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[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Marmph mumph Owww. Umaraph vin sumalon prian. Nomon drugrhs end hrurphs. OWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek) Nowon ina sweaterls, som nom reaftractions. Rifrids froma dinnefrump. (liquid dribbling down cheek) Frows, Ruaundl, benny mews? Freed ar rap. OOOWWWWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek)

Briliant!


Sorry your hurting, but more sorry that none of the assistants were in the tight sweaters we had wished for y’all. Hopefully you can get back to solid food soon, liquids for dinner doesn’t sound all that appetizing (unless it booze that is). To answer your question, we haven’t heard form Randall yet, but I'm pretty sure he’ll be fine.

 

[scott2997]

UPDATE on Randall...

Received a text from Carl F. -

Procedure took 3.5 hrs and the replacement went well!

No update on the nurses with tight sweaters...

 

[USAFdad]

Try this out with him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vXyx_qG6mQ

I am sure that is exactly how he will react when he gets used to the iPad.

I love maps like this:

That's a cool map. It's close for me but I went to skins more than ravens.

 

[budamacdvcr]

Good morning gentlemen. Been a busy couple of days around here. Welcome new guys, thoughts and prayers to those who need them and bacon garnished Dole Whips for all. I'm still getting full court pressed for a dog. DD told her brother, "You have to help me clean up so we can get a damn dog." No idea where she picked up the "damn dog" part. .

Just need a Master Card to go with that - Priceless

"Master, I have returned!"

"And your journey? Were you successful?"

"Yes, Master. The message from Great Server is 'A48, A49, A50!'"

"Good. You should find three seats together, perhaps back half of airplane. Remember, early bird catches worm, but second mouse gets cheese!"

Congrats - enjoy your trip

Marmph mumph Owww. Umaraph vin sumalon prian. Nomon drugrhs end hrurphs. OWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek) Nowon ina sweaterls, som nom reaftractions. Rifrids froma dinnefrump. (liquid dribbling down cheek) Frows, Ruaundl, benny mews? Freed ar rap. OOOWWWWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek)

After you "spibid" you should "ribinse" again. Hope you feel better

UPDATE on Randall...

Received a text from Carl F. -

Procedure took 3.5 hrs and the replacement went well!

No update on the nurses with tight sweaters...

Thanks for the update and good to hear it went well

 

[RodBelding]

Excellent work. I'm "lucky" in the fact that my son is still under 5, so we get to board between A and B, no matter what position we get in the 24 hour scramble to check in.

We enjoy that same benefit.

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Just don't do what I did. DW says I was flirting with the nurses before I woke up completely after my colonoscopy. Allegedly.

Turns out that the scope wasn't long enough to get a view of my entire lower intestine, so I went straight down to radiology for a barium enema. DW had nothing to do with that. Allegedly.

I think they key word here is Allegedly

Ok guys, Storytime,

As some of you know i have an helper in my office that is supposed to be doing gage calibrations. She is of a brilliance none of you can comprehend.

Ok so this morning, she asked me if we were in central timezone.

I said yes

she said well when tv shows advertise 8/7c we are 7.

I said yes and 8 is eastern.

She then asked, well when do the other timezones watch it.

I kid you not. I can't make this stuff up.

I also a few months back had to pull up a world map as she didn't believe me that Alaska was close Russia and was connected to Canada.

This reminds my of the problem the US census had with "Central America". Apparently there was a huge increase in the number of people living in Kansas and surrounding states who identified themselves as "Central American" in ethnicity. Can't make this beverly up....

You guys are killing me!!!

"Good. You should find three seats together, perhaps back half of airplane. Remember, early bird catches worm, but second mouse gets cheese!"

That's a good line

Hey, Bill Cosby stopped by!

That was my first thought.....

 

[AirGoofy]

Marmph mumph Owww. Umaraph vin sumalon prian. Nomon drugrhs end hrurphs. OWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek) Nowon ina sweaterls, som nom reaftractions. Rifrids froma dinnefrump. (liquid dribbling down cheek) Frows, Ruaundl, benny mews? Freed ar rap. OOOWWWWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek)

Wow! Those drugs even effect typing. How about sharing those.

I like the name. You are welcome to participate in the CJ package, not sure about Norm. He may want to move in.
.

Yes, I'm moving in.

Ok guys, Storytime,

As some of you know i have an helper in my office that is supposed to be doing gage calibrations. She is of a brilliance none of you can comprehend.

