Calories don't count when...

[Kath2003]

Stealing from the standing-up-and-eating-vent thread, it was pointed out that, quite obviously, calories don't count if you eat standing up

When else don't calories count?

I'll start you with some obvious examples:

1. Birthday cake
2. If you don't eat the whole box/packet/cake

Any others?

 

[MichelleVW]

You drink a diet coke with it!

Plus if you eat the cake with a fork from the original pan instead of putting it on a plate they don't count..

 

[MM27]

If you're eating cookies, the broken ones don't count

 

[princess momma]

...............the candy is "borrowed" from your kids trick or treat bag.

 

[froggygrrrl]

Calories clearly do not count if there is no one around to witness you eating something.

 

[MM27]

Things licked from knives or spoons have no calories if you are in the process of making something, e.g. peanut butter from a knife when making a sandwich, ice cream from a spoon when making a sundae.

 

[MAKmom]

Calories clearly do not count if there is no one around to witness you eating something.

This is my rule.

 

[Ohiodislover]

if you don't bake the cookies and just eat the dough

 

[brockash]

My absolute favorite is that calories don't count at Disney

 

[Gina]

If you break a cookie in half, all the calories will leak out. I think this might work with candy bars, too... I live under that assumption, at least.

 

[Scornelius]

If the food is on a toothpick!

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

if you don't bake the cookies and just eat the dough

Yes! It is BAKING that puts all the calories in it!

Calories don't count on a holiday or vacation, or weekend. Or anything you can eat while walking, like an ice cream cone, cotton candy, corndog, etc.

 

[C.Ann]

Anything that comes out of the freezer.. "Freezing" sucks all the calories out..

 

[AshleyW]

My grandma always said charitable foods don't have calories, either!

So, Girl Scout cookies, bake sale items, sundaes from an ice cream social, etc. all have no calories!

 

[WDWBarb]

When you drink them!

 

[FireDancer]

Basic biology dictates that calories always count if they are digested. Based on this I would say the only time they don't count is if you purge after eating them.

Anything else is just attempting to fool yourself.

 

[BeachGirlFLA]

For women - if it's that time of the month.

 

[TerryKitten]

While Driving...

 

[AshleyW]

Basic biology dictates that calories always count if they are digested. Based on this I would say the only time they don't count is if you purge after eating them.

Anything else is just attempting to fool yourself.

Party pooper.

 

[ontariomonkey]

If you think about being on the treadmill while you eat.