staley7580
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Im such a bad mommy... I am totally drunk, and my older two kids are still up. 

But I am hiding out on the porch where they cant see me. 
My husband is pumping me full of beer, and getting ready to have me watch a bunch of Jason Stathem movies.. I think he might be up to something. 
That guy is WICKED HOT. YOu know who else is wicked hot, and it totally makes me feel like a dirty old woman to say it?? The kid from the Twilight movies.. The one who plays the werewolf. OMG. That kid is FREAKING HOT. My sis and I were talking about what dirty old women we were lusting after him.. But DANG. He is babe-a-licous.
OH!!! AND my husband told me I looked like I was loosing weight!
He got all said after that and told me that he loved my jigglies. NOT my b00bies..
Well.. Those too I guess! What a weirdo.
*SIGH* I love you guys.
Julie comes tomorrow!! We need to plan a girls trip again. Then you can all laugh at me getting wasted off of two beers.
I think Kaylee just told me that she loves it when I kick her in the head.
Oh... No. thats not what she said at all. NM. After tax time?? Thats when we have money. Las Vegas?? We could see some nudie men!!














