Collecting Wives

It's ok I hate cleaning....and forget about washing dishes...that is the kids chore....now cooking & baking I love...and my new obsession is couponing....I have cut our food bill in half for 6 ppl...4 dogs & 4cats....:cool1:
 
This is the funniest post on the whole thread. She just called Don a man :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

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As your current husband :yay:, I just have to say.....I love your measurements:love:......and your cooking skills :hug:

Mike

:rotfl: you were sitting next to me on the bed last night when i was posting that & giggling. I knew you would go find what i posted. Don't forget my cleaning & laundry skill. I am also a darn good taxi driver...lol :laundy::drive:

Sounds like you are a shoe-in!! Pending current wife approval. Duties include group photo at DATW and cake (or pie)
 
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Sounds like you are a shoe-in!! Pending current wife approval. Duties include group photo at DATW and cake (or pie)

Woohoo! Yeah Me! Do i have to make a cake & bring it with me..lol I love making cakes..pies not so much but they are still good....as for pics i'll be front and center with all my husbands...:rolleyes1
 
Woohoo! Yeah Me! Do i have to make a cake & bring it with me..lol I love making cakes..pies not so much but they are still good....as for pics i'll be front and center with all my husbands...:rolleyes1

WHOA!! only one husband at time, what do you think we are, some kind of freaks? :rotfl2:
 

I too like them older. However, there is a fine line between older, distinguished man, and "How cute. That girl is 20 and still likes to hold her daddy's hand."


OMG I just spewed water all over myself!
Thanks Nicole! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
 
Sounds like you are a shoe-in!! Pending current wife approval. Duties include group photo at DATW and cake (or pie)

Aww man! I am out of the running! My cakes are great, but I can't get to DATW, stupid ocean!!
 
I think i need to collect me some husbands so I can visit WDW more often. I'll do the cooking & cleaning and they take me to the world...:rotfl:
 
:littleangel:I don't understand how I can scare ppl.:confused3 I'm just a lil person...only 4ft 10..lol

Well Lunny is about your size and he is scary....:rotfl2:

It's true. Here's my high school year book photo. :scared1:


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Interesting, I didn't think they had color film back then. :confused3

They didn't. Your mom was stalking me back in the day and painted a portrait of me. Obsession like that is never a healthy thing. She was clearly insane. But you know what they say....the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
 
They didn't. Your mom was stalking me back in the day and painted a portrait of me. Obsession like that is never a healthy thing. She was clearly insane. But you know what they say....the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

OH MY....what have I gotten myself into....:eek::scared:
 
They didn't. Your mom was stalking me back in the day and painted a portrait of me. Obsession like that is never a healthy thing. She was clearly insane. But you know what they say....the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

You know my mom? Tell her she owes me 20 bucks....and that I wasn't hugged enough as a child!
 
OH MY....what have I gotten myself into....:eek::scared:

No backing out now. You stepped into Don's Weird World of Wives and there's no getting out!!!!! (btw...Don is wierd, not his wives....well, not all of them.) :cool2:
 


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