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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
- 4,731
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
-- Dave Platt
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
piss on your computer."
-- Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
-- Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
-- Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
-- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another."
-- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
-- Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
-- Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
-- Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
-- Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
-- Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
-- Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
-- Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
-- Unknown
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
-- Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
-- Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
-- Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
-- Unknown
"My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes."
-- Unknown
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
-- Unknown
-- Dave Platt
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
piss on your computer."
-- Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
-- Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
-- Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
-- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another."
-- Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."
-- Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
-- Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
-- Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
-- Hippolyte Taine
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
-- Unknown
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
-- Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
-- Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
-- Unknown
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
-- Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
-- Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
-- Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
-- Unknown
"My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes."
-- Unknown
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
-- Unknown
