So I'm bored and wandering aimlessly in the trip report boards, when I spot...what is this?...that Glennbo report is STILL around? It's only been -- what? -- a whole freaking year and he isn't finished yet? Who does he think he is...Hucifer?
Well helloooo there and

Ms. Hucifer!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I'm still writing this when I don't have someone like you harrassing me to finish it!
So I spent my workday reading this whole damn thing. My boss will have my head on a plate now. Thanks.
Does that mean he'll send you on a trip to some god-forsaken place in south-central PA where you have to eat dinner in a cellar? If so, let me know.
I am impressed, however, that you and Judy are doing Insanity. That ain't for the weary. This I know personally. But at least I have the courtesy of NOT working out in my hotel room early in the morning! Those poor sleepless souls below you!
Oh, the sun was shining in the window, they should've been up by then.

Judy's been more dedicated to working out than me, but that's nothing new. She's been at it consistently, and has some clothes now that are looking a little baggy. I took some time off after we got back from this trip, then got back into it in the fall for a little while, then took a loooong vacation from it until about a month ago and now I'm back at it.
I do love your intentional dumb look. That made me giggle. Wait, so did your unintentional one.
And here I thought you liked the more cerebral jokes.
I am spotting an occasional Seinfeld reference, and it makes me feel all warm and tingly in my special place.
Well, now that I know you're reading I can try to work more in.
"Vandelay Industries! Vandelay Industries!"
Other than that, I don't have much to say.
Okay, who am I kidding?
You got that right. I've never seen you without much to say!
Just don't drag this damn thing out another year or I'm giving up again. Consider this is your warning. Oh, and this report could use a LOT more gratuitous sex and violence to spice things up. Just sayin'.
Wow, tough crowd. Okay, I'll work on that.
OMG a Hucifer sighting! When do we get a new Hucifer trip report?
Jill in CO
Hard to believe, huh? I feel honored!
Well hello there, Jill. I have been hanging around the Community boards a bit lately. Seems like I only have time to drop in a thread or two over there and not commit myself to a three year-long project like a Glennbo report. Guilt actually dragged me over here, as I was curious to see how my favorite Glenn (the only Glenn I know, actually) was doing. Dang if his report wasn't still alive and kicking! Who knew?
Anyway, we still haven't taken our little one to see The Mouse yet. We're considering next year, when he's seven. I can only hope I have the energy and time (sweet, precious time) to write one for his first trip. I did make a dance video for our Hawaii cruise two years ago, it's in my signature. That's as close to a trip report as I had time for.
Patrick needs his first trip to Disney documented in writing. Just sayin'.
And we need to read it too.
So...I guess I'm committed to this monstrosity now. All 2000 pages of it. And counting.
[Sigh]

Hey, at least we're still only on 1 thread!