It's like Squirt has his own type of yoga.
"And now, class, we're going to transition into the Frog pose."
The Brown Derby. One of my favorites.
I took a gander recently at the BD menu and was relieved to see my Sterling Pork Chop still on th menu...until I saw it was no longer smothered in smoked gouda!!!

I hate it when they keep a dish on the menu but 'play' with it.
I can only hope they never do that with my beloved Pork Tenderloin with Goat Cheese Polenta at CG.
And every time we would arrive at a park, he would be asleep.
Much like every time I reach the Hub at MK I must "go left"?
See that picture of Squirt sleeping in the stroller? I want you to pay attention to that. Hold it in your mind. Ponder it a bit.
See...THAT'S how you can get your boy to nap on a daily basis with no fuss! Put him in the stroller and take him to Disney! And if you need help with that, as his godmother, I'm happy to make the sacrifice and tag along.
Star Tours was our priority on this day.
I REALLY want to experience the new Star Tours but I REALLY don't want to lose my lunch. I foresee an afternoon full of Dramamine, a quick ride on Star Tours, and then an afternoon nap on the beach of the BC/YC to sleep off said Dramamine.
And I am not joking when I tell you that the fast pass return time at 1050 in the morning was a full TWELVE HOURS LATER.
Im sorry.
I know.
But forgive me for a moment.
Its ridiculous.
Really?
Really?
You know what's worse? The near violence BF and I witnessed in the mad rush to get FPs for this ride. Sure, it was all sanity from Hollywood Blvd. to
Pixar Place, but once you were within sight of those FP machines, forget it. Sure they had "lines" in place but that didn't stop some woman in an
ECV from almost mowing down a little girl who was in line, in front of her, standing still and waiting her turn. And then the lady had the audacity to yell at the little girl, who she didn't know from Eve, and tell her to stop "running in front of handicapped people".

It made me want to spit. What is WRONG with people?
Because there was no way that we could keep the kids up that late. Right? Right?
Well, I'm not sure. I suppose that would be a question of sanity!
I don't run.
Unless I'm being chased.
By something big and mean.
That will kill me.
