Cheeky Chicks (and a rooster) Can Cyber Chat For A Whole Year! Part 2

[GoofyDad869]

OK, so I was gone more than an hour... I'm a Rock Star(TM). You can't expect me to know which way Mickey's bloody hands is pointed ALL THE TIME, can ya?

Here's one from my 2nd album, an oldie but a goodie...

Some people call me the Space Cowboy, yeah
Some call me the Gangster of Love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the Pompitous of Love

People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Wooo wooooo

You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time

Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run

I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one

Wooo woooo

People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home

You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Come on baby and I'll show you a good time

 

[GoofyDad869]

One two three go!

My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know fo shooo..
Uh, But doe's she really wanna
But can't stand to see me
Walk ou the dooo..
Don't try to fight the feelin'
'cause the thought alone is killing me right nooww..
Uh, thank god for mom and dad
For sticking two together
'Cause we don't know hooowww...
UH!

Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..

You think you've got it
Ohh, you think you've got it
But got it just don't get it
Till' there's nothing at
AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaallllll..
We've been together
Ohh, we've been together
But separate's always better when there's feelings
InvooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOlved
If what they say is ("Nothing lasts forever")
Then what makes, Then what makes, Then what makes
Then what makes, Then what makes: love the exception?
So why oh, why oh
Why oh, why oh, why oh are we so in denial
When we know we're not happy heeeerrreeee...
Y'all in here, you just wanna dance!

Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (Don't want to meet yo' daddy, OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Just want you in my Caddy OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH, don't want to meet yo' mama OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Just want to make you cumma OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (I'm, OHH OH I'm, OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (I'm just being honest OHH OH, I'm just being honest)

Hey, alright now
Alright now fellas, (HEY YA!)
Now what's cooler than bein' cool?
(ICE COLD!) I can't hear ya'
I say what's cooler than bein' cool?
(ICE COLD!) whooo...
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, Ok now ladies, (HEY YA!)
And we gon' break this thang down in just a few seconds
Now don't have me break this thang down for nothin'
Now I wanna see y'all on y'all baddest behavior
Lend me some suga', I am your neighbor ahh give it over!
Shake it, shake, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it (OHH OH)
Shake it like a Polaroid Picture, shake it, shake,
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,
Shake it,
(Shake it shake it) shake it like a Polaroid Picture

(Repeating "Shake it" in background)
Now all you Beyoncé's and Lucy Lu's
And baby dolls, get on the floor
(Get on the floor)
You know what to dooo..
You know what to dooo..

Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Uh oh, Hey Ya)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (Uh, uh, OHH OH)
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa.. (OHH OH)

 

[GoofyDad869]

This is for my MAIN MAN, Cal Naughton Jr...

I was cutting the rug
Down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lou
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who.
He said, hey there fellow,
With the hair colored yellow,
Watcha tryin to prove?
cause that's my woman there
And I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you.

I was scared and fearing for my life.
I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
cause he was lean, mean,
Big and bad, Lord,
Pointin' that gun at me.
I said, wait a minute, mister,
I didn't even kiss her.
Don't want no trouble with you.
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you.

Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more.

Well the crowd cleared away
And I began to pray
As the water fell on the floor.
And I'm telling you son,
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four.
Well he turned and screamed at Linda Lou
And that's the break I was looking for.
And you could hear 'im screaming a mile away
As I was headed out towards the door.

 

[GoofyDad869]

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now.
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine.
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.

You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.
I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.

Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera Chuck & Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Could I have been?
A parking lot attendant
Could I have been?
A millionaire in Bel Air
Could I have been?
Lost somewhere in Paris
Could I have been?
Your little brother

Could I have been anyone other than me?
Could I have been oh, anyone other than me?
Could I have been anyone?

He stands, touches his hair, his shoes untied
Tongue gaping stare
Could I have been a magnet for money?
Could I have been anyone other than me?

Twenty three
I'm so tired of life
Such a shame to throw it all away
The images grow darker still
Could I have been anyone other then me?
Then I
Look up at the sky
My mouth is open wide, lick and taste
What's the use in worrying?
What's the use in hurrying?
Turn, turn we almost become dizzy

I am who I am who I am,
Well, who am I?
Requesting some enlightenment
Could I have been anyone other than me?
And then I'll
Sing and dance and I'll play for you tonight
The thrill of it all
Dark clouds may hang on me sometimes
But I'll work it out
And then I

Falling out of a world of lies
Could I have been Dancing Nancy?
Dancing Nancy
Could I have been anyone other than me?

 

[GoofyDad869]

Cum on feel the noiz
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild

So you think I got an evil mind, I'll tell you honey
I don't know why
I don't know why
So you think my singing's out of time, it makes me money
I don't know why
I don't know why
Anymore
Oh no

So cum on feel the noiz
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
Cum on feel the noiz
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
And drunk!

