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Joe Disney, this is Admiral Hambone. Come in Joe Disney.

Zurg is taking heavy damage from Delswife. Continued assaults from the SIL, strollers, and a wayward wheelchair have caused his shields to fail. The crew is incapacitated from the laughter, and Zurg's Wife's medication is still missing. We suspect Scruffy is to blame, but we can not find a translator compatible with his vocabulary. Delswife has even found a way to counter Zurg's bad shoe missiles by wearing same!

Intelligence reports show that Scuba Steve has a fear of all sea creatures. Request you prime and deploy the Octopus immediately.

Repeat.

Prime and deploy the Octopus.


He....... is....... our....... only....... hope.......


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man this is gonna be a good year for trip reports...
 
I don't post much here, but I just wanted to say how my morning visits here, really make my day!!!

Thanks for the great reports, fun, commaraderie, laughter, tears, and overall mayhem.
 
Originally posted by tc
I don't post much here, but I just wanted to say how my morning visits here, really make my day!!!

Thanks for the great reports, fun, commaraderie, laughter, tears, and overall mayhem.

Mayhem?


You ain't seen nothing yet - wait until February when Joe Disney and Zurg get their trip reports up! Then it will be a royal rumble!
 
Intelligence reports show that Scuba Steve has a fear of all sea creatures. Request you prime and deploy the Octopus immediately.
:p



Have you ever seen a 7 pound lobster? You want to talk about scary!!:p

I worked in a resteruant/bar in Old Orchard Beach for a summer and one of the owners had it in the tank to eat at a later date, I couldn't stand even looking at it.:p This thing needed two bands on each claw.

LY, MI!!
 
SCUBA STEVE,

Is :scared1: of FISH, SIL, and tampons. Oh yea, he wears men's panties.
 
Nice smiley, that's what I looked like when I saw my self in the mirror wearing that dreadful scuba suit.:p And this is what I look like walking down row 8 at the grocery store and forgetting what is there.:faint:




LY, MI!!!:p
 
I know you like smiley's,:p But Delswife said you looked:cool1: in your scuba suit., went all schoolgirl when she saw you :love2: Now all the DIS love ya too!!!:love1:
 
No no no scuba steve's wife wears his men panties !!!!:Pinkbounc ::yes::
 
ROYAL RUMBLE on the Trip Reports Board?????

Let the games begin..... soon!:duck: :jumping1:

Can't wait for February...

LY, MI :teeth:
 
50+ days until OUR trip and Zurg is trying to figure out how our trip without IL's and Scruffy...can be more amusing then Delswife.....

I'm sure he try to dazzle with foot work....:cool1: :cool1: :cool1:
 
Originally posted by zurgswife
50+ days until OUR trip and Zurg is trying to figure out how our trip without IL's and Scruffy...can be more amusing then Delswife.....

I'm sure he try to dazzle with foot work....:cool1: :cool1: :cool1:

ZW--methinks that the quest for Badshoe will be epic, and there will be copious bribes for the Zurg Jr.s and Zurgettes when they find some as well. Delswife has surely thrown down the gauntlet this time!
 





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