Guest: Doug, don't you like my toque?
(Pause)
Bob: Hey, hoser...
Doug: What?
Bob: Our guest asked you a question.
Doug: There's nobody here but me and you, hosehead.
Guest: Excuse me, can I say something?
Doug: What?
Bob: Oh so now you're talking to our guest, eh hoser?
Doug: Okay, but only cuz he tricked me, eh?