DIS Dads DDC XIII - Zerphonics spoken here!

[AirGoofy]

Akbar Ownage.

Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
I don't supersede DD or her husband. And if I disagree with what they are doing, we talk about it in private, not in front of the kids. But I do take on the parenting role at our house, mostly because he doesn't and DD wants me too. She thinks I'm a Great Papa.

Yes, if your dd allocates this to you, then absolutely. Hopefully, she and her spouse have addressed and agreed upon this, or maybe by your post ...

At others homes, I maintain that parent role, and my dds know to ask me permission first, then I instruct them to ask the host of the house. We generally don't have those issues now. Once you have that initial incident or few, people tend to know their role. For me, I usually leave things to DW until she looks me for "go time", and then I'm all in.

Morning gents. I haven't been on the boards for several weeks. My job got crazy (which is a good thing) so I haven't had much time. Thought I'd pop in and see how everything is going. Hopefully I'll be able contribute to the tomfoolery around here a little more often. Hope everyone is healthy and happy.

Dang work interfering with DIS time.

Brilliant. Not to get us started on posting pictures, but i thought of a whole Admiral Acbar Photoshop series.
It's a trap.
It's a wrap.
Need clothes... It's the Gap.
GPS...It's a map.
Tired ... It's a nap.
Sunny ... It's a cap.

I edited an PG-13 rated, so I better stop there.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

I also got to try out a Brazilian steakhouse a couple of weeks ago at a friend's 40th birthday party. We went to Fogo de Chao in Philly. Naturally, the unlimited meat was wonderful, but there was a surprise hit at the salad bar: the Bowl O'Bacon.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Aaron, Steve, and any other dads who are dealing with far too much Beverly in your life...this might help!

http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

 

[that's nice]

I also got to try out a Brazilian steakhouse a couple of weeks ago at a friend's 40th birthday party. We went to Fogo de Chao in Philly. Naturally, the unlimited meat was wonderful, but there was a surprise hit at the salad bar: the Bowl O'Bacon.

Now there is a novel idea....

Want to go into business together? We can have open a restaurant chain that has a salad bar with all kinds of bacon... bacon soup, bacon strips, chocolate covered bacon, bacon bits, bacon bread, bacon soda, bacon... ahhhh you get the point! <-- thumb

 

[afwdwfan]

Now there is a novel idea....

Want to go into business together? We can have open a restaurant chain that has a salad bar with all kinds of bacon... bacon soup, bacon strips, chocolate covered bacon, bacon bits, bacon bread, bacon soda, bacon... ahhhh you get the point! <-- thumb

Wow... just reading that gave me a hear attack.

 

[Grooovertoo]

Was she able to destroy the pinata? The exhaust port isn't very big after all, only a couple of meters...

Negative....just impacted on the surface

Aaron, Steve, and any other dads who are dealing with far too much Beverly in your life...this might help!

http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

That is a great link. I think a few of those explosions are from "The A-Team".

 

[IamTrike]

Now there is a novel idea....

Want to go into business together? We can have open a restaurant chain that has a salad bar with all kinds of bacon... bacon soup, bacon strips, chocolate covered bacon, bacon bits, bacon bread, bacon soda, bacon... ahhhh you get the point! <-- thumb

Skip the salad part and just have a bacon bar.

 

[afwdwfan]

That is a great link. I think a few of those explosions are from "The A-Team".

So, in other words, they were caused by stray bullets that never hit anybody?

 

[that's nice]

Wow... just reading that gave me a hear attack.

Well, stay away from the bacon soda then and help yourself to some bacon water!

 

[that's nice]

Skip the salad part and just have a bacon bar.

I think we would still have to call it a salad bar... you have to keep the health advocates off our back.

ohhhhh... we can brew our own bacon beer too!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Now there is a novel idea....

Want to go into business together? We can have open a restaurant chain that has a salad bar with all kinds of bacon... bacon soup, bacon strips, chocolate covered bacon, bacon bits, bacon bread, bacon soda, bacon... ahhhh you get the point! <-- thumb

I just pictured you as Bubba from Forrest Gump, only talking about bacon.

That is a great link. I think a few of those explosions are from "The A-Team".

So you know that no one was harmed in the explosions!

So, in other words, they were caused by stray bullets that never hit anybody?

Exactly. Also, they most likely flipped a jeep at some point, drugged B.A. to get on a plane, built a contraption out of spare parts to shoot lettuce heads at bad guys, and loved it when the plan came together.

Amazing how that show was literally the exact same episode week after week and I couldn't get enough of it.

Skip the salad part and just have a bacon bar.

That was certainly the only part I was interested in!

 

[theduck619]

I was going to post this yesterday afternoon, but was in such a food coma that I could barely even see my keyboard. Yesterday for lunch, my group at work went out to lunch to a Brazilian Steakhouse called Sabor. Think Ohana's, but with more meat and a worse view (not that downtown Milwaukee is bad, but it's no Cinderella's Castle).
In addition to the fancy salad bar, they give you a small round card about the size of a drink coaster. On one side it's green and says "Yes, Please". The other side is red and says "No Thank You." If you leave you card green side up, the roving meat peddlers come to your table, and deliver meat from big skewers: Top sirloin, bottom sirloin, prime sirloin, parmesan pork, garlic beef, ribs, leg of lamb, roasted chicken, bacon wrapped chicken, pork sausage.... there might be more, I can't honestly remember.

I didn't eat dinner last night and only had a couple of pieces of toast this morning for breakfast.

I blacked out once at O'Hanas and it was beautiful

DW told my dad one time during the holiday, deservingly so, that he could be the Christmas tree topper. I thought it was hysterical.

I am going to use that one

 

[Bo Duke]

I think we would still have to call it a salad bar... you have to keep the health advocates off our back.

ohhhhh... we can brew our own bacon beer too!

Oh oh oh.... Maybe you could call it s Salad Ack-bar. Then you could hide bacon under the lettuce and it could be a bacon trap.

 

[AJRitz]

Aaron, Steve, and any other dads who are dealing with far too much Beverly in your life...this might help!

http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

Thank you for this.

 

[afwdwfan]

Oh oh oh.... Maybe you could call it s Salad Ack-bar. Then you could hide bacon under the lettuce and it could be a bacon trap.

That wouldn't be a trap... it would be a trap if you hid some salad under the bacon.

 

[theduck619]

Steve, I got your Christmas card in the mail today. Was the picture on the front taken at Hilton Head?

 

[lnevo]

Aaron, Steve, and any other dads who are dealing with far too much Beverly in your life...this might help!

http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

Thank you for this.

Indeed. Hope this one works from the office!

 

[wasnotafan]

Got home last night from a good meeting to greet round 2 of the stomach virus, this time from DS. Had planned on working from home today but ended up covering stuff for SWMBO since she had a minor crisis within her women's Bible study. Could be worse (a quick scan of the last few posts and I'm glad I'm not some of you guys) but I am looking forward to school being done for 2 weeks.

 

[GoHerd1028]

Aaron, Steve, and any other dads who are dealing with far too much Beverly in your life...this might help!

http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

Brother I needed that!!!

It actually put a smile on my face LOL I think the one where the barn door blows off is probably similiar to what our house looked like yesterday evening when I got home ha ha

 

[GoHerd1028]

Steve, I got your Christmas card in the mail today. Was the picture on the front taken at Hilton Head?

yes those are all from Hilton Head! I love that place!!! Next years card hopefully will have a Disney Cruise theme to them!