Collecting Wives

[shellynn24]

Wow, this thread was hilarious . I read it from start to finish and laughed the whole time (especially the part about bare feet and pie). Thanks for making the time fly by.

 

[Kitikat]

Is there a form to fill out.... do i need to submit a pic with the form

 

[dpuck1998]

Is there a form to fill out.... do i need to submit a pic with the form

YES!! Along with measurements!

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

YES!! Along with measurements!

Typical Don answear.

 

[Kitikat]

I'm a petite blonde. Only 4 10...measurements...ummmm....not enough up top...to much in the middle...and just enough on the bottom...

 

[dpuck1998]

I'm a petite blonde. Only 4 10...measurements...ummmm....not enough up top...to much in the middle...and just enough on the bottom...

You sound perfect

 

[Madi100]

You sound perfect

But those aren't my measurements. So, if she's perfect, how can I be perfect????

 

[mainegal]

5 years. Once upon a time it meant handcuffs. Now it just means we are perfect for each other.

This is a great answer!

My guy is almost eight years younger than me. I was shocked when I found out the age difference. When I was in my twenties, it never would have worked. But by the time we met, I was in my late thirties, so it all seemed okay.

 

[Kitikat]

But those aren't my measurements. So, if she's perfect, how can I be perfect????

We are all perfect in our own ways.

 

[Launchpad11B]

You sound perfect

But those aren't my measurements. So, if she's perfect, how can I be perfect????

Rookie.

 

[dpuck1998]

Rookie.

Watch and learn old man

But those aren't my measurements. So, if she's perfect, how can I be perfect????

You ARE perfect!! I was just telling her that, you are the one that is perfect, I swear

(This can't possibly go wrong...right??)

 

[Kitikat]

Watch and learn old man



You ARE perfect!! I was just telling her that, you are the one that is perfect, I swear

(This can't possibly go wrong...right??)

men..lol

 

[dpuck1998]

men..lol

 

[Kitikat]

 

[Madi100]

men..lol

This is the funniest post on the whole thread. She just called Don a man

 

[Launchpad11B]

Watch and learn old man



You ARE perfect!! I was just telling her that, you are the one that is perfect, I swear

(This can't possibly go wrong...right??)

men..lol

This is the funniest post on the whole thread. She just called Don a man

You're digging yourself quite a hole buddy. Maybe you should go back to dating Aaron and sharing romantic deserts in the France pavillion. You two love birds never argued like this.

 

[georgemoe]

 

[irishdadx4]

I'm a petite blonde. Only 4 10...measurements...ummmm....not enough up top...to much in the middle...and just enough on the bottom...

As your current husband , I just have to say.....I love your measurements......and your cooking skills

Mike

 

[Kitikat]

you were sitting next to me on the bed last night when i was posting that & giggling. I knew you would go find what i posted. Don't forget my cleaning & laundry skill. I am also a darn good taxi driver...lol

 

[Madi100]

you were sitting next to me on the bed last night when i was posting that & giggling. I knew you would go find what i posted. Don't forget my cleaning & laundry skill. I am also a darn good taxi driver...lol

OK. This is so completely not fair. I just can't compete in the laundry and cleaning skills.