Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[DisneyTravelers2008]

I will have to explain this one. Bi-Lo is grocery store in the South that claims they have the best meat/steaks/etc....

A guy told me once, " You are tougher than a Bi- Lo steak".


Rotfl!!!

It was like 20 years ago but it still cracks me up!!

 

[Shellyf62]

Lol

 

[Tink91]

VEGAS

I had a creepy guy on the bus last time telling me how I should be a singer because I look famous and then he tried to touch my hair because it was nice and red, crrreeeepppyyyyyyyy

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Tink, when are you going to vegas?? we are going Oct. 21-25th and Nov 11-14

 

[skiingfast]

Tink, when are you going to vegas?? we are going Oct. 21-25th and Nov 11-14

That's so funny, this is kind of inside, how no one minds,

I was talking to tink about going to vegas with funball and I and she said she wouldn't feel right, like a third wheel. I said what if Carlos comes and she said that would be much more agreeable. Anyone else? We are forming the cheesiest party Vegas has seen!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

That's so funny, this is kind of inside, how no one minds,

I was talking to tink about going to vegas with funball and I and she said she wouldn't feel right, like a third wheel. I said what if Carlos comes and she said that would be much more agreeable. Anyone else? We are forming the cheesiest party Vegas has seen!

 

[Shellyf62]

You guys do realise she is only 19?? She will have to drink sprite in the foyer!!!!

 

[skiingfast]

You guys do realise she is only 19?? She will have to drink sprite in the foyer!!!!

Oh yes, I'm sure this is going to be a giant group trip after we plan it for two years! Party on the top floor, what room? Every room!

 

[Shellyf62]

Is there going to be a tiger in the bathroom??

 

[ChickenCarlos]

You guys do realise she is only 19?? She will have to drink sprite in the foyer!!!!

Hmm, i didnt think about that, but there is a bunch of fun stuff to do in vegas if your under 21, we could shoot a machine gun, race the cars at pole postion, ride the stratosphere, go to the ocean spray factory, Fremont street experience,strip clubs are always fun, cirque du soleil, the Rio Mardi gra, M&M/Coke factory, indoor skydiving, the list goes on and on

 

[Funball]

That's so funny, this is kind of inside, how no one minds,

I was talking to tink about going to vegas with funball and I and she said she wouldn't feel right, like a third wheel. I said what if Carlos comes and she said that would be much more agreeable. Anyone else? We are forming the cheesiest party Vegas has seen!

when did i say we are going to vegas? and wow. ok what group trip?

 

[Funball]

..oohhhh carlos an tink sitting in a tree.. k i s s i n g...whoooo tink won't go with out carlos.. nice!! RFLOL

 

[Tink91]

..oohhhh carlos an tink sitting in a tree.. k i s s i n g...whoooo tink won't go with out carlos.. nice!! RFLOL

I didn't mean it like that! How awkward would it be going as third wheel! I want to go for my 21st!!!

I'm going to Disneyland next year though, we should do a dis meet up!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

LOL, i hate being the third wheel, i always end up ditching the "couples" and doing my own thing anyways. so no VEGAS for 2 years huh, that seems like an eternity from now, but im sure it will just fly by, DIS meet up 4sho though.

 

[Shellyf62]

Not to sure about taking my Daughter to a strip club unless it is a male one & they are dressed like firemen

 

[Tink91]

Ohhh its not so bad, I can still drink here

 

[ChickenCarlos]

i hope this is not to dirty:
Baby I'll treat you like my homework -- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

 

[Tink91]

Carlos! Don't be Chicken!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Me chicken? Nah, im more of a Rooster c0ck-a-doodle-dooooo

 

[ChickenCarlos]

How to turn on a woman!