Cellulite Treatment

[imsorry]

Yesterday on Ellen I saw a woman giving beauty tips. She said to save your coffee grinds and rub them on your butt to reduce the appearance of cellulite.

I now have coffee grinds in places coffee grinds were never meant to be; including my bathtub drain

Oh, and if you like coffee, you should smell me!

 

[lovemygoofy]

You are really living up your retirement I'll never have a cup of coffee at your house now though

 

[SplshMtn99]

Do I even dare ask what flavor coffee you now smell like?

 

[SplshMtn99]

Did she show her butt & thighs to prove it worked?

 

[L107ANGEL]

You are really living up your retirement I'll never have a cup of coffee at your house now though

 

[Cantw8]

Ya know...I'm thinking you really need to go back to work

 

[imsorry]

She rubbed it on her hand and told Ellen to pretend it was her butt

Don't worry Tina; you make the coffee first, not the other way around!

It does make you skin feel smooth though. I think oil in the coffee and the abrasiveness of the grinds, kind of like those apricot scrubs. She said the caffeine is supposed to draw out toxins

 

[Pam]

You are really living up your retirement I'll never have a cup of coffee at your house now though

Yeah -- I think I'd run for the hills if she ever called me up and asked me to "come on over to my place and have a cup of coffee with me."

 

[imsorry]

Do I even dare ask what flavor coffee you now smell like?

French vanilla, what else