Dan, RoutemanDan - The Case of the Tag Fairies

[Dan RoutemanDan]

alex STOP
say please STOP
pretty STOP

 

[MeanLaureen]

oh.. and it should be pretty please with sugar on top. Sonja.. you want anything?

 

[Dan RoutemanDan]

sugar on top STOP
request please stop STOP
so bad guy I can stop STOP

 

[MeanLaureen]

well gee.. if you're going to say pretty please with sugar on top how can we not help save the world!

 

[Smee]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was right????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dan RoutemanDan]

Originally posted by Dream
See Dream give the duct tape salute and recite the duct tape patrol pledge:

On my honor
I will defend the tag fairies
To the best of my abilities.
I will keep my duct tape at the ready
And my lime green uniform sparkling.
I will rriiiip my duct tape only when absolutely necessary
To protect the identity of the tag fairy/ies!
I will do my duty to the tag fairies and the CB,
I will help my patrol members whenever needed,
And I will obey the Law of the Duct Tape Patrol!

Hey Kama....help! The duct tape is stuck to my forehead in salute position! Dang this stuff is sticky!

See Dream march off the screen proudly saluting, all the while searching for evil-doers!!!

Originally said by the maniacal megalomaniac
“But of course, they already are. Were you not hounded by my Duct Tape patrol? They think they are on the side of good. Ha they are my slaves all for a few bits of HTML code.

it is true STOP
duct tape patrol her's STOP
must stop STOP

 

[vickyBaby]

Sonja and Lauri -- here are some supplies:

 

[SonjaB]

I always knew the redheaded women would someday save mankind.

 

[CarolG]

Ok, where is this evil maniacal megalomaniac who's abusing the true meaning of duct tape?? Carol stands by tapping her foot, duct tape in hand.

 

[Dream]

Dream has been watching the evolution of this wonderful tale quietly...but now she must speak for herself and the entire duct tape patrol!!! We are a pixie dust blessed group who's only goal is to protect the identity of the tag fairy/ies. To insinuate some evil undercurrent is present in our patrol is absurd and laughable! So you psuedo-action writers have fun with your amusing story!! We know the truth!!

 

[MeanLaureen]

Originally posted by SonjaH
I always knew the redheaded women would someday save mankind.

Is there no end to our work around here Sonja??

 

[Bennet]

Scene XI release 2 - More of the Plan

Elegant Woman pushes another button. Dan is relieved of his Motorola FSR radio by tape patrollers, who quickly leave. “Those tape patrollers - do my every bidding thinking they are doing good! When of course they are work for me,” the elegant maniacal megalomaniac threatening global domination says regaining her composure.

“M was listening to your every word.” Dan says looking down the table. “Are you finished or would you like to go on?”

“Very clever Mr. Dan,” The woman laughs, “But M will be of little help to you. Two of my agents just finished a few pints with him at the Rose and Crown. He will not come to until after.”

“After?”

“After, Mr. Dan. After my plans are completed. After you are gone.”

“So soon. I do hope it is after, after dinner drinks.” Dan slyly attempts to get more specifics about the timetable.

“No need to be coy. You will not be sharing what I tell you with anyone. No doubt you are looking to get more specifics about my time table.”

“Then humor me.”

“Very well Mr. Dan? Do you know where you are?”

“MGM – I I followed your boat from the Swan & Dolphin.”

“You followed my tape patrollers, Mr. Dan. I took the other boat. I though you saw kitty and I boarding the boat to EPCOT.” She strokes the cat. “We are under the World Showcase Lagoon in my office complex.”

“Office complex under the World Showcase Lagoon! Impossible that is were M’s large and very elaborate spy control center are!” RMD It says so in Scene II;”

We enter a large and very elaborate spy control center under the UK shops. All kinds of strange things are happening to dummies.

“Ha Ha Ha. No Mr. Dan. He’s next door at Universal Exports. My cover is Acme Enterprises. There is all kinds of flex office space down here. Part of Walt’s original Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow idea that people would live and work here.

“Then Disney decided they didn’t want any residents living in Reedy Creek who might vote against their wishes, so they scrapped the living part and maintained total control.” She says, “and as a maniacal megalomaniac, I have to respect their thinking.”

“The work part was scrapped too until current management figured they could generate some rent revenue with office condos. Works sort of like DVC. Where do you think all the people at the corporate functions for Illuminations come from anyway?”

“You know I have wondered about that. The corporate geeks show up in droves and take all the good spots.” Dan says absentmindedly.

“Well there is a minimum number of Illuminations events that you have to book as an office condo member.” She explains. “I am surprised that you haven’t been inveighed to any of Kev’s parties. They are infamous, typically he has’m on a Saturday night, they get a hot tub and lots of drinks. Everyone from the condo association loves’m.”

“That ungrateful low life, been partying all these years and never said a word to me…– Dan is visibly upset. “I always have a lousy view of the show...”

“Sorry, should have known better than to bring up office politics. Trust me you will have fine seats tonight.” She says.

“Sure!” Dan says sarcastically. “You have seen Illuminations so many times you are bored with it…” – Dan is still working on the chip on his shoulder.

