fabumouse said:
You mean they hadn't already??
Well. Those are the new neighbors. The old neighbors mysteriously packed up and left late one night after we threw cousin Myrtle her fancy wedding. Here are the photos. Honestly, I don't know why those neighbors left.
Introducing the wedding party
First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)
Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone
...... let's line up for the picture. Let's see .... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!" I guess a jacket at a wedding would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonniere's right on the white shirts. Bubba, put down that cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony!I told him it's tacky to light up during the sermon. If we could have put the wedding off for two more months, the groom would have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes. I told him his tennis shoes have black trim....that's good enough.
Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride
Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.
Last, the cute couple
Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her ankles. Too bad they didn't come in white. (can you say "Neanderthal"? Honestly, this guy must be third from the left on the evolutionary chart! )
At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left ****. (Uh, make that SECOND from the left... )
What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual - How bout those teeth? (he kinda reminds me of a bat here, actually...)
"You SO crazy, honey ." (A SICK bat...)
"Here baby, let me help you up here ....." ( there are no words...)
And the reality sets in.