So you say I've got a funny face, I got no worries
And I don't know why
I don't know why
Lord I've got to say it's no disgrace, I'm in no hurry
And I don't know why
I don't know why
Anymore
Oh no

Cum on feel the noiz
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
Cum on feel the noiz
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild

Well you think we have a lazy time, you should know better
I don't know why
I don't know why
So you say I got a dirty mind, I'm a mean go getter
I don't know why
I don't know why
Anymore
Oh no

So cum on feel the noiz
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
Cum on feel the noiz
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild

Cum on, feel it
Girls, rock it
We'll get wild, wild, wild

 

[GoofyDad869]

Me and the band really like to slow jam on that previous number, hence the long time...


Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah
When she walks, she's like a samba that swings so cool and sways so gentle
That when she passes, each one she passes goes - ooh

(Ooh) But I watch her so sadly, how can I tell her I love her
Yes I would give my heart gladly,
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me

Tall, and tan, and young, and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, I smile - but she doesn't see (doesn't see)
(She just doesn't see, she never sees me,...)

Olha que coisa mais linda mais cheia de graa
ela, menina, que vem e que passa
Num doce balano a caminho do mar
Moa do corpo dourado do sol de Ipanema
O seu balanado parece um poema
a coisa mais linda que eu j vi passar
(Ooh) But I watch her so sadly
(Aah) Por que tudo eh tao triste?

Yes I would give my heart gladly,
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me
Tall, tan, young, lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, I smile - but she doesn't see (doesn't see)
(She just doesn't see, she never sees me,...)

Por causa do amor...
She just doesn't see...
Nem olha para mim...
She never sees me...
Por causa do amor

 

[GoofyDad869]

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

 

[Sthronds]

Well, you've been busy!

Now I have Hey Ya running through my brain. Odd, that particular song would stick. Actually it's battling with Sweet Caroline which might take the lead.

I've been busy trying to get the seating chart for tomorrow ready. I'm sure I will make some people mad but oh well. I do what I can.

 

[GoofyDad869]

...And for our last song...

A classic. Sing along if ya know the words.


Nibblin' on sponge cake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin' my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault



Thank You!
Thankyewvurymuch!

We love you, wherever the hell you're at!
Good night! We love you!

(...Concerts are a convenient way of boosting my post count without actually saying anything material or noteworthy...)

 

[GoofyDad869]

Well, you've been busy!

Now I have Hey Ya running through my brain. Odd, that particular song would stick. Actually it's battling with Sweet Caroline which might take the lead.

I've been busy trying to get the seating chart for tomorrow ready. I'm sure I will make some people mad but oh well. I do what I can.

Yeah, I can't stop it either. I've got "Shake it, Shake, Shake it... Shake it like a Polaroid Picture..." going through my head on a permanent loop.

I have my music set to random play right now. That's pretty much been a list of what I listened to today (a couple of the songs that came up have unprintable lyrics, like Marilyn Manson's "Beautiful People" so I didn't include them) as I worked.

 

[GoofyDad869]

...And now I'm outta here for the weekend. This week was a great week! We signed enough contracts this week to pay for the next 4 months of expenses & payroll. We really needed that - this year has really sucked.

Next week we meet with a big potential client. Wish us rots o' ruck!

 

[Sthronds]

Have a good weekend GD!

 

[fabumouse]

... Wish us rots o' ruck!

Rots O' ruck, Scooby!!!!

And glad to hear that you've had a good finish to the year.

 

[AllAboutPluto]

While I obviously wasn't here during the day to enjoy DJ Jazzy GD, I certainly enjoyed it this evening! The only thing you didn't sing was Wanted Dead or Alive!

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Good Morning Chicks and GD.

Don't you just hate when you wake up early on the weekend and you don't have to? Internal clock thing again.

Coffee is brewing..........in a few minutes all will be right.

 

[fabumouse]

I hate it more when the munchkins don't realize it's the weekend. Both of them popped up at 7am.

 

[Jeanny]

Good Morning Cheeky Chicks & our gents!
I haven't been around much this week, school is done for the semester so I'm off on the weekends until the end of January.

4 more work days until MY vacation!! I'll still be up at 5-6 a.m. even when I don't have to be!

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Good Morning Chicks.

Seven more shopping days till Christmas. Just in case anyone's interested.


Have a great Sunday.

 

[fabumouse]

Yikes! I think all my shopping is done - teachers - check, IL's - check, immed. family -check - BFF's family - check. I think the only thing I need to do is leave a tip for the trash guys. They are actually really great - they walk through ice and snow to pick up our trash in back and never leave a mess.

I'm struggling re the UPS guy and the mailman.

Do any of the chicks and gents tip them?