Captain Jack Sparrow says hello

[oddball27]

Uh-Oh!! Will, where are you??? Well, since your cabin is next to his, could you see how he's doing please?? And ask if I can come out of my quarters?? I would appreciate it!!

 

[oddball27]

BUMP!!!!!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Hello. Even a pirate has to earn a living sometimes. Hey Will, I thought the ladies were getting sent to an island, while we flee the evil Captain's wrath.

 

[oddball27]

Hey Will, I thought the ladies were getting sent to an island, while we flee the evil Captain's wrath.

Nope!! He changed his mind when I gave back the ring!!

I'm guessing we can stay onboard!!

I hope you didn't mind that I brought my lil cousin, Emily with me. She is very sweet!!

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I hope you didn't mind that I brought my lil cousin, Emily with me. She is very sweet!!

Arr that's it. First it's women now it's children.
(docks boat at deserted island)Here ye be
(tosses women and children off) Plenty of food and water. We'll flag down the first gentleman sailor to rescue you crazy women.
Will set the course for the nearest testosterone ridden pirate haven full of tavern where men spit and curse, etc......

 

[oddball27]

HEY NOW!!!!!!!!!! I asked you if she could come and you never answered me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Will!! Help us please!!!!!!! Von is gonna be soooooo mad at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you don't let us back on, I will contact every rum company in the world and you will never have any rum again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!

 

[oddball27]

And another thing, Captain, can you really throw a little two year old who can even sing Yo Ho Ho and A Bottle of Yum off of your ship??????????

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

I'm a pirate lass. Remember, we rob, pillage, plunder, wench, murder, carouse, etc.... We're not Sunday School teachers. And as to the rum. I live in Barbados. What do you think we do with all that sugar cane.
Yo ho Yo Ho a Pirates life for me..........

 

[oddball27]

Fine, tell Will I said bye, Captain!!


***edited*** I was only playin'!!

 

[oddball27]

BUMP!! Hehe!!

 

[oddball27]

Well, I guess I'm no longer a pirate. Oh, well. It was LOADS of fun while it lasted!!

Goodbye Will!! I will forever miss you!!!

See ya around Von!!

And Captain Jack Sparrow, see ya in the movies!!

 

[Wagamama]

you *******!! your not throwing us off the ship! we'll throw you off the ship before you throw us off!!!

Lets get em Ashton!

 

[oddball27]

Ok!! You know Captain, if you don't let us back on, we know where you are heading and ***gasp*** I think I see Barbosa in the distance!!!

 

[Wagamama]

heck! if you don't let stay on, we'll go join Barbossa!!
You with me Ashton?

Lets go!!

 

[oddball27]

Of course I am!!


Uh-Oh!! My movie is coming on!! What should I choose, fighting with pirates..or getting to look at Taylor Ball's beautiful, blue eyes......

 

[Wagamama]

who's taylor ball?

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Honey, if you want to spent time in the cabin with that great big hairy ape of a man Barbosa more power to ya. Make sure you have an apple for me. Maybe he'll be giving you a gold coin necklace. Hmm... I wonder if you can tell a female skelaton from a male one. We'll have to meet under the moonlight to see.

 

[Wagamama]

well, i would rather spend time with you...but your gonna kick us off....

 

[SuiteDisney]

Originally posted by Captain Jack Sparrow
I wonder if you can tell a female skelaton from a male one.

I can, a male skeleton has an extra bone.

I'm probably going to be deleted now, but I couldn't resist.

 

[Wagamama]

LOL!!!! go Laura!! Woohoo!!!