UGH! so i went to the swarovski store at 10 am and i was instantly annoyed at the number of (i just know that this is going to insult someone reading this, i apologize for my anti-holiday spirit snarkiness in advance

) big haired texas soccer mom's at the mall with their mini vans and suburbans that they don't know how to drive. needless to say, i was already in a mood and neither of those necklaces worked for me which was upsetting. i'm too white. i totally need to hit the beds and i keep forgetting to go. the crystal just got lost amongst my whiteness, so i need to think of another option...the more i looked, the more annoyed i became that i couldn't find anything, so i gave up.
one good thing did happen in the mall today though. You know those kiosks with all the fun sparkley rhinestone hair things? well, they had a ton of hair STICKS that i am going to purchase for use as bouquet jewels, they are like $3 apeice instead of $13 online! score one for the early morning shopping with soccer moms trip...
now onto the really big and exciting wedding news for the day, well, there are two things actually...
as previously stated, i am going to have my two youngest cousins (ages 2 and 7 *almost 8*) hand out bubbles and programs, so i had this idea that i wanted to have the younger one wear a tinkerbell costume and hand out bubbles. she's a riot and a total ham and i think she's going to be sooo adorable, so i asked her mom if she thought i was totally nuts and she thought it was a super cute idea! i got the costume for $25, the shoes for $9 and the tiara/wand for $9 on disneyoutlet.com!!!!!! she'll love it!!! i love this costume because it's sort of pastelish...
then...(this is
HUGE)
so i had my heart set on finding mark a black brocade jacket and the only one i could find ANYWHERE was dolce and gabbana from neiman's and it was $1400...there was a seamstress i found online in nepal that would have made a similar one for $200, but we decided that giving someone in nepal our credit card number wasn't a good idea...after weeks of searching almost everywhere, we went to al's formalwear to get his suit tonight. he tried on this normal, everyday black suit and this cool tie that i insisted on. he hated the suit, LOVED the tie, was iffy on the vest so we decided to leave. he said that if i was allowed to have 2 bridal gowns and 12 pairs of wedding shoes (grossly exagerated) then he could have a $1400 jacket that he would wear again. so on we go to neiman's. we get there and they don't have it, it was "last season"

but it might be at the neiman marcus outlet 25 miles away...OK, so in the car again we go to katy mills mall in rush hour traffic...it took an hour and a half to get there. i thought mark was going to kill me. all i can talk about is this brocade jacket and how fabulous it is, i'm on the verge of hysteria at this point. so we get to the store and i run-seriously run-to men's sportswear, i find this nice little man (he was like a foot shorter than me) and i try to clearly articulate (not happening at this point) that i am TRYING to find the dolce and gabbana jacket so my fiance could wear it for our wedding and blah blah blah...they only had ONE and they sold it that morning

. this is not good. not good at all. my face glazes over and i have a dazed look about me. i'm aimlessly thumbing through this sale rack that they had of jackets, looking for this zegna thing he wanted for christmas, trying to make sense of why the world is evil and mark was on the other side of the rack and OH MY GOD he totally picks up this jacket...
i start shreiking, in the middle of the neiman marcus outlet i am shreiking, mark is telling me to calm down, it's ok-blah, i CANNOT calm down, i was just standing there, thinking that my dreams are dashed, just DASHED and lo and behold, THERE IT WAS!!!!
now for the 2nd best part...so the jacket was priced at $2000 (it's neiman marcus, we can't expect anything else), but it was marked down to $897, still too much, but at this point, they had me, like disney does with the $4 bottled water in 90 degree heat. i glimpse at the sign on top of the roundy rack and it says it's on sale EVEN MORE...how much more you ask???? 50% more, i think to myself that this cannot possibly be true, it truly cannot be true. i track down another employee (this one a bit taller) he looks slightly scared as i approach him (i frightened everyone off with my shreiking), i ask him, "sir, is this true? is this jacket that was originally priced at $2000 really only $450? uh, yes maam, that's right..." (he scurries off into the distance, far far away from me) i am happy, i am so so so happy. i call my father and continue to squeal with glee. he doesn't understand me, he doesn't understand anything except that i'm in neiman marcus and i've just bought something...i quickly try to re-gain my lady like composure as i waltz past men's shoes. i suddenly think to myself, "mark needs shoes" the FIRST pair that i pick up is his size and soooooo perfect for a wedding and only $130, i throw them at him and say, "mark, try these on!" he doesn't "like" them...until they get on his feet and he truly has a male like cinderella with the glass slipper experience, DUH, if there is one thing i am an expert on it's SHOES...
relief sets in and i am blissfully calm...life is good. mark doesn't have to walk down the aisle in his underwear and i am happy. i can sleep peacefully tonight

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