Calling all Nuts!!!

[jonestavern]

I'm picking on you because I don't want your head to get too big from all of the wonderful things being said about you on my TR. See? I'm a good friend - just trying to keep you balanced.

Thanks Carissa,

Is that a Stetson in your pocket?

...And I wish my dog was a cuddler, because I'd like to just sit in my recliner and hold her for a while. I'd be lucky if I got 15 seconds out of her, though.

Meat. Put some meat in yr lap.

What exactly is the problem with this??? I like being in the testosterone zone.
...

If this means what I think it does...WORD ...

I just meant I enjoy the company of men.

I will have NO women around me. No one to appreciate underwear should be laundered--even if in an hotel sink--each & every day! No one to ooh & ahh over lovely Italian shoes! No one to say, "Hey, lets linger over a second latte & order some more of those yummy looking pastries".

Men are fine in limited doses.
Wait, maybe I didn't phrase that right...

Jean: I have to agree with Goof from the FB post - very nice melons today!

Why thank you!

 

[carissanboys]

Hey, so do I...seriously, most of my friends are guys in the first place.

I've always had lots of male friends. Don't tell my female friends this, but with women there is too much drama. Shhhhhhhh.

I was just being silly...I'm starting to get a little punchy over here...

Very appropriate for this thread.

Is that a Stetson in your pocket?

I will have NO women around me. No one to appreciate underwear should be laundered--even if in an hotel sink--each & every day! No one to ooh & ahh over lovely Italian shoes! No one to say, "Hey, lets linger over a second latte & order some more of those yummy looking pastries".

I think it's different because you're talking about being with your husband and son. While I love my husband and my sons, I could see needing a little female companionship at that time (I wouldn't be any help with the "oohing and ahhhing over shoes though).

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Meat. Put some meat in yr lap.

will have NO women around me. No one to appreciate underwear should be laundered--even if in an hotel sink--each & every day! No one to ooh & ahh over lovely Italian shoes! No one to say, "Hey, lets linger over a second latte & order some more of those yummy looking pastries".

Men are fine in limited doses.
Wait, maybe I didn't phrase that right...

Didn't need meat. I got a good 3 minutes out of her...took off her collar and gave her a neck rub. Yep, a whole 3 minutes. That's a record for her! Then she put her paw in my neck and pushed away...

EEK!!! Is my boyfriend a woman? Okay, well, he doesn't launder his underwear every day, but he changes it for a fresh pair...he's more than willing to linger at a restaurant, but with a beer instead of a latte...

I've always had lots of male friends. Don't tell my female friends this, but with women there is too much drama. Shhhhhhhh.

Unfortunately, I must agree. Drama and backstabbing. NOT in this thread, however, let me make that clear. But in life in general...

I know I have a lot of drama in my life, too...wish it would just go away.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Question for you guys...I have a couple of christenings coming up, for my "nephew" and "niece." Not blood-related; they're the kids of my two girlfriends that I've known for 20 years. I've never had to deal with this before, so, am I supposed to give gifts? And if so, what? I don't think they expect anything, knowing that I don't have a job, but I can afford a little something. I'm honestly not sure what the protocol is for something like this.

 

[Goofster57]

Sorry Liz,
Don't think I can be of any help, I have never been to one of those.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

S'okay, Goof. I'm not going to make a big issue out of it. I just don't want to make a faux pas, especially with such longtime friends. I don't think they expect anything, but if other guests give gifts, I'll be upset with myself.

I have to buy a first birthday gift soon anyway. Zach's birthday is July 3rd. What the heck do you buy a one-year-old boy? From what most people say, just give him some empty boxes

 

[Goofster57]

Now if you need to know the proper amount to tip an Exotic Dancer, I've got your back.

I don't want to say that I am an Expert but Jean has never complained..

I am so glad she is in Italy or she would bust my chops for reviling her secret job

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Happy Mother's Day to all of you mommies!

I wanna be a mommy, too...

 

[babynurse1]

Hope all you Nuts had a wonderful Mother's Day!

Liz: I saw your picture. Y'all are too cute!!

Jean: I missed your FB melons.

Everybody:

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Where is everybody? Enjoying the spring weather?

Miss you guys!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I'm here. I don't actually have anything to contribute but I just felt the need to remind you all of my presence.

 

[Goofster57]

Happy almost Friday fellow Nutters

I'm here. I don't actually have anything to contribute but I just felt the need to remind you all of my presence.

PJ, your presence is contribution enough....


I must be channeling Rob........

 

[momrek06]

GOOD THURSDAY AFTERNOON NUT CASES!!!!!!!!!!


BlUe
LiZ
SqUiDdY
GoOf
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PeeeeeJ
BeAn (in Europe)
ChErYl (on a Cruise)
CaRiSsA
CaRrIeAnNiE
PiXiE PoP
ReLlA BeLlA
and
RoBbIe

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I just realized that I was remiss last week when I did my nails and didn't post my colour! I obviously need Jean to keep me on the straight and narrow...

Anyway, it's Orly "One Night Stand:"

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

PJ, your presence is contribution enough....


I must be channeling Rob........

My presence is presents enough? Yeah, that's right.

Hiya, Kar!

Thanks for sharing, Liz. I wanna get a manicure!!!

 

[Squidrific]

Greetings from St. Pete my favorite Nuts! Has there been a Rob sighting???

 

[momrek06]

I just realized that I was remiss last week when I did my nails and didn't post my colour! I obviously need Jean to keep me on the straight and narrow...

Anyway, it's Orly "One Night Stand"

Ya, Liz we need our BEAN back!!!


Here is my fav "red", it's OPI "I'm Not Really A Waitress" (but I only wear this during the holidays)!!!

Hiya, Kar!

Hiya Peeeeeej!!!

Greetings from St. Pete my favorite Nuts! Has there been a Rob sighting???

Good Saturday Morning, Squiddy!! Ya, has there been a RoBbIe sighting??

Enjoy the rest of your fabulous trip to FL!!!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Am I the only one that sometimes buys nail polish just for the name? I have some with some...um, "interesting" names!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Greetings from St. Pete my favorite Nuts! Has there been a Rob sighting???

Holla Squid-a-licious. Hope you're having a great trip.

Am I the only one that sometimes buys nail polish just for the name? I have some with some...um, "interesting" names!

I don't really have that much nailpolish. Do you pretty much always have your nails painted? Mine go without polish most of the time.

Hope everyone's having a nice Saturday. I've accomplished a few odds and ends, but still a few things to do! Somehow I am not feeling motivated to clean the kitchen.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Peej - I actually hardly ever do my nails! However, with the nice weather coming, I always wear flip-flops and I cannot leave the house without my toenails painted. It's yet another quirk of mine.

I must mention - Jason really has nice feet for a guy. You know how a lot of men's feet are all gnarly and hairy? His aren't. Weird...