DIS Dads DDC XIII - Zerphonics spoken here!

[twokids0204]

Just saw this...

T'was The Night Before Christmas @ WDW

 

[scott2997]

Just a reminder for those that didn't know.....

The Disney Parks Christmas Parade is on ABC at noon Sunday.

 

[scott2997]

Just saw this...

T'was The Night Before Christmas @ WDW

This is very cute Brian!

I have to show this to my girls tomorrow.

+1 for you!

 

[cj9200]

The Roast Beast and the fixings for Christmas dinner just purchased. Got a good deal on standing rib roast ($5.49 per pound).

The menu:

French seven onion soup
Beast for me, a fake meat thing for the vegetarian
Some sort of potato
Cow juices and mushroom gravy
Butter beans
Cornbread (maybe) if not home made rolls
Cheesecake for dessert.

Pre-beast munchies TBA
Italian cookies for santa and his elves.

 

[RodBelding]

The Roast Beast and the fixings for Christmas dinner just purchased. Got a good deal on standing rib roast ($5.49 per pound).

The menu:

French seven onion soup
Beast for me, a fake meat thing for the vegetarian
Some sort of potato
Cow juices and mushroom gravy
Butter beans
Cornbread (maybe) if not home made rolls
Cheesecake for dessert.

Pre-beast munchies TBA
Italian cookies for santa and his elves.

Perfect, What time should I come over?


p.s. Will bring bacon

 

[cj9200]

Perfect, What time should I come over?

p.s. Will bring bacon

Try to get here around 2 for drinks and pre-beast munchies. Bacon always welcome.

 

[DisneyFed]

COME ON DOWN WERE GIVEN IT AWAY!!! Take as much as you want.......FREE!!!!

Taken outside the office window.

It's in the 80's here...the fishing rocks...

Of course, I had my boat hooked up to the truck this evening and was in the back yard...when I heard a suspicious sound....

I walked through my gate and stared at a subject standing on the deck of the boat holding one of my rods. I yelled "hey"...and he took off.

I chased him down and shoved him down when he got up and took a very very VERY ill advised swing at me.

He's currently a guest of the Sheriff's Office...

Yeah, I hate to see her stressed as well. I think it's a woman thing. Family is family regardless of how they behave. Case in point ...

I get to see the BIL on Christmas Eve - the one who received $1000 cash from his mom, dad, grandmom, and MIL for Christmas presents (because he forgot to save money for his children again) and submitted his family's name to his church and school because they don't have any Christmas present. There are only so many euphemisms for bum I can say.

But, I am very blessed and if I only have to put up with cousin Eddie a few days a year, then I just need to deal with it.

I'm drawing the line with in laws...mine may not make it through the weekend

 

[RodBelding]

It's in the 80's here...the fishing rocks...

Of course, I had my boat hooked up to the truck this evening and was in the back yard...when I heard a suspicious sound....

I walked through my gate and stared at a subject standing on the deck of the boat holding one of my rods. I yelled "hey"...and he took off.

I chased him down and shoved him down when he got up and took a very very VERY ill advised swing at me.

He's currently a guest of the Sheriff's Office...

That's pretty bad-@ss. Talk about picking the wrong place to try and steal from!

Well done Fed!!!!!

 

[tutter99]

It's in the 80's here...the fishing rocks...

Of course, I had my boat hooked up to the truck this evening and was in the back yard...when I heard a suspicious sound....

I walked through my gate and stared at a subject standing on the deck of the boat holding one of my rods. I yelled "hey"...and he took off.

I chased him down and shoved him down when he got up and took a very very VERY ill advised swing at me.

He's currently a guest of the Sheriff's Office...

It's nice to see someone other than you get arrested for trying to steal stuff from your boat!

 

[middlepat]

Of course, I had my boat hooked up to the truck this evening and was in the back yard...when I heard a suspicious sound....

I walked through my gate and stared at a subject standing on the deck of the boat holding one of my rods. I yelled "hey"...and he took off.

I chased him down and shoved him down when he got up and took a very very VERY ill advised swing at me.

He's currently a guest of the Sheriff's Office...

Was he trying to take the spinners off of the trailer too?


Zerf hasn't been around in a while and I figured he needed a stand in.

 

[cj9200]

I walked through my gate and stared at a subject standing on the deck of the boat holding one of my rods. I yelled "hey"...and he took off.

I chased him down and shoved him down when he got up and took a very very VERY ill advised swing at me.

He's currently a guest of the Sheriff's Office...

Dumb move all around on his part.

 

[theduck619]

Just saw this...

T'was The Night Before Christmas @ WDW

That was awesome!

Good morning guys.

