Cheeky Chicks (and a rooster) Can Cyber Chat For A Whole Year! Part 2

[fabumouse]

WOW!!!!!! That is a big ash photo.

Nice fireworks.

Congratulations!!!!!

 

[arkansas mom]

 

[AllAboutPluto]

Hey, where'd that new tag come from fabbie?

 

[fabumouse]

Now you can never post again. It would destroy the perfect Dis symetry you have acheived.

 

[fabumouse]

 

[fabumouse]

Hey, where'd that new tag come from fabbie?

And now . . . . . you've ruined it.

Which tag? My ice cream tag?

 

[AllAboutPluto]

And now . . . . . you've ruined it.

Which tag? My ice cream tag?

Sh'a....

 

[AllAboutPluto]

Lori and fabbie, thank you both for being there for me for that special 1000 post.... it means the world to me. I love you, man!

 

[fabumouse]

*sniff* we'll always be here for you.

Bridge over troubled water.

Well, my thighs aren't quite that big yet.

Maybe if I have kid #3.

Ice cream tag came awhile ago - there was a thread of stupid injuries and someone cut their tongue while licking their ice cream scooper - and I was just appalled. Who doesn't give a few licks to the scooper before tossing it into the sink???

 

[fabumouse]

I have to try to resolve my computer virus-protection issues now.

I paid $50 for Symantec to keep telling me I'm out of date.

Er. Thanks, Symantec! I cannot tell you how much help that is proving to be . . .

 

[arkansas mom]

You mean they hadn't already??

Well. Those are the new neighbors. The old neighbors mysteriously packed up and left late one night after we threw cousin Myrtle her fancy wedding. Here are the photos. Honestly, I don't know why those neighbors left.

Introducing the wedding party

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. "Alright, everyone
...... let's line up for the picture. Let's see .... hmmm, where shall we .... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!" I guess a jacket at a wedding would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonniere's right on the white shirts. Bubba, put down that cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony!I told him it's tacky to light up during the sermon. If we could have put the wedding off for two more months, the groom would have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes. I told him his tennis shoes have black trim....that's good enough.


Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride

Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it. Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.


Last, the cute couple

Those Wal-Mart slides really enhance her ankles. Too bad they didn't come in white. (can you say "Neanderthal"? Honestly, this guy must be third from the left on the evolutionary chart! )



At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left ****. (Uh, make that SECOND from the left... )

What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout?? Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual - How bout those teeth? (he kinda reminds me of a bat here, actually...)

"You SO crazy, honey ." (A SICK bat...)

"Here baby, let me help you up here ....." ( there are no words...)

And the reality sets in.

 

[AllAboutPluto]

Lori, that was simply repellant.


Friggin hilarious, but repellant.

 

[arkansas mom]

OK.
I feel bad.
I shouldn't make fun of the poor people. And make no mistake, I am making fun.

 

[AllAboutPluto]

OK.
I feel bad.
I shouldn't make fun of the poor people. And make no mistake, I am making fun.

I've seen that before. So don't fret. You are certainly NOT the only one making fun of the poor people.

 

[arkansas mom]

I need to get caught up on that there trip report of yours. Is it far enough along that I can get at least three or four days at once?

 

[arkansas mom]

I've seen that before. So don't fret. You are certainly NOT the only one making fun of the poor people.

But I'm contributing . It was too funny though. Had to share. But I'm already over it.

 

[AllAboutPluto]

I need to get caught up on that there trip report of yours. Is it far enough along that I can get at least three or four days at once?

Sorta... I posted chapter 5 last night, but it's only thru the end of day one. LOL

 

[AllAboutPluto]

But I'm contributing . It was too funny though. Had to share. But I'm already over it.

I think it's fake. But my dream job is also de-bunking internet lore for those Snopes people.

 

[arkansas mom]

Good Lord! That must've been some day!

 

[arkansas mom]

I think it's fake. But my dream job is also de-bunking internet lore for those Snopes people.

My dream job is Professional DISer. Know anyone hiring?