I think I could write it.
Imagine when he is asked for an 18% tip on a $500 meal.
One scene would have him getting on a bus at OKW and a
scooter either loading or unloading at every stop.
Then there’s a scene when he goes to the counter for some food, only to be told he has to order on a mobile app but the app crashes and he can’t get wifi.
His room not ready until ‘After 4pm?’ A long diatribe and argument with front desk as to how this could mean 1 minute to midnight.
When he finally gets to his room, his magic band won’t open his door.
Queing for rides, and they keep letting
Lightning Lane through and he hardly moves.
He went to WDW to ride Splash, and finds it all boarded up, due to a political retheme.
Then we move onto the evening. Just as he is about to watch fireworks, a large person squashes him against railings, a child goes on shoulders, then an umbrella goes up.
Finally the monorail or Skyliner breaks down (he’s moved from OKW in a split stay in this period, and has found out they won’t empty his fridge and move it any more so he’s walked around the park with a cooler all day).
I think I have the show.