DIS Dads DDC XV - We put the "FUN" in dysfunctional! Christopher's thread...

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed watches the five o'clock news at noon.

 

[theduck619]

When Fed was a boy he bit the dog

 

[RodBelding]

Fed has Jessie's girl.

 

[theduck619]

Fed has Jessie's girl.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Police label anyone attacking Fed as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

 

[RodBelding]

There use to be a street named after Fed, but it was changed; Because nobody crosses Fed and lives.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Fed played in second grade.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed does indeed know pain. He invented it.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Fed's warm-up exercises.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed made Clint Eastwood's day.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Fed.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed's dreams are your nightmares.

 

[RodBelding]

Fed can moonwalk forward.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Fed once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

 

[cj9200]

Not to interrupt the Fed accolades but we just got back from the meeting with Seton Hall. They offered 20K which is about half of the yearly tuition and room. Doesn't include other scholarships she could be eligible for and what her Florida pre-paid tuition would pay. She also gets some credits for IB and AP classes but we don't know how many yet. We shall see.

Tomorrow AM I head to the airport for a flight to Atlanta. Two days there and I board a plane for Roatan for a week of diving. Average temps for the week will be 85 lows 75. Can't wait. Whooo Hoooo! Will try to log on and see you on the new thread. Maybe even post a picture of two. Depends on their internet service.

Everyone have a great week. I know I will unless I don't survive the shark dive.

Have you ever made your own sauce? It is quite easy. I made some last year for some ribs with Cherry Coke as a base and since I was using some cherry wood chips for smoking it turned out great. Took a bit over and hour to simmer down to right consistency.

Yep, many times. Both vinegar and tomato based. Never tried any coke products as a base.

OK, now back to the Fed channel.

 

[RodBelding]

Not to interrupt the Fed accolades but we just got back from the meeting with Seton Hall. They offered 20K which is about half of the yearly tuition and room. Doesn't include other scholarships she could be eligible for and what her Florida pre-paid tuition would pay. She also gets some credits for IB and AP classes but we don't know how many yet. We shall see.

Wow, that's great! Congrats to you and the pirate princess!

 

[theduck619]

Not to interrupt the Fed accolades but we just got back from the meeting with Seton Hall. They offered 20K which is about half of the yearly tuition and room. Doesn't include other scholarships she could be eligible for and what her Florida pre-paid tuition would pay. She also gets some credits for IB and AP classes but we don't know how many yet. We shall see.

Tomorrow AM I head to the airport for a flight to Atlanta. Two days there and I board a plane for Roatan for a week of diving. Average temps for the week will be 85 lows 75. Can't wait. Whooo Hoooo! Will try to log on and see you on the new thread. Maybe even post a picture of two. Depends on their internet service.

Everyone have a great week. I know I will unless I don't survive the shark dive.



Yep, many times. Both vinegar and tomato based. Never tried any coke products as a base.

OK, now back to the Fed channel.

Glad to hear it went well CJ

 

[RodBelding]

Not to interrupt the Fed accolades but we just got back from the meeting with Seton Hall. They offered 20K which is about half of the yearly tuition and room. Doesn't include other scholarships she could be eligible for and what her Florida pre-paid tuition would pay. She also gets some credits for IB and AP classes but we don't know how many yet. We shall see.

OK, now back to the Fed channel.

And for the record:

Seton Hall exists because Fed allows it.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Fed? ...All of it.