Captain Jack, Captain Jack, blah blah blah...

labattblue

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Ladies set me straight because from a male perspective, I don't get it...

What is up with the Captain Jack swooning that I see all over the disboards? The only reason he should make you weak at the knees is due to how fast you need to run away from him. :rotfl: I guarantee that if you saw someone that looks like him walking down the street(dressed in normal clothes) of any major city, that you would hightail it to the other side of the street as fast as you could in order to avoid him and then proceed to tell everyone you know about how you saw this disgusting guy who looked like he belongs in jail.

Fess up or flame away. I want the truth! :lmao: :lmao:
 
Umm...if I saw someone walking down the street in normal clothes who looked like Captain Jack--I would assume that it was Johnny Depp. And then I'd really swoon!

He's handsome. He's charming. What's not to love? Women love a bad boy.
 
LOL I have to admit I am a woman and Have no idea why Women are swooning over Captain Jack I mean look at those gross awful teeth and he even looks like he smells .

I do not think it is the Captain Jack persay I think it is more the Actor they are all swoony for. ;)
 

Oh come on! Jonny Depp hasnt worn "normal" clothes in years and years and years...... ;)
 
I'm with you and I'm a woman. There is absolutely nothing attractive about Captain Jack or Johnny Depp in my eyes. Both are very girly and feminine:scared: I need a man who looks like a man and has some meat on him and I can wrap my arms around:love: :banana: a nice hairy chest doesn't hurt either, I'm just sayin':rolleyes1
 
I don't get the whole Captain Jack thing either, for that matter I don't get the whole Johnny Depp thing. He always looks smarmy to me. Doesn't float my boat at all.
 
I absolutely love Johnny Depp as an actor, but he's too delicate to be attractive to me.
 
Jealous?

lol, I fell in love during Chocolat. He's a bad boy and some of us really appreciate a really bad boy. mmmmmmmmmmmm
 
Well, you can see from my Sig, that yes, I love Capt Jack. Before the movies, if I saw someone look like that on the street, yeah, probably I'd avoid him. Now, I'll talk to him. I've got a friend who is a great Captain Jack impersonator so I'm always checking out the others to try and compare the two.

As for Johnny Depp....those eyes, those cheekbones, that smirk....:faint:
 
Captain Jack disgusts me too. He looks like he would just smell vile! :scared1:

The nasty teeth freak me out, too. I just get the heebie jeebies. Can you imagine what foul breath he would have.

Nasty teeth freak me out IRL too. I have a very hard time understanding what people with really nasty teeth are saying, because I am so busy trying not to STARE!!!!! :eek:

I admit I am rather tomboyish. I am not the most feminine woman out there, so the idea of having a man who was more girly than me just doesn't float my boat. :rotfl2:
 
Other than the nasty teeth and dirt ~

YUM!! He's a hottie. Something about a man in eyeliner makes me weak at the knees!:love: :love: :love:
 
I'm with you and I'm a woman. There is absolutely nothing attractive about Captain Jack or Johnny Depp in my eyes. Both are very girly and feminine:scared: I need a man who looks like a man and has some meat on him and I can wrap my arms around:love: :banana: a nice hairy chest doesn't hurt either, I'm just sayin':rolleyes1


:worship: Finally!!! Someone finally tells the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!!!!!!! :thumbsup2 Give this woman a trophy!
 
Other than the nasty teeth and dirt ~

YUM!! He's a hottie. Something about a man in eyeliner makes me weak at the knees!:love: :love: :love:

Mmmm, me too, though I never realized it till I saw POTC1.

Apparently, drunk and disheveled men do it for me, too, at least according to how obsessed I was with Norrington in POTC2.
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Hahahahaha...I've been so obsessed with Doctor Who & the new episodes that are showing in the US on the SciFi Channel that I thought the initial post was about *THAT* Captain Jack!

agnes!
 


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