Brian Regen is a GENIOUS!

[soupy11]

I don't know if you have had a chance to watch his stand-up comedy, but this guy is ridiculously funny. And since I am always looking for great stand up routines, I wanted to post this. What are some of your favourite comedians?


"I saw a sign today, it said Warning: Blasting Ahead, now shouldn't that sign have read, "ROAD CLOSED"?"

Anyways, check out his album of live stuff. He is very clean humoured and very funny.

 

[Boo'sMom]

my family LOVES Brian Regan.



Riding to Disney is one of our favorites, and we always order sprink smidge donuts

 

[soupy11]

my family LOVES Brian Regan.



Riding to Disney is one of our favorites, and we always order sprink smidge donuts

you have five donuts left.

ok, 5? If I order one more, what does that leave me?

 

[Boo'sMom]

"Brian, what's the score?"

"FREE SNO-CONE! Free sno-cone at the end of the game! If you play, they're gonna give you a free sno-cone! Even if you play half game, you get the whole.You don't get half sno-cone, you get a whole sno-cone for half the game.Ehh! The people that play WHOLE game get a WHOLE sno-cone, and the people that play HALF game get a WHOLE sno-cone. So it's always WHOLE.always WHOLE sno-cone. So I.I'd rather play HALF game.I'd rather play half game.Still get the whole sno-cone."

"How many outs, Brian?"

"GRAPE! I'm gonna get Grape! Or, Cherry! They're both favorites. So, either one is good. If they have both, I'll get Grape, though, cause that's a little more favorite. But, if they don't have Grape, it's like, 'Oh, that's fine, cause Cherry's favorite anyway, y'know.' It's like..it's like ANOTHER favorite, but not as much.not as MUCH favorite.but, they're both good.they're BOTH good."

"Alright, Brian...You just have fun out there."

"OK!"

The second baseman would give me signals to get me involved in the game, y'know? He'd like, y'know, put his outside fingers up.

"OK, Brian. Got two away! two away, Brian!" I didn't know what he was talkin' about. "OK!" "Brian, two away!"

"YOU, TOO!"

 

[sand2270]

love him, have seen him live at least 3-4 times. I always end up laughing so hard I have tears streaming down my face.

My favorite is the science project...

"It's a cup...with dirt in it...I call it cup of dirt"

LMAO!!!

 

[ckay87]

Brian is very very funny. You can always trust him to keep it clean, too.

But my favorite (not quite so *trustworthy* though) all time funny guy....Lewis Black

 

[Boo'sMom]

love him, have seen him live at least 3-4 times. I always end up laughing so hard I have tears streaming down my face.

My favorite is the science project...

"It's a cup...with dirt in it...I call it cup of dirt"

LMAO!!!

just give me an F so I can sit down.....

 

[sand2270]

just give me an F so I can sit down.....

ROFL!!

I may just have to listen to that on my ipod at work today...wonder if my coworkers will mind me laughing out loud every few seconds.

I have his DVD's, but my favorite is his first album. I wish they would release that one on DVD. I remember seeing it on Comedy Central years ago and it is so much better with the facial expressions.

 

[Mommymcgee]

I love Brian Regan! We are always quoting him around here...

"I could go for a sandwich but I'm not going to open TWO jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars."

I also love his pop tart bit...

If you are up and eating breakfast in 3 seconds, you need to loosen up your schedule.

 

[Minnie-n-Mickey4ever]

Brian Regan is hilarious!

I love the pop tart line and the one about "Dora the Explorer" - I think that one goes something like "only someone in the Kennedy household would think "Dora the Explora" rhymes". (of course done in a Boston accent)

 

[soupy11]

hehe good lines all around....

What about the log trucks passing each other on the road....

"You need logs? We got logs, and you need logs?"

One phone call could save a lot of trouble...

 

[SeaShelley]

I love him too.

Ox - Oxen
Box - Boxen

 

[Tina]

Brian Regan is the best. I have an old Showtime(I think) special that I recorded on VHS that was filmed at the Comedy Club in Downtown Disney. I love his bit about the fishing show.

I catch him on tour whenever I can and he never disappoints. My brother-in-law and I are always misusing the You Too phrase together. LOL My fave recent bit is his one about intelligent life on Neptune. When he imitates those aliens and shouts "2 + 2 is chicken!" I nearly pee myself.

 

[Boo'sMom]

Take....Luck

 

[soupy11]

I wasn't even close, I was using numbers and stuff....


CAT K-A-T, I am outta here, heh I know there are two t's.


Whats the I before E rule?

Umm, I before E, umm, always.

What are you an idiot Brian?

Apparently.

 

[krcit]

Take....Luck

 

[sand2270]

"The big yellow one is the sun"

I could do this all day

 

[sand2270]

I wasn't even close, I was using numbers and stuff....


CAT K-A-T, I am outta here, heh I know there are two t's.


Whats the I before E rule?

Umm, I before E, umm, always.

What are you an idiot Brian?

Apparently.

or...

“No, Brian, no. Let’s try another one. Irwin, what’s the plural for goose?”

“Geese. I saw a flock of geese.”

“Brian?”

[Exasperated laughing]“Wha-a-at?”

“What’s the plural for moose?”

“Moosen! I saw a flock of MOOSEN! There were many of ‘em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods…in the wood-es…in the woodsen. The meese want the food in the woodesen…food is the eatenesen…the meese want the food in the woodesenes…food in the woodesenes.”

“Brian. Brian! You’re an imbecile.”

“Imbecilen!”

“What? Are you speaking German, Brian?”

“German…Germaine…Germaine…Jackson…Jackson 5…Tito!”

“Brian, what the hell are you talking about?”

“I don’t know. I don’t know, really.”

 

[soupy11]

Lol

 

[Tina]

or...

“No, Brian, no. Let’s try another one. Irwin, what’s the plural for goose?”

“Geese. I saw a flock of geese.”

“Brian?”

[Exasperated laughing]“Wha-a-at?”

“What’s the plural for moose?”

“Moosen! I saw a flock of MOOSEN! There were many of ‘em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods…in the wood-es…in the woodsen. The meese want the food in the woodesen…food is the eatenesen…the meese want the food in the woodesenes…food in the woodesenes.”

“Brian. Brian! You’re an imbecile.”

“Imbecilen!”

“What? Are you speaking German, Brian?”

“German…Germaine…Germaine…Jackson…Jackson 5…Tito!”

“Brian, what the hell are you talking about?”

“I don’t know. I don’t know, really.”