Fed, sorry to hear about the incident last night. Did you taste him?

 

[DisDadDoc]

That was awesome!

Good morning guys.

Fed, sorry to hear about the incident last night. Did you taste him?

Morning Duck!

Fed doesn't need a taser. He's like our own Chuck Norris!

Great job, Fed!

 

[theduck619]

Morning Duck!

Fed doesn't need a taser. He's like our own Chuck Norris!

We need the tag line: This thread is Fed approved

 

[MiJo]

It's in the 80's here...the fishing rocks...

Of course, I had my boat hooked up to the truck this evening and was in the back yard...when I heard a suspicious sound....

I walked through my gate and stared at a subject standing on the deck of the boat holding one of my rods. I yelled "hey"...and he took off.

I chased him down and shoved him down when he got up and took a very very VERY ill advised swing at me.

He's currently a guest of the Sheriff's Office...

:

Way to go, Fed! Wish there were a few pictures of that!

Does anyone know where Dave Zerfs is?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Way to go, Fed! Wish there were a few pictures of that!

Does anyone know where Dave Zerfs is?

Merry Christmas Mike! Dave's just been busy, you can text him and he'll answer. If you don't have his number, PM me and I'll give it to you. Good to see you here, I need someone older than me here to keep me in line!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

The Roast Beast and the fixings for Christmas dinner just purchased. Got a good deal on standing rib roast ($5.49 per pound).

The menu:

French seven onion soup
Beast for me, a fake meat thing for the vegetarian
Some sort of potato
Cow juices and mushroom gravy
Butter beans
Cornbread (maybe) if not home made rolls
Cheesecake for dessert.

Pre-beast munchies TBA
Italian cookies for santa and his elves.

(checking flights to Miami)

Of course, I had my boat hooked up to the truck this evening and was in the back yard...when I heard a suspicious sound....

I walked through my gate and stared at a subject standing on the deck of the boat holding one of my rods. I yelled "hey"...and he took off.

I chased him down and shoved him down when he got up and took a very very VERY ill advised swing at me.

He's currently a guest of the Sheriff's Office...

You picked the wrong house, bub.

Speaking of crime, a friend of mine who rides the same vanpool to work just had his catalytic converter stolen yesterday. Same park-n-ride lot.

 

[DisneyFed]

Was he trying to take the spinners off of the trailer too?


Zerf hasn't been around in a while and I figured he needed a stand in.

Less than 45 minutes to get the Spinners comment in.....Good job

That's pretty bad-@ss. Talk about picking the wrong place to try and steal from!

Well done Fed!!!!!

It didn't take him long to realize the error of his ways....

It's nice to see someone other than you get arrested for trying to steal stuff from your boat!

No kidding, right?

Dumb move all around on his part.

That was awesome!

Good morning guys.

Fed, sorry to hear about the incident last night. Did you taste him?

Morning Duck!

Fed doesn't need a taser. He's like our own Chuck Norris!

Great job, Fed!

We need the tag line: This thread is Fed approved

Fed approved.... Chuck Norrisfed...

I'm now positive I won't live through the day...unless, of course, Chuck Norris hasn't finished his Christmas shopping yet....

Way to go, Fed! Wish there were a few pictures of that!

Does anyone know where Dave Zerfs is?

I need to find his mugshot....

(checking flights to Miami)



You picked the wrong house, bub.

Speaking of crime, a friend of mine who rides the same vanpool to work just had his catalytic converter stolen yesterday. Same park-n-ride lot.

You're going to keep having them until they catch the guy....then he'll move to a different lot---I've seen this movie before...

And yeah, he picked the wrong house....


I really don't know what this guy was thinking....my boat was parked RIGHT NEXT to the Police Package Charger with black tinted windows and pretty obvious police lights...

 

[AirGoofy]

I really don't know what this guy was thinking....my boat was parked RIGHT NEXT to the Police Package Charger with black tinted windows and pretty obvious police lights...

Criminals think? I figured you knew better than that. DisDads exists because Fed & Chuck Norris allow us to exist.

 

[AirGoofy]

How about idler, loafer, slacker, good-for-nothing, ne'er-do-well, layabout, lounger, shirker or loser for starters?

For some reason, neither he nor DW doesn't like me calling him that.

My turn to brag. The Pirate Princess ran her long run today (10 miles) and survived. When she got home there was an acceptance letter from St. John's. First school she heard from. She greeted me with the letter and said, "I'm going to college!" Not that there was any doubt in my mind.

Had a nice long lunch with a college buddy of mine. All in all a good day here.

Great news. Congrats.

It's keeping with the spirit of the season are "figgie pudding head" and "dreideled brain" on your list?
.

Those may work.