One more reply, and then I'm thru with this thread.
When I made the original post, here's the things that were (and weren't) on my mind:
1) Reading the UG, I noted that touring plans for both AK and Epcot call for families to send one member of their group to one side of the park (to acquire FPs), while the rest of the group goes to the other side of the park. The parties will catch up with each other later. While I see the logic in that strategy, I really don't like the idea of leaving my DW with the chore of guiding DD7 and DS4 thru an unfamiliar theme park among hordes of people without my help. (Or vice versa).
2) I read the UG's section on
stroller rentals, which discusses a thriving "brown market," where people sell their rented strollers at a discount, rather than return them.
3) In the back of my mind was a thread from a few days ago about Mountain Dew, and the story of one guy saying someone offered him $20 for his contraband Pepsi.
Well, I put these notions together and I came up with the idea of buying/selling Fastpasses. This would alleviate the need to split our party and dash from one end of the park to the other, as prescribed in the UG. Besides that, imagine being able to walk into the theme park with FPs to several of your favorite rides already in hand. Could make planning easier. Personally, I'd be willing to pay a few bucks for such a service. And I figured other people might, too.
What I didn't know was that there is already a well-established method of getting rid of extra FPs: Giving them away. While technically against the rules, this is obviously a well-established tradition. Had I been to WDW recently, I probably would have already known this, but as my last visit was 9 years ago, before the days of FPs, I don't know how I could have known this information.
So, fellow DISers, rest-assured: I will not be selling any FPs. Taking a wealth of good suggestions, I will kindly give away any extra FPs that end up in my possession.
But also know that I am not a troll, nor am I "just a kid." I am but a humble dad eager to take his kids on a trip to WDW.
Since many of you are obviously interested in ways to spread "pixie dust," I will close with my own suggestion: Be considerate about the way you respond to people on the Internet. I know you can't see my face, and it's hard to judge true intent, but consider offering the benefit of the doubt. "What goes around comes around" is an idea that applies to more than just how you get rid of extra FPs.