Canadian Buffoon's Disney With a Teen Vacation - 08/13 - The Wrap

[KathyM2]

You don't even have to finish the sentence, do you?
You're going to get flinches and shudders every time.

OMG total shudders. Ugh. And also everyone thinks of their stories...this one time?...I have a couple doozies lol

 

[queenbetsey]

No update yet.
I'm being lazy... and loving it.

However.
Something occurred to me today.
I had a little 'incident' in the kitchen today.

It's either funny, or weird.
But if you tell someone you stabbed yourself with a knife,
even if you said you needed stitches,
you'll probably just get laughed at.
Or called a doofus.
Or both.

But if you mention that while you were peeling potatoes,
the peeler somehow got caught under your nail...

You don't even have to finish the sentence, do you?
You're going to get flinches and shudders every time.


And... I didn't stab myself.

uummm I am married to the most accident prone man on the west coast, remember? so no doesn't sound weird at all in this house. lol. (so accident that when our first granddaughter was born, as we were leaving the hospital, it's a really big Kaiser hospital, anywho as we were walking out one of the nurses was walking out of the ortho dept and saw him, "oh hi lance, what did you do to yourself now?" this place sees hundreds of folks a day and they know my hubby by name. ) and he's alllll mine, lol

 

[orangecats2]

Nope. You can't just come out and say that without proof.
Now you have to send some to everyone reading this.

I wouldn't even know where to begin to get one. Why don't you send me one from up there and I will let you know which is better!

Japan sounds awesome! I was an exchange student in France my junior year of high school and I hated it. But that's a long story.

 

[queenbetsey]

You present a good case.

yep yep yep you should come down to Disneyland (heck we are having a right little heat wave right now//QUOTE]

 

[pkondz]

OMG total shudders. Ugh. And also everyone thinks of their stories...this one time?...I have a couple doozies lol

Everyone's done something like that at least once.
No one enjoys it.

 

[pkondz]

uummm I am married to the most accident prone man on the west coast, remember? so no doesn't sound weird at all in this house. lol. (so accident that when our first granddaughter was born, as we were leaving the hospital, it's a really big Kaiser hospital, anywho as we were walking out one of the nurses was walking out of the ortho dept and saw him, "oh hi lance, what did you do to yourself now?" this place sees hundreds of folks a day and they know my hubby by name. ) and he's alllll mine, lol

I do know that! He and Nebo were having quite the contest there for a while.

Too funny (Or is that tragic?) that the nurse knew his name!

 

[pkondz]

I wouldn't even know where to begin to get one.

Oh, sure.
You're just toying with us, aren't you!

Why don't you send me one from up there and I will let you know which is better!

Win the contest.
Then... sure.

Japan sounds awesome! I was an exchange student in France my junior year of high school and I hated it. But that's a long story.

Sounds like a good one, though.
We'll get details in May... then we'll see.

 

[pkondz]

yep yep yep you should come down to Disneyland (heck we are having a right little heat wave right now

Maybe some day....
I would like to see 'Frisco...
And drive down the coast...

 

[queenbetsey]

I do know that! He and Nebo were having quite the contest there for a while.

Too funny (Or is that tragic?) that the nurse knew his name!

both actually, and 8 months later there he was back again with broken lower leg.....lol

 

[pkondz]

both actually, and 8 months later there he was back again with broken lower leg.....lol

I am so conflicted. I don't know if I should say "I'm so sorry." or

!!

 

[MHSweb79]

My DH can sympathize with Mr. queenbetsy. When I went for my baseline colonoscopy (a present for my 50th Lol) they let my DH sit with me in recovery. When the doctor pulled back the curtain, he pointed to my husband and said, "Hey, I know you!"

My DH has colonoscopies like other people get their teeth cleaned. He was highly annoyed when the doctor awarded me the grand prize: a 10 year pass and a brochure called The Benefits of a High Fiber Diet. In the car on the way home I said, "At least he recognized your face. That's nice, right?" He was not amused.

 

[pkondz]

My DH can sympathize with Mr. queenbetsy. When I went for my baseline colonoscopy (a present for my 50th Lol) they let my DH sit with me in recovery. When the doctor pulled back the curtain, he pointed to my husband and said, "Hey, I know you!"

I'm glad he didn't point to the subject of that day's examination.

My DH has colonoscopies like other people get their teeth cleaned. He was highly annoyed when the doctor awarded me the grand prize: a 10 year pass and a brochure called The Benefits of a High Fiber Diet. In the car on the way home I said, "At least he recognized your face. That's nice, right?" He was not amused.

I see we're on the same page there...

 

[orangecats2]

I keep forgetting to tell you that DH has a new comic book out. It's not a continuation of the last one, it's all new material. This one is supposed to be funny. I wouldn't know, I haven't read it. DH says I don't know good humor. I say I don't like stupid humor???

