Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother couldn’t help but notice
how beautiful Brian’s roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian’s Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between
Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his
mom’s thoughts, Brian volunteered, ‘I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just
roommates.’ About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, ‘Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve
been unable to fi nd the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?’ Brian said, ‘Well, I
doubt it, but I’ll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
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Dear Mom,
I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the gravy ladle from the house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the
gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
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Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Jennifer, I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Jennifer. But the
fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY: NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
I don't know how you all do it.
NO, we should NOT! We only have 9 days, and that includes our arrival day. WE also have those water park passes we have never used. So he wants to spend another $300 and go to Universal for a day? I told him we can't get through both parks in one day because there is no Fast Pass - you have to stand in the lines. I have NO interest in Universal, but for some reason DH is convinced that DS would love it so we HAVE to go. Well, I am not wasting any of my precious WDW time at Universal. Not worth it. Not worth figuring out the transportation and all that crap. I told him if he wants to take his vacation weeks back to back so we can stay for 2 weeks I will CONSIDER going to Universal. I thought that would shut him up, but he said "Fine! I will!" Well, he hated doing that last year because that was the only break he got. If he does do that I will have to change the airline ressies and we'll have to add nights of hotel somewhere.
