DIS Dads DDC XXV: It’s a Special Holiday Episode of the DISDad’s Club

[declansdad]

Back home again. It was another easy drive and the dog and cat seemed to be happy to see us.

Things seem to be slow in here today, has everyone left already?

 

[moose615]

Birthday party is over, I need a beer now haha no I'm serious

 

[declansdad]

Birthday party is over, I need a beer now haha no I'm serious

Was that in the treat bags?

 

[AirGoofy]

Birthday party is over, I need a beer now haha no I'm serious

That is one of the problems with those parties. I should be drinking during the party.

 

[declansdad]

That is one of the problems with those parties. I should be drinking during the party.

You don't?

 

[AirGoofy]

You don't?

Not as much as I need to.

 

[moose615]

Was that in the treat bags?

I wish, I wish I brought that great invention called a flask

That is one of the problems with those parties. I should be drinking during the party.

You don't?

Not as much as I need to.

Next party has to involve booze, but parents only of course , gotta be alittle responsible

 

[declansdad]

Not as much as I need to.

You should have a party, just so you can practice.

 

[theduck619]

That is one of the problems with those parties. I should be drinking during the party.

 

[AirGoofy]

I wish, I wish I brought that great invention called a flask. Next party has to involve booze, but parents only of course , gotta be alittle responsible

You should have a party, just so you can practice.

For some silly reason, other parents seem to frown when you are drunk at the kids birthday party, even if it is in your own backyard. So, the challenge is to drink enough where you can tolerate them, but not enough to where other people notice (by behavior or smell). I have practiced this quite often and have become good at it. Just don't let them see the flask and don't let kids drink out of your cup.

 

[declansdad]

For some silly reason, other parents seem to frown when you are drunk at the kids birthday party, even if it is in your own backyard. So, the challenge is to drink enough where you can tolerate them, but not enough to where other people notice (by behavior or smell). I have practiced this quite often and have become good at it. Just don't let them see the flask and don't let kids drink out of your cup.

I think vodka is a good choice to deal with some of those problems.

 

[AirGoofy]

I think vodka is a good choice to deal with some of those problems.

That works. You getting the playoff games?

 

[moose615]

For some silly reason, other parents seem to frown when you are drunk at the kids birthday party, even if it is in your own backyard. So, the challenge is to drink enough where you can tolerate them, but not enough to where other people notice (by behavior or smell). I have practiced this quite often and have become good at it. Just don't let them see the flask and don't let kids drink out of your cup.

My SIL family they bring out the margarita maker for kids birthdays , it's as much of an adult party as it is the kids

 

[AirGoofy]

My SIL family they bring out the margarita maker for kids birthdays , it's as much of an adult party as it is the kids

Chuck e Cheese staff probably isn't happy with the margarita maker.

 

[moose615]

Chuck e Cheese staff probably isn't happy with the margarita maker.

Haha, they always have the party at their house, but what chuck e doesn't know won't hurt him

 

[declansdad]

That works. You getting the playoff games?

Yup, haven't started to watch yet. DS is watching the main tv and DW is having a nap in our room with the other tv.

 

[declansdad]

Chuck e Cheese staff probably isn't happy with the margarita maker.

Would the Chuck e Cheese staff even notice?

 

[theduck619]

That works. You getting the playoff games?

Who you got in this first game?

 

[declansdad]

Who you got in this first game?

I picked the Bengals

 

[moose615]

After telling my friend about the party she asked me, have you ever thought what you would be doing if you weren't a single dad? Without hesitation I told her yea I have, I'd be dead most likely. Now that I've pretty much opened every present , I can relax and watch football