Captain Jack Sparrow says hello

[oddball27]

Will....ok.....I'm gonna go play with Emily...call me if you need me...

 

[oddball27]

Bump!!!!!

 

[SuiteDisney]

Well, well, well...

I sit on the dock all afternoon, gots me skirts hiked up t' me treasure, just waitin' for the Black Pearl. An' what 'appens? Nuffin'.

I 'ope your just runnin' late, me deary Captain Jack. I've always taken a pirate at his word, so I'll be waitin' yet. I 'ope you show up soon, before I drink all me rum. I'm ready to head for the equator, sailin' aboard the Black Pearl.

Show me your treasure and I'll show you mine.

 

[oddball27]

Lol!! Did you hear about Will and me!!!

 

[oddball27]

Von, Lisa, Laura, are you there??? I'm bored!! Since I have to stay in my quarters and my quarters only!!!

 

[Wagamama]

i'm heeere!!

you'll be waiting a looong, loooong time Laura!

Ashton, Will told me he was going to be in a meeting with Capt. Jack for a while...

 

[oddball27]

Ohhhhh!!! Well, will you sit with me and talk, I'm bored!! Emily is asleep and there's nothing to do!!!!

 

[oddball27]

Guess everyone left again. Oh well, I'll straighten up my quarters then. Emily should sleep the rest of the night.

 

[Wagamama]

hi! we'll talk all day tomorrow, ok?

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

At last post, the Black Pearl was heading for parts unknown and far, far away. In hot pursuit of a certain skeleton captain. As the women are notorious bad luck, as well as a serious temptation and drain on the energy, any wenches aboard will be temporarily marooned on said desert isle. A message will be passed on to civilization to pick ye up sometime in the near future and bring you to dry land.
And if Will has any objections, let me remind you of which one of us has Captain in his name. It's been fun me dear and I know the memories will be keeping me warm many a chill night. You can tel your great grandchildren you were the love of Captain Jack Sparrow. Oh, I will be popping into port now and again. Perhaps there be a part for you in my upcoming sequel. A certain tavern scene full of lusty wenches a-wrestling over a certain charming scoundrel.

 

[oddball27]

Oh, Captain, I have to leave too!!! I'll be good, I promise...

 

[Wagamama]

i won't get off the boat!!!! and neither will Ashton! right ashton?!

WE WON'T LEAVE!! WE WON'T LEAVE!

 

[oddball27]

Excuse me Captain, but where is Will??

 

[Wagamama]

i think captain ******* threw him overboard

 

[oddball27]

i think captain ******* threw him overboard

Lol!! I mean, how could you say that to our good captain!?!?!

 

[Wagamama]

didn't you read what he wrote? he's an arrogant pig!!

i still love him thoug

 

[oddball27]

So, Captain Jack Sparrow, can we stay?? Please...we will try to calm down!! Promise!! Pirates Honor!!

 

[Capt. Barbossa]

Ya scurvy wenches... wast'n yer time on the likes of Sparrow and Turner - bilge rats, the both of 'em! Thanks to the kind assistance of me friend Jack (the monkey, not the Sparrow) I've returned from the dead to a slightly livelier state (aye, but I still can't taste them apples). Ya wenches best be takin' Jack's advice and leavin' the Black Pearl, for she'll be mine again and I won't be spending me time dealin' with the likes of ye. Now, if ye'll excuse me, I'll be finding me a ship and rasin' a crew ta sail 'er. Watch out, Jack and Will, I'm comin' fer ye.

 

[oddball27]

NO!!!!!!!! We won't let you get Will!!!!!!!! Or Jack!!!


But especially not Will!!

Jack, Will, we will stay and help you!!! We may seem like sweet, soft, innocent little angels, but we can fight!!! Watch out Barbossa!!!!!!!

 

[Wagamama]

we will not leave!!

We will stand by our men!!!
Give them two arms to cling to!
And something warm to come to! (and i dont' mean rum!!)
We'll tell the world we love them!

We will NOT leave our men!! So go BUG OFF BARBOSSA!!