DIS Dads DDC XXXIII: Bad Idea Factory!!!

[AirGoofy]

Thursday pretty picture Ownage. I have two targeted advertising ads on my iPad, one for Randall's Russian wives and the other to talk to Thai girls. What virus did Randall send me?
I don't know how to do a screen shot with the iPad. Both girls have big beautiful eyes.

Grass cut. Oldest dd at swim. Getting ready to take younger dd to soccer. Then, oldest dd to dance. I'm giving them a chauffeur bill for Christmas.

Just got back and at 29 days here. Nice to be at single digits. Have a great time. Are you doing MNSSHP? I heard there are a lot of changes this year. One being that the old lady (witch) gives out apples.

It's ok if your wife gives out apples, but you don't need to call her names. Better not let her read this post.

We all hate you guys and wish you great trips at the same time.

Good luck to DS for soccer. You don't have to be a hater. We don't hate you when you go to WDW.

You can come along if you like. Norm and CJ are going too.

It sucks not being one of the cool kids, lol

It's ok nemesis. Maybe one day.

I once decapitated a baby bunny with my lawn mower. I think my kids are still traumatized.
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I once flipped a dead rabbit over the fence with the shovel. DW saw it fly by the window. I said it was the Easter Bunny.

Oh. Can I borrow a few bucks, then?

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

While I am in no way in favor of "hurting" animals, I have destroyed many critters in my lifetime via mower blades...mostly rodents and the like, but the mole was a small victory for me. :

Does being in favor of killing animals mean that one is in favor of hurting animals? I'm all for bacon.

Prob not going to go this year. I'm headed down with my sister and her fiancee to help them with wedding crap... Feel bad doing that party without the kiddos... Will prob just sit up top of BLT at the bar and drink.
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We are doing the MNSSHP one night and watching Wishes from TOTWL another night. It is really cool to be up there.

Yep... that pretty much sums it up all right.

Hi Don. Good to see you again.

 

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Yep... that pretty much sums it up all right.

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[Cinderella's Fella]

Hey Thomas and Nate!

 

[declansdad]

Good luck to DS for soccer. You don't have to be a hater. We don't hate you when you go to WDW.

You right, I'm sorry. I don't really hate them, I hate myself for not going with them.

Hey can one of you swing by and pick me up? It would really help me feel better about myself.

 

[twokids0204]

Happy Birthday Thomas

A parade just for you...

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[twokids0204]

Happy Birthday NATE!!!!

 

[brettcw23]

Does being in favor of killing animals mean that one is in favor of hurting animals? I'm all for bacon.

That's harvesting. I not only condone harvesting animals for food but endorse it!

 

[brettcw23]

You right, I'm sorry. I don't really hate them, I hate myself for not going with them.

Hey can one of you swing by and pick me up? It would really help me feel better about myself.

Self-esteem is important. I think it would only be appropriate if they picked you up. Or me. Them taking me would be good for my self esteem.

 

[brettcw23]

Happy Friday, men. Hope everyone has a good day.
No morning salutation from David, yet?
I suspect that there may be foul play involved.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

** Bad Idea of the Day ***


OK…
So six young guys all willingly ridding the same motorbike “may” not have been a completely “bad” idea.


But what if we raise the number to of people to seven…
and make most of them kids…
and have dad be the one that loaded them all onto the bike?

Who needs a big ‘ol van anyway?

 

[AirGoofy]

Morning all. Seahawks looked great last night - sorry Barry.

Youngest DD had grandparents day at school. My FIL picked her up in the corvette to take her to school. She was smiling extra this AM.

You right, I'm sorry. I don't really hate them, I hate myself for not going with them.

Hey can one of you swing by and pick me up? It would really help me feel better about myself.

Don't self-hate either. I'll pick you up this trip just the same as you did for me on your last trip.

That's harvesting. I not only condone harvesting animals for food but endorse it!

Harvesting. No animals were injured. Just consumed.

Happy Friday, men. Hope everyone has a good day.
No morning salutation from David, yet?
I suspect that there may be foul play involved.

I just figured he was trying to escape, like in those old cartoons where the one character was trying to tiptoe thru the sleeping lions den and the other lowered the alarm clock inside to wake them.

Bad Idea of the Day
Who needs a big ‘ol van anyway?

I suggested to DW that I get a motorcycle to save money, and sell my car. I said I would just ride the dds on the motorcycle if need be. She wasn't amused. And, still no motorcycle.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

While I am in no way in favor of "hurting" animals, I have destroyed many critters in my lifetime via mower blades...mostly rodents and the like, but the mole was a small victory for me. Last year they did a bang up job on my turf. So if I eliminated a mother, then even better. I have considered investing in an outside cat just for hunting purposes! My dog is excellent at herding and running off deer, but she's not a hunter.

Try putting explosives down in the mole hills. I saw it in a movie once.

We all hate you guys and wish you great trips at the same time.

Well put!

As long as you pay me back with interest tomorrow.

Sure thing. I'll pay you back tomorrow. In the same sense that a sign hung in one of my favorite restaurants says "Free Beer Tomorrow".

 

[theduck619]

Happy Friday, men. Hope everyone has a good day. No morning salutation from David, yet? I suspect that there may be foul play involved.

Morning guys. I have a men's group on Friday mornings and I have to leave by 5:15am. I'll try to do better next Friday, lol

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Morning all. Seahawks looked great last night - sorry Barry.

I went to bed after the Cobb TD pass. Figured that was as good as it was going to get.

Harvesting. No animals were injured. Just consumed.

BBQ sauce is like ointment to the animals. It takes the hurt away. Therefore, I'm actually making them feel better.

Try putting explosives down in the mole hills. I saw it in a movie once.

I think that only works for gophers. And his friends - the harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

I just figured he was trying to escape, like in those old cartoons where the one character was trying to tiptoe thru the sleeping lions den and the other lowered the alarm clock inside to wake them.

That would be this one...

Nice choice

I suggested to DW that I get a motorcycle to save money, and sell my car. I said I would just ride the dds on the motorcycle if need be. She wasn't amused. And, still no motorcycle.

Spoil sport…

 

[budamacdvcr]

Top O the Mornin Dads! Heading out today around noon to head to family weekend at UTC. Includes football game between #15 UTC & #9 Jacksonville St (rankings are FCS or D2) so should be a good game unless mother nature holds to forecast with an 80% chance of storms. Have a good weekend guys and enjoy the kid activities

Morning all. Seahawks looked great last night - sorry Barry.

Youngest DD had grandparents day at school. My FIL picked her up in the corvette to take her to school. She was smiling extra this AM.

Cute

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

I think that only works for gophers. And his friends - the harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre...

'Au revoir, gopher'

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Interesting…
So what do you suppose I searched for to prompt this pop-up ad?

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Interesting…
So what do you suppose I searched for to prompt this pop-up ad?

Are you looking for a panda suit again?

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Are you looking for a panda suit again?

Naaaa…
If I needed one I’d just ask to borrow yours.

I was trying to find some way of cutting down the cost of a cruising.
That must be what’s going on.