Yep! Amanda is going to get all the prime time paying interviews and book deals that Casey was counting on. Awww........poor Casey.
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Yep -- all those networks are going to blow their budgets on Amanda instead of Casey.
I bet Casey's screaming like a lunatic at Jose for not letting her do an interview! I can hear it now:
Casey: "Jose, they freed that girl and everyone's cheering for her. Why didn't they cheer for me? I mean, I'm a lot prettier than her. My hair is prettier, too. And I am not nearly as schlumpy as she is. She looks like she hasn't taken a shower in a year! Her hair is gross and stringy. Don't they have make up in the Italian prison?"
Jose: "Casey, look honey, I know you're beautiful. You've told me approximately one million twenty-seven times since I first met you. They should've cheered for you. See, it's just that Americans aren't ... aren't as .... sophisticated as Italians. Yeah -- that's it. They're not as sophisticated. They don't get it like the Italians do." (as he's throwing up in his mouth and trying not to laugh)
Casey: "But JOSE!!!! It's not faaaaair. That girl is all over the teeveeee now. And she's uuuugly. Why am I not on tv anymore? I want to be back on tee veeeee!!! ABC was going to pay me a zillion dollars for an interview! If I hear that they're giving that Amanda girl a zillion dollars to be on tv, I'm going to sue you! And I'll win again. That's right! I will lie and I will win again because I'm Casey Anthony! You blew this for me, you #(*#$*&(!!!!!"
Jose: "Here we go again ....! Look, Casey, why don't I take you down to the local Old Navy and snap a few photos and sell them to the National Inquirer? Would that make you happy, honey?"
Casey: "Sniff, sniff ... well, until I can figure out another way to get in the spotlight, I guess it will have to do. But, you #$*#($& - you're going to owe me a zillion dollars for screwing me out of those tee veeee interviews!"
Casey: "Can I write a book at least?"
Jose: "You know how to write?"