Cheesiest pick up lines..?

[ChickenCarlos]

not really a pick up line but i used this joke the other night to start a conversation with a girl.

Me:What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Her: Gross
Me: Dr. Dre
Her: Lol, very clever

 

[Funball]

U got the worst ones carlos! BUT FUNNY!!!!!!

 

[Funball]

“You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.”


AND........

“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

 

[Funball]

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."

 

[ChickenCarlos]

Are you a pirate, cause you got nice booty

 

[Funball]

can i some directions? (where?) to your heart!?

 

[skiingfast]

Do you have music in your pocket? Because you have the song to my heart?

 

[Funball]

you look like my next girlfriend

 

[Funball]

allright, your soo hot, i want your soul now baby!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

i used this one tonight, didnt work, but the bartender laughed and gave me a free drink, so not all was lost.

"Hey, i noticed you noticing me"

 

[Funball]

good try carlos!! good try dude! maybe next time!

 

[skiingfast]

i used this one tonight, didnt work, but the bartender laughed and gave me a free drink, so not all was lost.

"Hey, i noticed you noticing me"

At least instead of hooking up you got hooked up. Nice

 

[skiingfast]

Hey baby let me show you Fantasyland!

 

[Funball]

Hey baby let me show you Fantasyland!

 

[ChickenCarlos]

I wish you were DSL so i could get high-speed access.

 

[Funball]

you know carlos when guys speak this is all i hear

" girls, girls, girls, beer,girls,girls, my car, girls, girls, i got a phone number,girls,.."


HEE HEE HEE LOL

 

[Goofy_Mom]

that shirt is very becoming on you. if I were that shirt, i'ld becoming too

 

[skiingfast]

Hey baby I'm a cartographer. Will you be a map so I can spread you out and read you?

 

[skiingfast]

I saw this on a FB status, it could work.

No officer I'm not naked, I have my shoes on.

 

[skiingfast]

Call me Christopher Columbus because I am going to explore your south seas.