She then asked, well when do the other timezones watch it.

I kid you not. I can't make this stuff up..

Good morning gentlemen. Been a busy couple of days around here. Welcome new guys, thoughts and prayers to those who need them and bacon garnished Dole Whips for all. I'm still getting full court pressed for a dog. DD told her brother, "You have to help me clean up so we can get a damn dog." No idea where she picked up the "damn dog" part.

Hope Randall and CJ have an uneventful day.

No idea where. I not so proudly taught my kids all their cuss words.

This reminds my of the problem the US census had with "Central America". Apparently there was a huge increase in the number of people living in Kansas and surrounding states who identified themselves as "Central American" in ethnicity. Can't make this beverly up....

On Jay Leno, more people knew where Sponge Bob lived than President of US. Whether one likes the politics or not, they should at least have a clue.

I love maps like this:

So, I a either a Colts, Titans, or Rams fan. My fantasy team is about as good as the Rams this season.

Just don't do what I did. DW says I was flirting with the nurses before I woke up completely after my colonoscopy. Allegedly.

Turns out that the scope wasn't long enough to get a view of my entire lower intestine, so I went straight down to radiology for a barium enema. DW had nothing to do with that. Allegedly.

That doesn't sound enjoyable. I've decided to pass on those tests.

On the menu, five different kinds of turkey

Fried
BBQ
Beer marinated
Grilled
Traditional

I may be asleep until next week

I'll go with the fried. Are you shipping me any?

 

[Maroonag1]

Figured with all everyone could use a little of this right now.

 

[twokids0204]

Just stopping by... had a rough day. Not as rough as Randall though.

Glad to hear things went well...

 

[declansdad]

Negative ghostrider. We're watching for the bat signal.

Talk about your mixed movie references.

 

[declansdad]

Hey, Bill Cosby stopped by!

Did he bring pudding?

 

[declansdad]

Marmph mumph Owww. Umaraph vin sumalon prian. Nomon drugrhs end hrurphs. OWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek) Nowon ina sweaterls, som nom reaftractions. Rifrids froma dinnefrump. (liquid dribbling down cheek) Frows, Ruaundl, benny mews? Freed ar rap. OOOWWWWWW! (liquid dribbling down cheek)

Did the liquid dribbling down your cheek scare the assistant with the tight sweater away?






Hope you are feeling better CJ.

 

[declansdad]

Just stopping by... had a rough day. Not as rough as Randall though.

Glad to hear things went well...

I hope it's a better evening Brian.

 

[AirGoofy]

Figured with all everyone could use a little of this right now.

Ymmmm......bacon. My happiness can easily be bought.

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Just stopping by... had a rough day. Not as rough as Randall though.

Glad to hear things went well...

Hope it gets better

 

[Twin Dad]

Sounds like Randall is doing well and CJ got the good drugs. Sounds like a nice quiet night in the clubhouse.

Talk about your mixed movie references.

I'm a product of the 80s what can I say?

 

[USAFdad]

Sounds like Randall is doing well and CJ got the good drugs. Sounds like a nice quiet night in the clubhouse.

 

[cj9200]

A very early good morning. Glad to get the word that Randall made it through OK.

Skipped dinner and went to bed around 8:30. Actually got around six hours of sleep which is more than the usual four. Mouth is still tender but the major pain is over. Have to go back December 11 for more work. This is going to be a long process. For those that were congratulating me on the heavy narcotics I was on, misread "Nomon drugrhs end hrurphs" (not on drugs and it hurts). No hallucinogens unfortunately.

Headed to Publix around 7:00 when it opens to buy most of T-Day supplies. Going to try for some hearty soup for lunch and hopefully by dinner, something more substantial.

Hope everyone has a great TGIF.

 

[AirGoofy]

Morning all and happy Friday. Looks like we will only have 3 Thanksgivings this year. On Wed, we will drive to see my parents. On Thurs, FIL has it at 1 & MIL at 4. Next Friday, the Christmas tree goes up and I get to be thankful all the Thanksgivings are over.

Another good reason to move Florida.

 

[USAFdad]

Morning all and happy Friday. Looks like we will only have 3 Thanksgivings this year. On Wed, we will drive to see my parents. On Thurs, FIL has it at 1 & MIL at 4. Next Friday, the Christmas tree goes up and I get to be thankful all the Thanksgivings are over. Another good reason to move Florida.

I have 2 I have to go to. My cousins and my parents I know the feeling.