 

[pkondz]

I keep forgetting to tell you that DH has a new comic book out. It's not a continuation of the last one, it's all new material. This one is supposed to be funny. I wouldn't know, I haven't read it. DH says I don't know good humor. I say I don't like stupid humor???

Well how will you know if it's stupid humour or not if you don't read it?!?!?

And then you can tell me if it's good or not.
If you say it's stupid humour, then I'd probably buy it.

 

[Gracefulskinny]

No update yet.
I'm being lazy... and loving it.

Good for you! You deserve some lazy time!

I had a little 'incident' in the kitchen today.

Un oh.....

It's either funny, or weird.
But if you tell someone you stabbed yourself with a knife,

EEEkkk!!!!

But if you mention that while you were peeling potatoes,
the peeler somehow got caught under your nail...

I really do hope that you are okay. And no Not laughing here. I'm not one to find serious injuries funny.

You don't even have to finish the sentence, do you?
You're going to get flinches and shudders every time.

And... I didn't stab myself.

It's alright we all have our moments. I tripped over a dog once and ended up with a sprained ankle that wouldn't heal.

Points tabulated.
Took about two hours.

 

[franandaj]

Points tabulated.
Took about two hours.



Now to write the next update.

So I can see this one will hit right before or as I get to WDW.

Everyone's done something like that at least once.
No one enjoys it.

Yeah in 2005 I almost sliced off the tips of my left pointer and "F you" finger slicing a watermelon. I don't cut those any more. Presliced or no deal.

Maybe some day....
I would like to see 'Frisco...
And drive down the coast...

Don't call it that when you're there. No one from "The City" ever uses the word 'Frisco'. It even got a criminal busted as he was too stupid to know a local would NEVER use that word. I grew up in the 'burbs' of "The City". A little place they call Silicon Valley. Before it invaded the entire peninsula.

 

[pkondz]

Good for you! You deserve some lazy time!

So you're the one!

I really do hope that you are okay. And no Not laughing here. I'm not one to find serious injuries funny.

Oh, it wasn't serious. Just a bit of skin...
that happened to be under a nail,
so it stung a bit.

It's alright we all have our moments. I tripped over a dog once and ended up with a sprained ankle that wouldn't heal.

Trying. Not. To. Laugh...

Thanks!

So I can see this one will hit right before or as I get to WDW.

Hoping for sooner.
I'm mostly done the writing.... maybe 2/3 done?
Photos are all done but one.
Points divvied up.
Might be up tomorrow.

Yeah in 2005 I almost sliced off the tips of my left pointer and "F you" finger slicing a watermelon. I don't cut those any more. Presliced or no deal.

I did that, oh... about 30 years ago.
Took a bit of that finger off on a food slicer.
Had to get it cauterized.
Can't really tell now.
You can see the scar if you look closely enough.

I have an aversion towards food slicers now.

Don't call it that when you're there. No one from "The City" ever uses the word 'Frisco'.

Oh, really! Thanks for the head's up.

It even got a criminal busted as he was too stupid to know a local would NEVER use that word.

Really! Interesting.

I grew up in the 'burbs' of "The City". A little place they call Silicon Valley.

Never heard of it.

 

[queenbetsey]

My DH can sympathize with Mr. queenbetsy. When I went for my baseline colonoscopy (a present for my 50th Lol) they let my DH sit with me in recovery. When the doctor pulled back the curtain, he pointed to my husband and said, "Hey, I know you!"

My DH has colonoscopies like other people get their teeth cleaned. He was highly annoyed when the doctor awarded me the grand prize: a 10 year pass and a brochure called The Benefits of a High Fiber Diet. In the car on the way home I said, "At least he recognized your face. That's nice, right?" He was not amused.

 

[queenbetsey]

good for you guys for getting that scope. we here at casa de whitehead are really promoting that screening. as I stated earlier in this tr my son was diagnosed with colon cancer in Feb. just a month shy of his 33rd birthday. he has had a couple of surgeries and we had a really close call (yeah THAT call) with him but he is recovering from the surgeries and starts chemo next week for 6 months. early diagnosis is crucial so our new family mottos are, "don't say eeeewwweee check your poo" and don't be a dope get that scope!" glad you got that pass for a few years and ask them about other less invasive screenings, we have Kaiser insurance and they have a home screening kit they send out every couple of years. and tell your hubby that yeah the scope sucks but better to get it done and to consider it his gift to his family/

 

[Steppesister]

Looking mighty dapper there, Ponzi!

Might even be the same one I muttered.

I doubt it. The one I saw most lately was a meager "poop".

Points tabulated.
Took about two hours.

I feel your pain. Took me the same.