Deranged Wishes..

[pfishgirl]

Granted: but, the keys are all missing so it won't play any music


I wish... I could find a better job

 

[MuskratSusie]

Granted, but the job you signed up for will be shutting down soon.

I wish I could get a new TV for my room. . .

 

[CCIntrigue]

Granted, but now you're without electricity for several days.

I wish I could move to a warmer climate.

 

[pfishgirl]

Granted: However, the warmer climate had a Freaky ice storm for 6 months straight..


I wish.. for a new wardrobe

 

[MuskratSusie]

Granted, but you have little space now.

I wish it would sometimes snow here. . .

 

[pfishgirl]

Granted: but.. when it does snow on the rare occasions.. It snows for 3 days straight and youre stuck indoors with the flu every time




I wish for a home theater

 

[MuskratSusie]

Granted, but it breaks over time and its a pain to get it fixed.

I wish I could have a indoor bowling room....

 

[WalkingintheFog]

Granted!

But it's in the basement, and it's been raining and raining, and the basement is flooded... 2ft deep.


I wish I could get get these #$@# curtains hung!

 

[MerMom60_94]

Granted! But they are too long and they get caught in the vacuum and get sucked down off the rods and then your vacuum motor burns out and causes smoke damage to the room.

I wish....I had a nice singing voice.

 

[mystic_path]

Granted, however they will be a knock off quality and the strings will continue to pop off on you....

I wish I won the lottery

 

[MerMom60_94]

Granted, but your lottery winnings are taxed at a 90% tax rate and the rest is doled out over a 50 year span.


I wish...I had a personal chef to cook healthy meals for me each day.

 

[bananda]

granted. but the chef only knows how to prepare one dish so you have to eat the same thing for every single meal.

i wish i could find my true love. haha

 

[MerMom60_94]

Granted, but he has lots of warts and back hair.

I wish...I could run in the Race to the Taste 10K at WDW.

 

[WalkingintheFog]

Race for Taste..... Granted!
But the "ceremonial toast" they offer participants to begin the race with in 2009 is actually real toast.. and it's burnt!
And all the food is tainted, and participants were all be racing.. to the washrooms, wastebaskets....And they're over flowing!


I wish the leak in my roof would just disappear!

 

[MerMom60_94]

The leak in your roof is hereby gone -- wish granted. It's gone because your whole entire roof is gone and you no longer have a roof to have a leak. There's a blizzard with hurricane force winds and the snow is piling up on your furniture and everything is buried. Break out the shovels!!!!

I wish I could travel Europe - especially Italy.

 

[bananda]

granted. but you are the sole witness to the leaning tower of pisa falling.

i wish i was famous

 

[Stacerita]

Granted - but the papparazzi has caught you nakie in your house


I wish I had a flat stomach.

 

[MerMom60_94]

Wish granted, but your flat stomach is covered with stretch marks and you'll never be wearing a bikini again. (Oh wait, that would be me I'm talking about! )

I wish I could skip out of work and go to the movies this afternoon.

 

[WalkingintheFog]

Granted!
But darn! There's the boss, who's on vacation this week... he left you in charge to be sure everybody knuckles down!


I wish the Dreams squad granted me a week in Cinderella's suite!

 

[MuskratSusie]

Wish granted...though, your stay only lasted half a week b/c the food wasn't great.


I wish I could meet...Adam Lambert.