TigerTown
Disney Running TK
- Joined
- Jun 26, 2007
- Messages
- 780
Man 1:What is your nationality?
Man 2: I'm a drunkard.
Casablanca...btw "That makes Rick a Citizen of the World"
"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ***kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ***t he is. Hallelujah. Holy ***t. Where's the Tylenol?