Canadian Buffoon's Disney With a Teen Vacation - 08/13 - The Wrap

[pkondz]

Yeah you're writing the next chapter but when will you post it?

Patience, grasshopper.
You should be happy I'm writing! Usually at this state I haven't even thought of starting!

What's this harem about? Who's in it?

What's it about?
What do you mean "What's it about?"
It's a harem!

So far Lieasa is in it.
I'm starting small.

You were my first...doesn't that mean anything to you?

But of course, my dear.
As of right now, you're in.
All you had to do was ask...

Being your first comes with certain moral obligations, ya know.

I was able to score a pirate Eeyore for 50 cents at a garage sale up the street!!! And he's from WDW!!! He's sitting next to the moose. Does he have a name?

Eeyore.
You said it yourself!
Unless he's in disguise... but then he's still Eeyore, no?

Can't fool me.


Well, yes. You can.
Just not right now....



Maybe.

 

[ougrad86]

I've heard of pretty much any airline that's traveled through central Canada.
I've heard of Gemini, but not Independent.
I Googled and they flew mostly south, right?

I seem to remember talking to Gemini, but I'm not sure. Too long ago maybe?

Oops, I think maybe it was Independence Air - no biggie, they changed names after I left. I don't think they were ever in Canada, mostly eastern seaboard here in the states. Gemini, I think we flew to Canada. Newfoundland for sure, maybe Vancouver and Toronto. It's been awhile, I left in 2008 not much in Wikepedia on them.

 

[ougrad86]

Forgot part of the contest! You get top floor In a building right next to the food court, and it is ready when you arrive.

Now off to wait for the update and look for January discounts.

 

[orangecats2]

I meant what is the moose's name. I obviously know Eeyore's name!

Fantasy Island was one of my favorite shows as a kid. Of course I mostly wasn't allowed to watch it because it was o at 10pm which was way past my bed time. I'd like to watch all of the episodes now. KAHN!!!

Yay! I can be in Ponzi's harem! You might not want me to wear a bikini. Ain't nobody wanna see that mess!!!

 

[Steppesister]

What's it about?
What do you mean "What's it about?"
It's a harem!

So far Lieasa is in it.
I'm starting small.

Except he can't even spell my name. And I love the (intentional?) play on words with "small". I'm not even sure he knew I am only 5'1" and about 105 pounds.

I like this harem cuz it's mermaids and one-pieces are allowed.

 

[pkondz]

Oops, I think maybe it was Independence Air - no biggie, they changed names after I left. I don't think they were ever in Canada, mostly eastern seaboard here in the states. Gemini, I think we flew to Canada. Newfoundland for sure, maybe Vancouver and Toronto. It's been awhile, I left in 2008 not much in Wikepedia on them.

That would explain why I'd never heard of them.
I'm not positive (too many airlines, not enough brain cells) but I'm fairly sure I've spoken to, or at least seen, Gemini though.

Forgot part of the contest! You get top floor In a building right next to the food court, and it is ready when you arrive.

Noted.

Now off to wait for the update and look for January discounts.

Soon and... good luck!

I meant what is the moose's name. I obviously know Eeyore's name!

Oh, Carrie. It's so fun having fun with you.
All part of being in my harem.


His name is Mick E. Moose.

Fantasy Island was one of my favorite shows as a kid. Of course I mostly wasn't allowed to watch it because it was o at 10pm which was way past my bed time. I'd like to watch all of the episodes now. KAHN!!!

I wouldn't mind seeing those episodes again, too. I don't remember them at all now.
Just the general premise.
I wonder how they'd stand up?
"Soft Corinthian leather." Remember that? Apparently there's no such thing.
The leather actually came from Jersey!

Yay! I can be in Ponzi's harem! You might not want me to wear a bikini. Ain't nobody wanna see that mess!!!

Bikinis, while preferred, are optional. I allow one pieces too.

But, please. The beautiful ladies in my harem are just that. Beautiful.
So no talking smack about yourself!

Except he can't even spell my name.

Ach! I hate typos!

Of course it's spelled "Lieassa".


Silly me.

Actually, considering I'm Canadian, it's only natural to throw in an extra "eh".

And I love the (intentional?) play on words with "small". I'm not even sure he knew I am only 5'1" and about 105 pounds.

Big, small, I take 'em all.
I'm an equal opportunity harem owner.

I like this harem cuz it's mermaids and one-pieces are allowed.

See?
And benevolent, too!

 

[Mr. lncredible]

Jumping on board.
I read your last TR from the start and thoroughly enjoyed your writing style.
Not sure why I never responded but keep up the great storytelling, you've got a knack for it.
I'm going to guess 270 minutes waiting for transportation.
I'm an optimist so I'm going to say you made your connecting flight.
You also got the top floor and your room was ready.

