Dancing around the world~One pole at a time~~~Return of the prodigal trip reporter...

Wow.

B.O, stinky feet, snoring and flatus. That guys a real catch for some lucky lady! :rolleyes1

Glad you both survived....


Kathy
 
With his BO, farting, snoring and otherwise being rude and obnoxious, maybe the "inappropriate" movie was about as close as he was gonna ever get? :confused3:lmao:
 



our first flight was to Denver, the plane was only about half full so we had a row to ourselves. After a 3 hour layover in Denver we boarded for a 4 hour flight to MCO. This plane was full but being southwest we were able to pick our seats. things were good untill we were joined by another traveler.

The guy wasn't huge, but pretty big and quite broad through the shoulders. He also seemed to have forgotten his deodorant that morning.:sad2: As soon as the plane was up in the air, he began to snore LOUDLY. the poor guy must have sleep apnea because after a few minutes of sawing logs he would snort , look around and then continue with his sawing.

D.Jay just looked at me and we laughed. I think I giggled every time the guy did it. This went on untill about an hour out of Orlando, when he decided to watch a dvd on his laptop. I couldn't realy see the screen but d.jay said it wasn't something you should be watching in public.:scared1:


BO & stinky feet have to be the worst - its not like you can offer him some a breath mint or something like you would a person with bad breath!

I would have been laughing at the snorting too :lmao:

OMG! What are people thinkind when they watch stuff like that in public? SHEESH!
 
Good grief, you just started this thing and it is page 10 already?!! :woohoo: Looks like another fun trip, even without the kids and especially without MIL. That was a long day of traveling, particularly with the wonderful seatmate. You must have had a hard time with exhaustion battling the adrenaline from BEING THERE! :goodvibes I'm looking forward to hearing more.
 
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I'm just not comfortable falling asleep amidst a group of strangers, never mind that we're packed in like a bunch of sardines.

Me either---can't manage to relax enough to sleep when I'm around strangers. I can only get that relaxed in the car with my own family--- and that way if you poof, it's not a big deal!! :lmao:
 
I'm late but am here for the ride!

Your new kitchen is looking good!
Congrats to D.Jay!

Looking forward to more!
 
I had a great time too, but thought, because we lost you, of going to look for you. I thought we were all going to "hang" for a bit at DHS.



I told Cherie he wasn't snoring... He was dieing.. over and over and over again. This is the guy that had so much bad b.o. that I had to breathe through my mouth most of the trip. Then when he took off his shoes about 1/4 way into the flight, the stench was so bad I TASTED it! :scared1::scared1: And then there's Cherie, oblivious to my pain...:headache:



I didn't want to know either. BTW... He "poofed" too, 'cept his were competing with the saw noises emitting from the other end...:eek::eek:

:lmao::lmao::rotfl::rotfl:

You def should win an award of some sort for surviving that long with a horrible seatmate!

With his BO, farting, snoring and otherwise being rude and obnoxious, maybe the "inappropriate" movie was about as close as he was gonna ever get? :confused3:lmao:

:lmao::lmao::rotfl::rotfl:

OMG! You are probably spot on with that. lol


Cherie, can't wait to see backsplash pictures!
 
:lmao:
I had a great time too, but thought, because we lost you, of going to look for you. I thought we were all going to "hang" for a bit at DHS.

I'm sure we would have had fun hanging with you all!! We went straight for the standby line instead of getting fastpasses, I think that's where we lost you guys. We didn't want to impose ourselves on you all anyway... but I couldn't resist saying Hi, when we spied ya! ;)


Then when he took off his shoes about 1/4 way into the flight, the stench was so bad I TASTED it! :scared1::scared1:

:rotfl: Ewwwwwwwwwwww :rotfl:

I didn't want to know either. BTW... He "poofed" too, 'cept his were competing with the saw noises emitting from the other end...:eek::eek:

:eek: it just keeps getting better. :lmao:
 
We did the Standby and the FP !!! So we all got to ride twice !!!!! Now Winkers where are those Poles !!!!??:rotfl2:
 
:lmao:
Joining in. Feels like crashing a party! I caught your last tr while home with a sick boy - read over 100 pages in one day way more fun than daytime tv!
You're not party crashing, just joining in on the craziness!
I'm glad I could entertain you!

