staley7580
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Im such a bad mommy... I am totally drunk, and my older two kids are still up. 

But I am hiding out on the porch where they cant see me. 
My husband is pumping me full of beer, and getting ready to have me watch a bunch of Jason Stathem movies.. I think he might be up to something. 
That guy is WICKED HOT. YOu know who else is wicked hot, and it totally makes me feel like a dirty old woman to say it?? The kid from the Twilight movies.. The one who plays the werewolf. OMG. That kid is FREAKING HOT. My sis and I were talking about what dirty old women we were lusting after him.. But DANG. He is babe-a-licous.
OH!!! AND my husband told me I looked like I was loosing weight!
He got all said after that and told me that he loved my jigglies. NOT my b00bies..
Well.. Those too I guess! What a weirdo.
*SIGH* I love you guys.
Julie comes tomorrow!! We need to plan a girls trip again. Then you can all laugh at me getting wasted off of two beers.
I think Kaylee just told me that she loves it when I kick her in the head.
Oh... No. thats not what she said at all. NM. After tax time?? Thats when we have money. Las Vegas?? We could see some nudie men!!


But I am hiding out on the porch where they cant see me. 
My husband is pumping me full of beer, and getting ready to have me watch a bunch of Jason Stathem movies.. I think he might be up to something. 
That guy is WICKED HOT. YOu know who else is wicked hot, and it totally makes me feel like a dirty old woman to say it?? The kid from the Twilight movies.. The one who plays the werewolf. OMG. That kid is FREAKING HOT. My sis and I were talking about what dirty old women we were lusting after him.. But DANG. He is babe-a-licous.
OH!!! AND my husband told me I looked like I was loosing weight!
He got all said after that and told me that he loved my jigglies. NOT my b00bies..
Well.. Those too I guess! What a weirdo.
*SIGH* I love you guys.
Julie comes tomorrow!! We need to plan a girls trip again. Then you can all laugh at me getting wasted off of two beers.
I think Kaylee just told me that she loves it when I kick her in the head.
Oh... No. thats not what she said at all. NM. After tax time?? Thats when we have money. Las Vegas?? We could see some nudie men!!


While he was combing , he was holding his scissors too, at one point he bumped the scissor handle into my ear.. ***?? I glance at the mirror and see Eloy in the waiting area, he gives me the "are you okay?" look and he knows that I am THIS close to telling this guy off.
But after awhile it started to look okay so I let it pass. Eloy didn't give him a tip, we always give a tip.. 
It's really hard to find a good hair stylist sometimes. I found one at a mall not too far from my house. She does a nice job and she is affordable. I used to go to a lady who is about an hour away from me. I got tired of going to her because she would quote a price over the phone when I made an appointment, then when she finished cutting my hair she would increase the price and upset me.
I didn't like her fickle pricing and stopped going to her. She did a nice job but it wasn't worth the drive of the trip. She also said things to upset me. I don't know why she thought it was her place to judge me but she just would blurt crap out and not think about how her words could affect other people.
My friend chose a chocolate toffee crunch cookie with chocolate chip ice cream. Here is a pic of mine:


I park hopped today and had a nice time. The parks didn't seem too crowded and the weather was nice. I passed through Coke Corner and requested Cruella De Ville to the piano player. He was really nice and he also has other songs that you can request. I took a video of him playing Cruella DeVille:


You would think if the list is that long.. wouldn't you buy more copies? 