“No not tonight. Tonight will be a very special show Mr. Dan and you will be my guest. Best seats available. Right in the action.”

“Really?” Dan is psyched.

“Yes, Tonight I take over the Illuminations show. It is scheduled at the same time as NASA’s space shuttle launch. I will use the show lasers to commandeer the shuttle mission, place their satellite in a new orbit. An orbit from where I will work my wondrous worms into World Wide Web servers worldwide. From my new control in Mission Space I will Rule the World!”

“Your worthless World Wide Web whishes will never work! Worker will work well into the winter at Mission Space.” Whispers Dan.

“We will have our wily way you wimpy weasel!” - the woman.

“That many have been a little too much alliteration.” Dan says

“Why whatever you wish, more wine?”

“Wonderful.”

“One of my Wonder Women works…” starts the woman.

“Enough! Ws” says Jen, who doesn’t have many lines but looks great then the EROS outfit.

“Sorry.” the elegant woman says. “ As I was saying one of my former wonder women is Carly Fiorina of HP. She gave me the inside info on the Compaq deal and I financed this whole maniacal megalomaniac threatens global domination by controlling a particular commodity market – probably involving rockets and or satellites in space gig with insider trading.

“Anyway Carly accelerated work on Mission Space while keeping up the appearance of slow construction. Once I take over shuttle mission and place their satellite where I need it, I will control all Internet traffic with a constant supply of worms and viruses.”

“What about the Mission Space ride?” – Dan

“Had to cut expenses – it will never happen – but the gift shop is a GO.” - Elegant Woman

“You are EVIL! - sure you don’t work in accountantearring?” - Dan

“So now that you know everything, it is time to take you up to the middle if the World Showcase Lagoon where I use you to warm up the lasers cutting into bits.”

“Everything? Not who you are or why?” Dan says

“Why I thought it would be obvious by now Mr. Dan.” She says scratching the cat’s ears.

 

[Smee]

...lovin' every minute of it Bennet!

P.s. The check is in the mail.

 

[DaisyDebbie]

Oh the plot thickens

 

[Bennet]

Scene XII: M Again
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Dan is being led to the proverbial gallows. (The Bond genre has a propensity for trying to bisecting our hero toe to head starting amid ship. However, we will forgo any cheap hang’m high jokes out of respect for EROS' temporary duties as CB censor.)

Dan’s attention seems to have slipped from professional matters to personal interests. He is chatting up the maniacal megalomaniac concerning the technique she uses to control the Tape Patrol.

“So you invented this whole Tag Fairy thing as a way of getting women to do ANYthing you want? And they do it thinking they are on the side of good, truth and virtue?” RMD asks the maniacal megalomaniac.

“Yes.”

RMD is so interested he is taking notes. “Brilliant! Where was this plan when I was young?”

WAP! Jen, Dope Slaps RMD upside the head glowering.



Meanwhile EPCOT security has taken note of a certain non-authorized blue ribbon exhibit. Radios are used to summon a supervisor in slacks and a tie to the scene.

A fellow Scot has also taken notice of M and steps over to assist a countryman. “Cover y’self laddie. They see that bonnie wee t’ing ‘n they’ll no yer not a true Scotsman.”

She blushes embarrassed, not for herself, but for him, “How ye got a ribbon fer that I’ll not grasp.”

M staggers to his feet with the help of his new friend. They hear radio messages. Security is bearing down on them. “Come lad, best avoid a talk with the law”

The group of security officials starts to step around a guest, who is sitting on the curb waiting for Tapestry of Dream and enjoying a snack. The first officer slips, as if on ice, and falls taking down his comrades and the supervisor in a tie down as well. They get up and look to apologize to the snacking guest but he is gone and so are the Scots. The security officers are covered in a thick, sweet, green-blue liquid and corn.

“Nyquil,” says a guard.

“Worse, the Corn People.” the tie mutters, “I have to call Eisner on the hot line.”



M settles back at a table outside the Rose and Crown with the two strangers. “Thanks. The name is Kev but you can call me Paul. I’m obliged to you two. Can I get you a drink?”

“Hi Paul, I’m Willy,” says the Tapestry fan, “more Nyquil for me. I don’t wish those security types on anyone.”

“Scotch whiskey neat,” says the Scotswoman, “couldn’t ‘elp but ‘ear ye radio. Would ye be needin’ some help, M? ”

M and Willy look at her with a blank expression.

“What radio?” M asks.

“Yours.” She takes the Motorola FSR radio from M’s belt. “No a Scot nor much o’ a Sean Connery ‘re ye?” Bouncy explains the radio call from Dan she over heard helping M up.

 

[Realgrumpy]

Wee thing? Aww come on now... I thought this was a true story!

 

[DaisyDebbie]

Oh my Kev is flashing the World in his husky kilt?????

I love the dope slap

 

[Bennet]

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Originally posted by DaisyDebbie
I love the dope slap

Me too. Had to work one more in. Thank Glo - she was dope slapping people in chat.

All dope slap rights reserved - no royalties paid

 

[glo]

My second of fame....lol


I love it!!!
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Please keep em coming...

 

[Realgrumpy]

Kev, I believe this belongs to you...