Yes the flapping hand was the clue to step back !!!!:lmao:
:rotfl2: it's like the universal sign for chocking....just the opposite end.

Wow.

B.O, stinky feet, snoring and flatus. That guys a real catch for some lucky lady! :rolleyes1

Glad you both survived....


Kathy
:laughing: yep, maybe he'll be the next Bachelor!

With his BO, farting, snoring and otherwise being rude and obnoxious, maybe the "inappropriate" movie was about as close as he was gonna ever get? :confused3:lmao:
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

back splash picture please

:goodvibes

I like tile. What can I say!
me too! I'm waiting to post untill it's all done..they are doing the grouting today

BO & stinky feet have to be the worst - its not like you can offer him some a breath mint or something like you would a person with bad breath!

I would have been laughing at the snorting too :lmao:

OMG! What are people thinkind when they watch stuff like that in public? SHEESH!
I guess it takes all kinds! He'd make a good skit on SNL

Good grief, you just started this thing and it is page 10 already?!! :woohoo: Looks like another fun trip, even without the kids and especially without MIL. That was a long day of traveling, particularly with the wonderful seatmate. You must have had a hard time with exhaustion battling the adrenaline from BEING THERE! :goodvibes I'm looking forward to hearing more.
Welcome...if you think this is bad it's nothing compared to Jordy's...

there is a reason I always sit by the window or the ailse and make d.jay take the middle..:thumbsup2

Good Morning Cherie !! Let the Pole Dancing Continue !!!!:rotfl2:
:rotfl:

Me either---can't manage to relax enough to sleep when I'm around strangers. I can only get that relaxed in the car with my own family--- and that way if you poof, it's not a big deal!! :lmao:

:rotfl2: with 3 boys I live in the land of poofs

I'm late but am here for the ride!

Your new kitchen is looking good!
Congrats to D.Jay!

Looking forward to more!
Yay! I'm glad you made it over!

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Cherie, can't wait to see backsplash pictures!
should be up tomorrow or maybe tonight..

We did the Standby and the FP !!! So we all got to ride twice !!!!! Now Winkers where are those Poles !!!!??:rotfl2:

poles???what poles??
 
:lmao:

I'm sure we would have had fun hanging with you all!! We went straight for the standby line instead of getting fastpasses, I think that's where we lost you guys. We didn't want to impose ourselves on you all anyway... but I couldn't resist saying Hi, when we spied ya! ;)




:rotfl: Ewwwwwwwwwwww :rotfl:



:eek: it just keeps getting better. :lmao:

I know you wouldn't have imposed.... The more the merrier. With the crew we had, that just might have been the little extra to get us kicked out of the parks. I think we really tried, but didn't succeed.
 
Oh my - that sounds like quite a trip from Denver! BUt I bet the whole time you were thinking - this is going to make a great story for the Dis! :lmao:
 
We did the Standby and the FP !!! So we all got to ride twice !!!!! Now Winkers where are those Poles !!!!??:rotfl2:

:thumbsup2 We did that too, just didn't grab FP's till we got off the ride. :rotfl: DH wanted to make sure it was worth doing 2x :rotfl:

That's right Winkers... Underdog said that morning, that there had been a lot of Pole dancing during your trip, lets see the proof ;)
 
:thumbsup2 We did that too, just didn't grab FP's till we got off the ride. :rotfl: DH wanted to make sure it was worth doing 2x :rotfl:

That's right Winkers... Underdog said that morning, that there had been a lot of Pole dancing during your trip, lets see the proof ;)

it all started when... Wait.... Winkers will give it a whirl (comming soon to a theater near you).
 
Oh my - that sounds like quite a trip from Denver! BUt I bet the whole time you were thinking - this is going to make a great story for the Dis! :lmao:
I think that about a lot of things when I'm there!

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That's right Winkers... Underdog said that morning, that there had been a lot of Pole dancing during your trip, lets see the proof ;)
:rolleyes1

it all started when... Wait.... Winkers will give it a whirl (comming soon to a theater near you).

:rotfl2:
 

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