 

[pkondz]

Jumping on board.

Mind your step please.
We've had a few people fall to their litterary deaths, so be careful.

to the TR!

I read your last TR from the start and thoroughly enjoyed your writing style.
Not sure why I never responded

Glad you enjoyed it.
You should have responded! The more the merrier... or the weirder... whichever.

but keep up the great storytelling, you've got a knack for it.

Thanks!

I'm going to guess 270 minutes waiting for transportation.
I'm an optimist so I'm going to say you made your connecting flight.
You also got the top floor and your room was ready.

Noted.

 

[orangecats2]

Oh, Carrie. It's so fun having fun with you.

I know, You love me. I'm just playing back.

"Soft Corinthian leather." Remember that?

No of course not! I was a kid! You got married when I was 17! The thing I remember most was the pretty fruity drinks they offered everyone as they stepped off the plane...sorry, de plane.

Bikinis, while preferred, are optional. I allow one pieces too.

Cool! I've got a pink flowery Eeyore one piece that's my favorite suit.

 

[pkondz]

I know, You love me. I'm just playing back.

Atta girl.
Worthy of my harem.

No of course not! I was a kid! You got married when I was 17!

Whoops! Sometimes I forget just how old I really am.

The thing I remember most was the pretty fruity drinks they offered everyone as they stepped off the plane...sorry, de plane.

Cool! I've got a pink flowery Eeyore one piece that's my favorite suit.

What's its name?

 

[pkondz]

Happy Birthday Tracy!!

 

[Susan R]

Yay, another TR by pkondz! It took me a little while to catch up cause you know I have to read all of the witty comments by everyone

I'm terrible at math...you might remember the calculator and charts I needed to keep track of your last report (and there wasn't even math involved in that one!) but I will give it a try and try to make up points in the sucking up dept That and I want to be part of the Ponzi harem ...the eclectic group of women who boost your ego...the "Ponzi scheme" if you will

My guesses:
600min waiting.

I think you had to get your wife to fax a letter to customs and you did miss your flight but made it to WDW early next morning.

I think you did get the room you wanted but also got the accessible room causing you more water on the floor stress

How's that?

 

[Saturn23]

I'm back from my week long trip and I only missed one update!

My guesses:
you waited 205 minutes for busses
your room was ready
you got the third floor

No matter how late we scheduled our first fast pass, we were ALWAYS rushing to it so I feel your pain. You would think everyone could easily get to a park by 12. No, they really can't.

I can imagine the feeling icy cold death running down your spine when he asked for the letter. One time a customs agent took my letter (which was not notarized and just said I had permission to travel) and looked at me all annoyed and said "Here's how it works, you need your letter NOTARIZED and stating that you have permission to travel with and make all health decisions regarding the child". The crazy thing is that this was on my return flight to the US where we live. They didn't even look at the letter when my son and I entered Canada. Yes, I'm kidnapping my child and bringing him back to his dad.

 

[Saturn23]

I forgot the flight guess: the customs guy let you through angrily and you just made it to your flight.

 

[SimplyGoofy]

Officially joining in! I'm looking forward to hearing about your adventures with your daughter!

"Valley Fair or Disneyworld?" I wheedle.
"Valley Fair." She replies.

What?????

As someone who spent most of her childhood (and early adulthood) going to Valleyfair... yes, it's a nice regional theme park.

NO, IT IS NOT COMPARABLE TO DISNEY WORLD.

I really wish they handed out Academy Awards for acting at home.
I was a shoe-in for a little golden nude dude holding a sword.

Isn't it fun to fudge the truth (lie is such a dirty word!) in order to spring a grand surprise?!

(Oh, heck, lying is fun to. It's not so bad if it's for a good cause, right? )

I was so pleased to see that the forecast for the entire week was rain.
Not partially cloudy with a chance of showers.
Just. Rain.
A quick trip to Walmart for a half dozen ponchos later,
they announced that Danny was, Yay!, the first hurricane of the season!

Terrific.

I think a Disney trip requires a Wal-Mart poncho run. Those things are brilliant.

Might as well try to fend off scurvy now.

Customs agent: "Do you have a letter from the mother allowing the child to travel with you?"

Oh, no! As you're writing the trip report it must've worked out... but of course the one time you forgot the letter you're asked the question!

 

[TGM]

Yay! New Ponzi TR!

 

[pkondz]

Yay, another TR by pkondz!

Hey! Suzie Q is here!
to the new TR!

