DIS Dads DDC XXXIII: Bad Idea Factory!!!

[afwdwfan]

Good morning!

Left work early so we could take the kids to the zoo yesterday afternoon. We were at the rhino exhibit and there was a lady with this cute little girl, probably around 3 or 4 years old. They were walking away from the exhibit and the lady asked the girl if she liked the rhinos. The girl says, yeah, but somebody farted in my face. Her mom says, no, that's just what rhinos smell like.

 

[theduck619]

Morning Guys. Nice sunny morning here, hope it stays. So the other coach is hoping his amazing skills will be noticed and he will be hired to coach a team on the pro kickball circuit?

Something like that

Good morning! Left work early so we could take the kids to the zoo yesterday afternoon. We were at the rhino exhibit and there was a lady with this cute little girl, probably around 3 or 4 years old. They were walking away from the exhibit and the lady asked the girl if she liked the rhinos. The girl says, yeah, but somebody farted in my face. Her mom says, no, that's just what rhinos smell like.

We should do a meet up there sometime. We have a membership so we can go anytime. That's pretty funny about the rhinos.

 

[budamacdvcr]

Top O the Morn'n Dads!

Long day.

Sorry 'bout that, hope just work blues and nothing family related.

Hey Dads. Been silent for a while, and being Canadian I feel compelled to apologize for that, so sorry!

Less than a month until we take possession of the new house. I don't really mind packing, but DW absolutely HATES it. She will do it, she'll just be unbearable throughout the ordeal. Yay!

Good to hear from ya, good luck with the packing.

Good morning guys! First kickball game of the season is in the books. The girls had fun. Our coach had words with the other coach for running up the score and their excessive chanting. I didn't mind the chanting, and my only concern about the score was what we need to do to not let that happen again. The coach didn't tell the girls the final score, but it was ugly .

Heading to KC for Labor Day and I'm hoping to meet up with Aaron. Any other dads in the KC/Platte City area?

Sorry about the score and it being run up. Safe travels.

Happy Tuesday guys.....I'm hoping today is going to be a better day than yesterday.

I was stuck at work a couple hours longer than I should've been only to come home to a cold dinner, my grill with no propane, and my keg empty.

I hope you won't take away my man card.

That's just a gut punch of a day. Here's to a better Tuesday.

 

[scott2997]

You have your own keg?

Why yes, yes I do! And it was just full of Fat Tire.

Maybe Randall snuck in and drank all my beer??

That's just a gut punch of a day. Here's to a better Tuesday.

The kicker is, I won't have time to get another keg for 2 weeks....guess I'll have to slum it and drink beer out of a bottle.

 

[declansdad]

Good morning!

Left work early so we could take the kids to the zoo yesterday afternoon. We were at the rhino exhibit and there was a lady with this cute little girl, probably around 3 or 4 years old. They were walking away from the exhibit and the lady asked the girl if she liked the rhinos. The girl says, yeah, but somebody farted in my face. Her mom says, no, that's just what rhinos smell like.

Was it like this?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23/rhino-farts-news-reporter-loses-it-video_n_1825023.html

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

True. We booked a WDW trip in the middle of that period next year to help deal with it... Should help a little.

I like the way you think!

Good morning!

Left work early so we could take the kids to the zoo yesterday afternoon. We were at the rhino exhibit and there was a lady with this cute little girl, probably around 3 or 4 years old. They were walking away from the exhibit and the lady asked the girl if she liked the rhinos. The girl says, yeah, but somebody farted in my face. Her mom says, no, that's just what rhinos smell like.

 

[afwdwfan]

Was it like this?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/23/rhino-farts-news-reporter-loses-it-video_n_1825023.html

Well, I can't really watch the video right now, but I certainly had trouble keeping my composure when I heard that.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Why yes, yes I do! And it was just full of Fat Tire.

Maybe Randall snuck in and drank all my beer??

 

[mm1971]

Morning men! Just checking in to say "Hey CJ, I'm going to Disney World!". Hoping to get out of here by 2PM to get everything finished up and ready to go. Excitement has set in and it's REALLY hard to get anything done today.

True. We booked a WDW trip in the middle of that period next year to help deal with it... Should help a little.

First; Jealous that you're only 2 days away... Second: What flight has you needing to leave the house at 3am? I thought I knew all the early flights, and I've never left that early! Are you flying out of NYC or something???

SW out of Manchester at 6:15. Takes just under an hour to get there and need to be there early enough that they don't give our seats away.:good vibes Probably get out of the house by 3:30 if we plan on 3. You know how it is.

Good morning guys! First kickball game of the season is in the books. The girls had fun. Our coach had words with the other coach for running up the score and their excessive chanting. I didn't mind the chanting, and my only concern about the score was what we need to do to not let that happen again. The coach didn't tell the girls the final score, but it was ugly .

Ouch! Maybe you need to draft some enforcers to kick the other teams coach.

*** Bad Idea of the Day ***

But who's going to make sure I don't fall off. I got your back.

Happy Tuesday guys.....I'm hoping today is going to be a better day than yesterday.

I was stuck at work a couple hours longer than I should've been only to come home to a cold dinner, my grill with no propane, and my keg empty.

I hope you won't take away my man card.

You can keep the man card. Just having a keg at the house is a bonus. Let me know when it's full again. Maybe I'll come by and make sure it's working OK.

