"I'll eat my bacon in a moat,
I'll eat my bacon on a boat;
I'll have it now in a box,
or have it now beside a fox;
I'll eat it, eat it with a mouse-
I'll eat it, eat it in a house.
I'd love my bacon here or there,
I'd love my bacon ANYWHERE ~
I'd gladly have it with your wife,
but don't EVER make me eat it with a fork and knife!"