It took me a little while to catch up cause you know I have to read all of the witty comments by everyone

And I'm glad you did. That's where the good stuff is.

I'm just a conduit for others to say funny and/or interesting things.
Offsets the dullness of my writing.

I'm terrible at math...you might remember the calculator and charts I needed to keep track of your last report (and there wasn't even math involved in that one!)

Yep. I remember.
Don't worry, no math required. Just throw any random number out there.
You can always change it later if you see things not going your way.

but I will give it a try and try to make up points in the sucking up dept

That usually works.

That and I want to be part of the Ponzi harem

You do? There are very strict requirements.
These include (but are not limited to)
Must be drop dead gorgeous.
Must be a mermaid.
Must be willing to wear sea shells in lieu of regular clothing.
(Exceptions will be made... I allow one piece bathing suits upon request.)

So I know you already meet the first requirement,
what about the rest?

the eclectic group of women who boost your ego...

Well, yes. Of course.... Your point????

the "Ponzi scheme" if you will

Oh.
Very good.

That's gonna get you some bonus points.

My guesses:
600min waiting.

I think you had to get your wife to fax a letter to customs and you did miss your flight but made it to WDW early next morning.

I think you did get the room you wanted but also got the accessible room causing you more water on the floor stress

Noted.

How's that?

You'll find out in the next little bit.

I'm back from my week long trip and I only missed one update!

I waited just for you.
How was the trip?

My guesses:
you waited 205 minutes for busses
your room was ready
you got the third floor

Noted.

No matter how late we scheduled our first fast pass, we were ALWAYS rushing to it so I feel your pain. You would think everyone could easily get to a park by 12. No, they really can't.

No. No they can't.

I can imagine the feeling icy cold death running down your spine when he asked for the letter. One time a customs agent took my letter (which was not notarized and just said I had permission to travel) and looked at me all annoyed and said "Here's how it works, you need your letter NOTARIZED and stating that you have permission to travel with and make all health decisions regarding the child". The crazy thing is that this was on my return flight to the US where we live. They didn't even look at the letter when my son and I entered Canada. Yes, I'm kidnapping my child and bringing him back to his dad.

That's weird. I never thought they would check on people bringing their kids back.

I did know about the notarized part.
That's the main reason why I didn't have the letter.
It's easy enough to quickly type out something,
heck, I think you can print off a form letter from the Customs web site.

But then you have to find someone to notarize it.
And that's a pain.

I forgot the flight guess: the customs guy let you through angrily and you just made it to your flight.

Noted.

 

[pkondz]

Officially joining in! I'm looking forward to hearing about your adventures with your daughter!

Jenny!!!!
to the TR!
You've never been to one of mine before, so fair warning... this is an..
hmmm.... how should I put it...
This is an interesting bunch and you never know what's going to happen.

So pleased to see you here!

As someone who spent most of her childhood (and early adulthood) going to Valleyfair... yes, it's a nice regional theme park.

NO, IT IS NOT COMPARABLE TO DISNEY WORLD.

I was so shocked when she said Valleyfair.
I was already starting my next sentence and had to stop....
"Right! Because... uh.... WHAT????"

Isn't it fun to fudge the truth (lie is such a dirty word!) in order to spring a grand surprise?!

(Oh, heck, lying is fun to. It's not so bad if it's for a good cause, right? )

I never lie. Just ask anyone around here.
You'll get nothing but the unadulterated truth around these parts.


Unless it's for nefarious purposes.... then all bets are off.

But I wouldn't lie to you.
I mean if I was you and you were me, would you lie to you?

I think a Disney trip requires a Wal-Mart poncho run. Those things are brilliant.

I must admit, that's the first time I've heard someone call anything
from Wal-Mart "brilliant".

But they are cheap.
Wear it, toss it, no regrets.

Man, every time I type the word "regrets" I always think of those people
who have tattoos that say "No regerts".

But I digerss.

Oh, no! As you're writing the trip report it must've worked out... but of course the one time you forgot the letter you're asked the question!

Oh, sure. I make no secret of the fact we got into the country.
But... The one time... the one time! I don't bring a letter...

Yay! New Ponzi TR!

Hi Mike! to the TR!
Say hi to your aunt for me.

 

[pkondz]

Quick update.
The next update is pretty much written...
But what's going to take a while is tabulating the bonus points.
I doubt I'll get to it tonight... maybe tomorrow... but I'm pretty busy.
Gotta put the pool to bed for the winter.

Yes, I know my harem of mermaids need a pool,
but I do have a large soaker tub, so we're good.

So... a day... maybe two? Possibly three?
But soon, grasshoppers, soon.

 

[DonnaBeeGood]

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