DIS Dads DDC XV - We put the "FUN" in dysfunctional! Christopher's thread...

[Cinderella's Fella]

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing."

 

[chillcoupons]

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[Cinderella's Fella]

What's up Christian?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes."

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

"Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up."

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

"Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff."

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

"For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness."

 

[baseballmickey]

Subscription needed

Undercover tourist has one though that will still give you wait times...I believe it's free as well.

The other one we use (my wife and I) is OurGroceries. It allows us to keep our grocery list in sync and at any given time always know what is needed. So we both have the app and can update our list as we need things.

Kinda nice.

I have to try out that grocery app!! THANKS!!

I am glad my daughter can't throw a snowball very well yet!

We just had a great time in the snow with DD. The snow was a little fluffy so not good for snowballs or snowmen but she helped me shovel. I burried her in the snow which she pretended was a race car. She did not want to come in but I got her up early ever day this week and I new she needed to take a long nap. She fell asleep in less than 3 minutes.

That is a tough spot for any dad glad you are still with us!

great pic!

 

[baseballmickey]

If you ever drop your keys in a river of molten lava, forget 'em, cause man... they're gone!

Deep Thoughts Ownage!

 

[baseballmickey]

Whenever I see an old lady trip and fall on the sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me? Then it wouldn't be so funny.

 

[baseballmickey]

I'd like to keep this world safe for our children, but not our children's children. Because I don't think children should be having sex.

 

[baseballmickey]

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? Maybe, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

 

[IamTrike]

The face of a child can say it all...especially the mouth part.

 

[baseballmickey]

If you ever fall off the Sears tower, a good idea is to let your body go limp, and people will think you're a dummy and try to catch you. Because "Hey! Free Dummy!"

 

[IamTrike]

adding some dimitri Martin and Mitch Hedbuerg for the heck of it.

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

 

[baseballmickey]

I think those are all the ones I know off the top of my head. Oh, and the disneyland one.

I just got to work and I am heading home. My boss unbooked me for today because of a scheduling conflict. However, he only informed me of this via email... using my work email, which I don't get at home.

To compensate me, I get to come back in to work tomorrow, but only to observe. I can also put in for a couple hours of OT for showing up today. Hopefully, having finally observed the new weekend show, he'll consider me for some shifts when the regular director takes the day off.

well... now it's back to Penn to catch the train home.

 

[IamTrike]

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

 

[RodBelding]

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I use to, too.


Love Hedburg!