Competition for Disney

[wtg2000]

This bites. A Dracula theme park is opening in Romania in 2005.

Here

It'll have scary rides and a golf course, horse racing, karting, and water park!

The water park will feature holy water and there will be no out of bounds stakes on the golf course. Players can yell "BITE" when their shots sail long. Karting will be CROSS country, and the premier horse race will be the Bucharest Stakes!

I just hope the food doesn't suck. (Just don't ask for garlic!)

 

[WDSearcher]

I understand they're also having a "Dracula Weddings" department and that the castle is booked for weddings well through the first three years of its operation.

 

[disneysnowflake]

"I just hope the food doesn't suck."

LOL!! That sounds like a family friendly place. lol.

 

[wtg2000]

"Dracula Weddings"

Vampires have "blood bond" weddings which have to be renewed every year. This is good for repeat business.

Also, to mimic Disney, the company running the park will buy a baseball team. The players will all use vampire bats!

Park hours will be dusk to dawn and will automatically clear out at sunrise.

 

[jlambrig]

Now there's a company that will HAVE to listen to their stakeholders. I remain a coffin 3 person

 

[JoNo]

ahhhhh, the lure of the vampire.... dark, mysterious, sexy even. I wonder if there will be a coca-cola sponsored "blood" drink hehe. Maybe even stick-on fangs.

Can you imagine the people running around going "I VAAAAANT TO ZUCK YUUUURRRRRRR BLLLLUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDD"?

 

[WDSearcher]

Originally posted by jlambrig
Now there's a company that will HAVE to listen to their stakeholders. I remain a coffin 3 person

And they will be TRUE "stake"-holders ....

 

[YoHo]

I hear they're really going to have Emublood, not human blood.