Jennasis
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Oy what a day! I'm sitting here, loaded up on Ibuprofen and just miserable. This morning I was working with my horses, and to make a long story short...one of them kicked me in the knee. An inch to the left of my left knee-cap to be exact. I saw stars it hurt so bad. The little bugger actually squeeled at me as I was walking up beside him, pinned his ears back and launched his oversize foot right at me. It was a nasty, calculated move (he didn't want me in his space). If he had hit me an inch to the right, my knee-cap would have shattered like glass). So how did I break my foot? Let me splain...
I was certain he had broken my knee-cap, and with the last ounce of strength I had, I kicked him back with my good leg....er, foot! Right in his big old butt. For those of you familiar with breeds, he's a 1200lb Haflinger. For those of you unfamiliar with breeds he is a short, 1200lb monster-size draft-pony (most full size horses are around 1000lbs).
I was wearing Crocs at the time.
Allow me to warn you Crocs fans. They are great for walking but they suck in foot-to-butt combat with a 1200lb animal. I heard the crunch my foot made...ya know...the bones. It was the same foot and same spot that I had been stepped on by another horse a few weeks ago so it was already damaged too. Pony barely acknowledged my retaliation.
Now before the animal rights people storm my castle, let me tell you that I DO NOT hit my horses or believe in corporal punishment. HOWEVER I always deal with my horses exactly as they would be dealt with by other members of their herd. If a horse kicks the alpha horse in the herd, they get kicked back...I'M the alpha horse. If a horse bites the alpha horse (or any horse higher up in the chain of command) they are bitten back (or kicked) by the stronger horse (I usually give them a slap on the neck). Normally my horses are saintly, but something must've stuck in my big dudes craw today.
So anywho...Now my foot is busted. I'm laid up for a bit. And I have learned to stop wearing my Crocs at the barn. Bummer.
I was certain he had broken my knee-cap, and with the last ounce of strength I had, I kicked him back with my good leg....er, foot! Right in his big old butt. For those of you familiar with breeds, he's a 1200lb Haflinger. For those of you unfamiliar with breeds he is a short, 1200lb monster-size draft-pony (most full size horses are around 1000lbs).
I was wearing Crocs at the time.
Allow me to warn you Crocs fans. They are great for walking but they suck in foot-to-butt combat with a 1200lb animal. I heard the crunch my foot made...ya know...the bones. It was the same foot and same spot that I had been stepped on by another horse a few weeks ago so it was already damaged too. Pony barely acknowledged my retaliation.
Now before the animal rights people storm my castle, let me tell you that I DO NOT hit my horses or believe in corporal punishment. HOWEVER I always deal with my horses exactly as they would be dealt with by other members of their herd. If a horse kicks the alpha horse in the herd, they get kicked back...I'M the alpha horse. If a horse bites the alpha horse (or any horse higher up in the chain of command) they are bitten back (or kicked) by the stronger horse (I usually give them a slap on the neck). Normally my horses are saintly, but something must've stuck in my big dudes craw today.
So anywho...Now my foot is busted. I'm laid up for a bit. And I have learned to stop wearing my Crocs at the barn. Bummer.

I probably should have had it looked at, but I didn't.
I just found that funny! I'm NOT laughing at your injury!


!! What a sight that must have been!