 

[mm1971]

Why do I smell burning rubber.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Morning men! Just checking in to say "Hey CJ, I'm going to Disney World!". Hoping to get out of here by 2PM to get everything finished up and ready to go. Excitement has set in and it's REALLY hard to get anything done today.

Have fun storming the castle!

 

[scott2997]

You can keep the man card. Just having a keg at the house is a bonus. Let me know when it's full again. Maybe I'll come by and make sure it's working OK.

Rarely do I ever get the same keg back to back, but that Fat Tire was so good, it's been requested again.

 

[mm1971]

Why do I smell burning rubber.

 

[declansdad]

Morning men! Just checking in to say "Hey CJ, I'm going to Disney World!". Hoping to get out of here by 2PM to get everything finished up and ready to go. Excitement has set in and it's REALLY hard to get anything done today.

Have a great trip!

 

[brettcw23]

Good morning guys! First kickball game of the season is in the books. The girls had fun. Our coach had words with the other coach for running up the score and their excessive chanting. I didn't mind the chanting, and my only concern about the score was what we need to do to not let that happen again. The coach didn't tell the girls the final score, but it was ugly .

Heading to KC for Labor Day and I'm hoping to meet up with Aaron. Any other dads in the KC/Platte City area?

A) Important that the girls had fun. That's the first step. It's easier to improve if you at least enjoy what you're doing.
B) Sounds like a nice little trip. Have fun, take pictures.

So the other coach is hoping his amazing skills will be noticed and he will be hired to coach a team on the pro kickball circuit?

I don't know why, but I pictured this coach as one of the Harbaugh brothers.

Good morning!

Left work early so we could take the kids to the zoo yesterday afternoon. We were at the rhino exhibit and there was a lady with this cute little girl, probably around 3 or 4 years old. They were walking away from the exhibit and the lady asked the girl if she liked the rhinos. The girl says, yeah, but somebody farted in my face. Her mom says, no, that's just what rhinos smell like.

I wonder if a tag fairy is roaming the boards today.

 

[AirGoofy]

Found more time to post today. Students returning to campus makes for a long week.

Good morning guys! First kickball game of the season is in the books. The girls had fun. Our coach had words with the other coach for running up the score and their excessive chanting. I didn't mind the chanting, and my only concern about the score was what we need to do to not let that happen again. The coach didn't tell the girls the final score, but it was ugly .
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I saw their picture on FB, and they looked like they had fun. Time to call the Sicilian family to take care of the coach.

I was stuck at work a couple hours longer than I should've been only to come home to a cold dinner, my grill with no propane, and my keg empty.
l:

No beer or propane? Sounds like one of the circles if he!!.

. The girl says, yeah, but somebody farted in my face. Her mom says, no, that's just what rhinos smell like.

Andy, ye who denied it, supplied it.

Sorry 'bout that, hope just work blues and nothing family related.
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Both. Students returning to campus, so I am driving to/fro each day. Oldest DD started back up with first swim practice, youngest first select soccer practice, and I played tennis. And washer finally died. 7:00 AM to 9:00 PM. I did get to watch the fins hour of American Ninja Warrior.

Less than a month until we take possession of the new house. I don't really mind packing, but DW absolutely HATES it. She will do it, she'll just be unbearable throughout the ordeal. Yay!

When we finally get to move to WDW, my plan is to pack as little as possible. Good luck.

 

[cj9200]

Morning men! Just checking in to say "Hey CJ, I'm going to Disney World!". Hoping to get out of here by 2PM to get everything finished up and ready to go. Excitement has set in and it's REALLY hard to get anything done today.

Take joy in thinking, "I am at (insert Disney attraction) and CJ isn't." I'll make sure to do the same when I am there. Have a blast and safe travels.

 

[budamacdvcr]

Morning men! Just checking in to say "Hey CJ, I'm going to Disney World!". Hoping to get out of here by 2PM to get everything finished up and ready to go. Excitement has set in and it's REALLY hard to get anything done today.

Enjoy your trip to the max and safe travels. Say hi to the Mouse for all of us

 

[theduck619]

Anyone heard from Zerf lately? He has crossed my mind a couple of times.

 

[wasnotafan]

Hey Dads. Been silent for a while, and being Canadian I feel compelled to apologize for that, so sorry! ...

Good morning guys! First kickball game of the season is in the books. The girls had fun. Our coach had words with the other coach for running up the score and their excessive chanting. I didn't mind the chanting, and my only concern about the score was what we need to do to not let that happen again. The coach didn't tell the girls the final score, but it was ugly .

Heading to KC for Labor Day and I'm hoping to meet up with Aaron. Any other dads in the KC/Platte City area?

Ouch. Best wishes to the kids in future games.

Happy Tuesday guys.....I'm hoping today is going to be a better day than yesterday.

I was stuck at work a couple hours longer than I should've been only to come home to a cold dinner, my grill with no propane, and my keg empty.

I hope you won't take away my man card.

You have your own keg?

I'm unworthy. I'm just hoping that my apparent hops allergy is something else.

Morning men! Just checking in to say "Hey CJ, I'm going to Disney World!". Hoping to get out of here by 2PM to get everything finished up and ready to go. Excitement has set in and it's REALLY hard to get anything done today.

Safe travels and enjoy!

Both. Students returning to campus, so I am driving to/fro each day. Oldest DD started back up with first swim practice, youngest first select soccer practice, and I played tennis. And washer finally died. 7:00 AM to 9:00 PM. I did get to watch the fins hour of American Ninja Warrior...

Full calendar there. Safe travels.