Christmas - Game

[Born 2 Fish]

"and the last thing he took was the..."

cream filling outta all of the doughnuts,,,that's right, he sucked all of the filling out of EVERY doughnut and then PUT THE DOUGHNUT BACK IN THE BOX !!!!
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It ain't over till the Fat Man in the Red Suit............

 

[tiggerdad]

cream filling outta all of the doughnuts,,,that's right, he sucked all of the filling out of EVERY doughnut and then PUT THE DOUGHNUT BACK IN THE BOX !!!!
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It ain't over till the Fat Man in the Red Suit............

Trips over the Christmas monkey because he wasn't watching where he was going because he was sucking the cream out of the doughnuts.

Poor monkey...

"Every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled in his own pudding, and..."

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[2goofycampers]

Trips over the Christmas monkey because he wasn't watching where he was going because he was sucking the cream out of the doughnuts.

Poor monkey...

"Every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled in his own pudding, and..."

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sent to Florida for the winter.


Then the last reindeer said " the scenery back here...........................

 

[tiggerdad]

sent to Florida for the winter.


Then the last reindeer said " the scenery back here...........................

Isn't nearly as bad as the smell.

"And all the Whos down in Whoville, I know just what they'll say:"

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Then the last reindeer said " the scenery back here,
Isn't nearly as bad as the smell.

"And all the Whos down in Whoville, I know just what they'll say:"

I want my Maypo !!

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Christmas comes but once a year, so..........

 

[2goofycampers]

I want my Maypo !!

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Christmas comes but once a year, so..........

so pay off your bill before next year comes.

Dancing and prancing..............

 

[tiggerdad]

so pay off your bill before next year comes.

Dancing and prancing..............

My way through Wal-Mart during Black Friday Ignorant Fest shopping.

"And mamma in her 'kerchief', and I in my cap..."

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[snowmedic]

My way through Wal-Mart during Black Friday Ignorant Fest shopping.

"And mamma in her 'kerchief', and I in my cap..."

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Settled in a lounge chair on the beach to watch the fireworks over MK.

What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?

 

[tiggerdad]

Settled in a lounge chair on the beach to watch the fireworks over MK.

What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?

That would be "Victor" if I am not mistaken.

During the Charlie Brown Christmas special, Lucy was kissed by one character. Which character was that?

 

[Born 2 Fish]

That would be "Victor" if I am not mistaken.

During the Charlie Brown Christmas special, Lucy was kissed by one character. Which character was that?

Only one person could kiss a mean ol grinch like Lucy, and it wasn't Santa so it has to be Snoopy !

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Baby it's cold outside,
but I really can't stay...........

 

[tiggerdad]

Only one person could kiss a mean ol grinch like Lucy, and it wasn't Santa so it has to be Snoopy !

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Baby it's cold outside,
but I really can't stay...........

Because I left my "against the rules" firepit outside on one of the canal loops.

"Away to the window I flew like a flash..."

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Because I left my "against the rules" firepit outside on one of the canal loops.

"Away to the window I flew like a flash..."

Tore open the shutters and threw up on the sash.(too much Eggnog and I couldn't make it to the bathroom)

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Up on the roof top ,click click click.........

 

[snowmedic]

Tore open the shutters and threw up on the sash.(too much Eggnog and I couldn't make it to the bathroom)

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Up on the roof top ,click click click.........

...more like crack, crack, crack, from the heavy snow.

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

 

[Bearikens]

Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.

...the offer of free Giddy-Up-Go's for the next hour at Trails End


...he was a large beastly man, dressed in a blue leisure suit, and I think the plates were from....

 

[Born 2 Fish]

...he was a large beastly man, dressed in a blue leisure suit, and I think the plates were from....

K-Mart, no wait,,, I think they were from Big Lots, yeah that's the ticket, Big Lots !

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If I've told you once I've told you a million times,
Christmas monkeys only.....

 

[tiggerdad]

K-Mart, no wait,,, I think they were from Big Lots, yeah that's the ticket, Big Lots !

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If I've told you once I've told you a million times,
Christmas monkeys only.....

eat the doughnuts with the cream filling still inside them, and they despise people who throw up on their sash. It sticks to their fur.

Poor monkey...

"You there, what day is it?"

 

[2goofycampers]

eat the doughnuts with the cream filling still inside them, and they despise people who throw up on their sash. It sticks to their fur.

Poor monkey...

"You there, what day is it?"

It's the day when the women cook and the men watch football.

What's in your Christmas pudding ?

 

[Bearikens]

What's in your Christmas pudding ?

The dog (accidentally left it out on the kitchen counter)


"My fathers words are hanging in space over"....

 

[snowmedic]

The dog (accidentally left it out on the kitchen counter)

"My fathers words are hanging in space over"....

Big Thunder Mountain, he hates roller coaster type rides.


what's the matter? The store wouldn't take your...

 

[tiggerdad]

Big Thunder Mountain, he hates roller coaster type rides.


what's the matter? The store wouldn't take your...

Magic Band. Funny, they said all these tests would eliminate these problems...

"Hey Griswald, where you gonna put a tree that big?"