a glance. i however get hit on constantly by some incredibly attractive women who were not in the least bit intimidated by my now 'fuming' date it was compounded by the fact that a couple of the girls we were dating with were laughing hystericly because this occured right after my 'religious dating' trend-and the most ardent woman who was pursing me kept saying 'i realy want to go out with you-my parent's would love you, you remind me of the girls i grew up with in church'

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

Some of these are just horrible! Keep 'em coming!

 

[luvwinnie]

I can think of 2: On our first date this guy told me he wanted 8 kids. Um, I want NONE so that was a real problem.

Another date was with a guy who looked like he stepped out of GQ...male beauty at its highest...but wow was he dumb. For me, intelligence comes first.

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

I can think of 2: On our first date this guy told me he wanted 8 kids. Um, I want NONE so that was a real problem.

Another date was with a guy who looked like he stepped out of GQ...male beauty at its highest...but wow was he dumb. For me, intelligence comes first.

*Gasps!*

 

[barkley]

i think this thread needs to be perm. posted at the top of the board, and anytime someone posts a vent about a trivial issue with their spouse/so-an automatic link to this thread occurs to remind us "IT COULD BE WORSE" and "LOOK WHO I COULD HAVE BEEN STUCK WITH"

 

[mickeyboat]

When I was in high school, I really wanted to go to the Sting concert. My best friend's date and one of his friends had tickets, so my friend set me up on a blind date.

In high school I was a political liberal, so at dinner I spent the entire time spouting political commentary, showing everyone how smart and superior I was to them. My friend took me to the bathroom and reminded me that my date was none other than Jesse Helm's nephew. Oops!

Even though I had made a complete fool of myself, I still wanted to go to that concert. Half way thtough the concert my friend and I decided we didn't like either of our dates, so we asked if the boys wouldn't mind sitting together so us girls could sit together. We watched the rest of the concert -and Sting was amazing, so the night was not a total loss.

My date never called me back. I wonder why.

Denae

edited to add - 8th grade graduation dance. I came back from the salad bar at dinner to find my date had gone through my purse. He disappeared during the dance, and when I went to look for him, I found him making out with another girl in the parking lot.

 

[Stitch Inside]

High School. Her parents came home earlier than expected.

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

i think this thread needs to be perm. posted at the top of the board, and anytime someone posts a vent about a trivial issue with their spouse/so-an automatic link to this thread occurs to remind us "IT COULD BE WORSE" and "LOOK WHO I COULD HAVE BEEN STUCK WITH"

I agree!

 

[T1130]

Here is mine. In college I had class with this guy. He asked me out I agreed. I got all ready and he stood me up. He calls me a couple of days later apologizing he got stuck at work . I told him it didn`t matter I ended up goimg out with girlfriends to a club in the city.

Second time we try to go out. He stands me up again.

Third time is the charm. We finally go out. He picks me up and is driving to the movies when we get pulled over. He tells me before the cop even comes to the car "I don`t have a license" Now I am picturing myself having to go home in a police car. How Embarrsing? He tells the cop he doesnt have his license on him. The cop ends up giving him three tickets. No license, No registation, and Taillight was out. So we continue driving to the movies. I ask "why don`t you have a license"? He saysI got it taken away for drinking and driving."

We finally make it to the movies. Where he takes me to see The Mighty Ducks 2. I was 18 and he was 20 at the time. Who sees this movie over the age of 12.

Well on the ride home he says "So I am thinking if I were Richie Cunningham where would I take you now ? Is there a blueberry hill around here?

I said just take me home . He was not so happy. The worst part was I had to sit in class with him the rest of the semester.

The funny part is before we went out on our date from ####, he use to tease me about this other guy in class. He would say I think he likes you? Do you like him? He always talks to you. Well I ended up going on a date with that guy and we have been together 14 years married 8 years.

 

[Daxx]

He took me to the circus on our first date. I am not a circus fan at all. 'Nuff said. Oh, no pre-circus or post-circus dinner, either.

 

[lovemygoofy]

Ok no lie all these kind of dates happened to me; I tried to date alot just to see what all kind of people were like. Maybe I was doing a science expirement Im not sure. In no particular order:

1) Had a guy take me to a dance club,an hour from the college, and LEAVE me there when he left with the chick that won the wet t-shirt contest. I had to call my friends to drive down to pick me up. Never went on another date to a club until I was married.

2) Went to the horse races with a guy who started getting plastered and tried to grope me and didn't take it well when he got a hand up the side of his head but he did fall asleep. A hotel room key fell out of his pocket(like hell lol) and we were about 45 mins from home. So I took his car keys, dropped him off at the hotel and drove myself back home. There I found his buddies and told them to pick him up whenever.

3) This is actually my worst date ever but its not a fun story. Just talk to your children about respecting others bodies, especially if they are "waiting."

4) I once dated a VERY hot guy, that modeled on the side. Now I kept thinking why is he after me. He knows Im not sleeping with him, Im not impressed with him and he was uptight. I like to make him normal lol and see his face when I'd suggest we go bowling or volunteer somewhere. I over heard him one night when a girl was asking why such a hot guy was with "her." He said "she may not be much to look at but she is fun." I left a note on the table that said thanks for the fun but I'm tired of pretty boy routine. I think he was just wanting to say he dated a fat girl lol but didn't want to say she dumped him Maybe thats what I wanted to do the whole time I don't know.

5) Had a date go to jail for picking a fight with his ex's current. I left him there and she and I went to dinner on them.

I'm sure I can think of more just give me time lol.