Can we drink our SMUGGLED BOOZE while wearing a SPEEDO or THONG and sit in our.....

[wovenwonder]

Can we drink our SMUGGLED BOOZE while wearing a SPEEDO or THONG and sit in our SAVED Pool Chairs?
The following are bits and pieces of a VERY large thread posted on another cruise board -- speaking of another cruise line. I think we can add a few of our own too!

You Forgot

To add .... While stiffing the staff out of their tips and all the while letting our unruly children & teens run amok


WAIT, WAIT, WAIT GUYS.

You forgot something.......

Can you drink that booze on formal night in your shorts and tank top?

If you are going to wear a speedo, make sure you are REALLY hairy and overweight.

Carry-on

I'm new to cruising, and I'd like to bring my hibachi for poolside shish kebobs. Has anyone had problems boarding with a propane tank in your carry-on?
Cokes again

I have a few questions I didn't see answered in the other thread about soda.

1) If I bring my own can of Coke into the dining room, will I be charged a corkage fee?

2) If I don't finish it during dinner, can my waiter store it until the next evening?

3) If I buy a rum and coke in the Schooner Bar, can I get a $1.50 discount if I provide the mixer?

I'm preparing my budget for the Vision next week, so any help would be appreciated.

OMG -- their thread just goes on and on --- even mentions where some teens brought along 'fake poop' and placed it right outside the elevator doors to look for reaction as people were getting off the elevator. Here's a link to the entire thread -
http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=408097554&m=2413068166

 

[shmoogrrrl]

Oh my GOSH! I will be cleaning the soda off my Monitor for days!!! *Laugh* That is WAAAAAAY too funny!

Edited to add a question: Does DCL have a bathing suit policy? Believe me, my fat behind wouldn't be caught dead in a Thong, and I've never seen one on the ship, but I don't know if that is because people just don't do it or because DCL has a policy?

Kathy

 

[BeanoC]

Is it written law that all men who wear Speedos must have a hairy back and a beer belly?

And do these fat women in Spandex have mirrors in their rooms?

I thought I'd bring my Weber BBQ on board and have a nice hamburger cookout on my verandah while listening to rap music very loudly on my boombox, all the while drinking beer and chucking the empties overboard.
That's ok, right?


'Beano'

 

[Anita Williams]

I wouldn't even wear a thong in the privacy of my BATHROOM. Imagine a really fat butt in one of them strolling around the deck with the fat guy in the hairy speedo! There ought to be a law.
Anita.

 

[wovenwonder]

I thought I'd bring my Weber BBQ on board and have a nice hamburger cookout on my verandah while listening to rap music very loudly on my boombox, all the while drinking beer and chucking the empties overboard.
That's ok, right?

Ofcourse Beano -- that would be just fine --- I want to be there to see the reaction in the port when you wheel in your Weber Grill -- Do you think it will fit thru the metal detector -- Oops -- guess it will have to be 'hand checked' because it will make the detector go off. DIS burger party will be in BeanoC's stateroom! LOL

 

[zurgswife]

ROFLMAO!!!!! Oh my goodness that thread is hillarious....

 

[Scratch42]

Just a reminder guys that the Speedo, hairy, beer bellied men are Canadians! And their darn proud of It! LOL

Scratch

 

[peagreenid]

DH wear his SPEEDO to Formal Night as long as he is wearing a bow tie? We REALLY want to pack light and save room in our luggage for that NEW set of DCL towels we intend to bring home!!!


smiles Patty




Do you people realize how much it burns to blow diet coke out of your nostrils?????

 

[taswira]

Originally posted by peagreenid
[Do you people realize how much it burns to blow diet coke out of your nostrils?????

Yes, Patty - Isn't that called "<B><I>Snorting (diet) Coke</I></B>?"

 

[Sandyrella]

French Canadian...but only if they are also wearing black knee socks with sandals! Being a born and bred Quebecer, I have seen my fair share of this type of fashion felony

Sandy

 

[Scratch42]

I stand corrected! French Canadian Men but trust me I've seen some anglos doing the same thing! The biggest hazard of going to FLA!

Try snorting Tahiti Treat!

Scratch

 

[Dave_from_Marietta]

Thanks for sharing that, Jody. That's really funny.

 

[Talky_Tina]

Laugh all you want... but it got me to thinking...

1. Can I use the mug I bought in Disneyland in 1983 and get free refills on the ship?

2. Do I still have to tip the room service CM if I answer the door wearing a thong?

3. Can I get a shipboard credit for not taking towel animals home?

4. Can I charge the new guests that will be staying in my old stateroom for the goodies we left in the fridge? Even if it is broken?

5. Is it ok to bring Cubanos into the US if they are partially smoked?

6. I turn into a pumpkin every night at 8 pm. Can I get early seating?

7. Does the fake vomit work at the Goofy pool too or just at Quiet Cove? Oh, and how effective is it at Castaway Cay... you know, for snagging one of the coveted hammocks?

TT

 

[wovenwonder]

OMG -- I just knew that my DIS Friends could add some humor to this thread! How Hillarious you guys are - crack me up!

 

[disfanatiks]

This is hysterical!!!

 

[markºoº]

My favorite comment had to be about the upgrade from a speedo to a thong being like going from an inside stateroom to an outside stateroom with 2 portholes!

 

[peagreenid]

Remember Caddy Shack? And the Baby Ruth in the Pool? What a better way to clear out the pool and all of those Pool side chairs...................LOL!!!


And put Fake vomit on people's towels and shirts when
they save the chairs and Hammocks......... And stand back and laugh for a great time when they return.

smiles Patty

 

[shmoogrrrl]

Originally posted by BeanoC
I thought I'd bring my Weber BBQ on board and have a nice hamburger cookout on my verandah while listening to rap music very loudly on my boombox, all the while drinking beer and chucking the empties overboard.

Too bad we won't be on your cruise! That sounds like a great party! I have some AWESOME Cigars that I could have brought to share!!!

I just hope Founders Reef doesn't interrupt me because Katie is crying! I figure they should let her cry at least three hours!

Kathy
*laugh*

 

[Doctor P]

ROFLOL.

 

[FantasticDisFamily]

I just clicked over and read the original thread as well as this one -- TOOOOOO funny!

Deb