Deep Thoughts

[auntpolly]

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.


Whem the age of the vikings came to a close, they probably sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."

 

[Charade]

That *IS* deep.

 

[auntpolly]

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

 

[hello kitty]

"I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me."

"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget 'em, cause, man, they're gone."

"If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic."

 

[auntpolly]

I wish I had a kryptomite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula and Superman away.

 

[lillygator]

I was thinking by:

"jack handy"


aka SNL

 

[kdibattista]

My favorites:

I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

 

[hello kitty]

"Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail."

 

[auntpolly]

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy; wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.

 

[auntpolly]

My favorites:

I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.

Classic!

 

[auntpolly]

It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.